A nom for ‘Insomnia and deaf signing’.

Being an insomniac and only ever sleeping five-ish hours, I often find myself awake at 5am and, not having to leave for work until 6:30 have an hour or so to kill.

If you watch an otherwise regular program at that time of the day, there’s often a sign language person intruding over about a sixth of the screen. What irrirates the fuck out of me is not the signing, it’s the unnecessarily mọngy facial expressions they always pull. They look like Harvey Price eating his dinner and presumably they’re flinging saliva this way and that.

Stop gurning and get off the screen…subtitles are available for a reason.

Nominated by : Thomas the Cunt Engine

Hi everyone, I want to cunt Tyce Erickson, another weapon crazed yank cunt, this cocksucker kills a Kodiak bear because he has a small cock and thinks he is a hard man, I bet the cunt would be different in 30 feet of sea with a thresher shark or bull shark, another mentally ill cunt who needs removing from the planet, as ricky Gervais once said, if you kill animals for pleasure, you are a cunt, I rest my case..link provided.

“Hunter poses with enormous, 1,000lbs Kodiak Island bear in Alaska and reveals how he fought off the ‘charging’ beast | Daily Mail Online”

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Nominated by Sidthesexistsforeskin.

Only a few days into the Starmer administration (five as I write) and the pansy/Commie word jugglers of New New Labour are already it. Flabby bottomed Rachel Reeves, she of the shiny slacks and costermonger voice, waddled into her “big speech” yesterday, declaring she was ripping up the planning rules in order to build more houses to house the many gimmigrants who arrive here via the RNLI taxi service. Suddenly to not look quite the ignorant philistine arsehole she really is, she has painted the greenbelt grey so that any hint of greenery in our filthy overcrowded towns can be torn down, and blocks of flats built for the scum that they intend to import more of.

I have little doubt this subterfuge came not from her, or Dame Kweer, (they have barely a brain cell to rub together) but is yet another of the tricks of Anthony Blair and his duckie friend Mandy. It has their intellectual dishonesty marked all over it, like the shitstains on AnalEase Dodd’s bloomers:

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

I used to have a soft spot (well, actually not so soft if I’m honest) for Carol. She always struck me as a proper lass, someone you could have a drink, a flirt and a laugh with down the pub.

This last year or so however, she seems to have mutated into a ranting gobshite masquerading as a ‘political commentor’. It’s not an attractive sight, and it’s pretty boring to boot.

Of course you’re entitled to your opinion ducks, but honestly, your political ‘insights’ are shallow and your demeanour is both unpleasant and vindictive. Do us all a favour love, and stick to doing what you do best; that’s flashing your arse for the tabloids instead of talking out of it.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

I heard at work today a description of Reform as a “nut case, extremist party”. Given that it got more votes (but far less seats) than Lib Dem I’d hardly say it is extreme, third most votes for a party in this years GE, no less.

CBS seem to think Reform is “far right”

Reform Party’s pledges don’t appear to have much mention of genocide or racial segregation, which you’d normally associate with Far Right

In fact they seem to be quite reasonable aspirations in my book.

However, the MSM continue all this vilifying of Reform and it’s voters, but no one is making much about a trend in voting which could also be viewed as having extreme views.

But you won’t hear this being spoken about as extreme…

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Nominated by Fortress Cuntimus.