Neil Hamilton

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For fuck’s sake what’s the matter with you cunts?!?

I cannot believe that no cunt out there has ever cunted this cunt on “…is a cunt”. And now just to make things worse, his cunt of a mate Farage has finally managed to get the cunt onto UKIP’s NEC. What’s the matter with UKIP? Have the cunts got a death wish?

This cunt is a fucking electoral liability. The rank and file membership think he’s a cunt, I think he’s a cunt and, frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the fragrant Christine thinks he’s a cunt.

Neil Hamilton is cunt amongst cunts; a veritable ubercunt; a cunt so large it could could swallow the Houses of Parliament. Whole. In one gulp. Cunts don’t come more cuntish than that!

Yes, Neil Hamilton IS a cunt – and anyone who disagrees is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Nigel Clough, SUFC

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Sheffield United FC is a cunt for permitting the unrepentant convicted rapist Ched Evans to train with them.

Furthermore, Sheffield United Manager Nigel Clough needs cunting for saying he “hasn’t yet decided” whether or not to re-sign Evans. What is there to decide – surely it’s a no-brainer? Although with Clough, I guess cuntitude is in his genes.

Nominated by: Fred West

Pudsey [2]

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Children in Need? Fuck ’em. Let ’em eat cake!

My grandchildren are being press ganged into acting like complete twats in order to raise money to piss up the wall on a bunch of overseas dictators and lazy bastards who are too despicable to look after their kids properly.

And the BBC needs to fill out it’s schedules with cheap puerile bullshit that raises their caring, sharing public service image.

Fuck the lot of ’em. They’ll get fuck all out of me like they do every year…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Mark Stewart

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I went to see “The Pop Group” play in Islington last night. Always loved the band and forgave them their right-on 6th form politics when they were young enough not to know better. Now here they are, well into their 50s and still banging on about the arms trade and Irish political prisoners.

Therefore, it saddens me after he provided such an entertaining evening, to have to nominate Mark Stewart for a cunting.

Nominated by: Harry Axwound

Amazon Marketplace

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Amazon is a cunt. It’s now started restricting private individuals re-selling certain DVD titles on its “Marketplace” – even when their Seller Account is in good standing – the official line is that they want to reduce the number of counterfeit goods listed on Amazon Marketplace so that customers can trust Amazon…

Personally I think clamping down on the vast quantities of counterfeit electronic/computer peripherals originating from China would be a better way of Amazon increasing trust, rather than penalising private individuals who are just wanting to move on a DVD box set that they’ll never watch again. Paying the proper rate of tax would also help these lying, scumbag cunts win back public trust and confidence.

It’s obvious that far from being overly concerned about counterfeits, the wholesalers are seeing their sales fall as customers prefer to choose more reasonably priced second-hand titles and it’s probably the wholesalers who are twisting Amazon’s arm. It’s interesting that the particular box set I’ve been banned from re-selling has NO second-hand copies available on Amazon Marketplace at all, but lots of third party sellers offering it for the same price as Amazon – or considerably more.

Counterfeits, my arse. This is all about profits which should come as no surprise from a bunch of tax-avoiding cunts.

Nominated by: Fred West