Jack Warner

Posted on June 9, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Jack Warner needs a good cunting. He’s a Black-And-White-Minstrel lookalike, Johnny-come-lately cunt. Blatters second in command for years and happy to suckle at the fetid teat of dodgy cash that is FIFA prior to the lid being finally lifted on this maggot infested wheelie-bin of an organisation.

Now all of a sudden he’s got a conscience and is prepared to cooperate with the inquiry and grass up a few of his fellow FIFA thieves. Clearly a man desparate to get on the front foot and mitigate what’s going to be a mighty long time in jug. He’s a slippery, stab his mates in the back, totally minted, could easily be mistaken for Robert Mugabe cunt and no mistake. The cunt.

And lest we forget : The SNP are cunts, every man-jock of them. But particularly that Nicola Sturgeon.

Nominated by: Fleaboy

Warner is a copper bottomed cunt. And all those Africans voting for Blatter? They are as stupid as they are corrupt.

Apparently Blatter has Interpol in his pocket, so maybe that explains why he can’t/won’t be fingered..?

Nominated by: Norman

Sepp Blatter [3]

Posted on June 8, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The obnoxious, arrogant piece of shit that is Sepp ‘Bell End’ Blatter will be re-elected to the post tomorrow. This will happen in the wake of numerous arrests of high ranking FIFA officials over the past couple of days on suspicion of corruption.

Watching this on the news, I found myself asking a question that I think most right minded people were asking. Why the fuck wasn’t Blatter arrested too? Considering he’s been President of FIFA for the best part of 20 years, I find inconceivable that he didn’t at least know about the antics of his allegedly corrupt colleagues.

Either Blatter was in it up to his neck, or he’s the most gullible, stupid and downright ignorant President that FIFA has ever had. I’m leaning towards up to his neck in it. Because there is no fucking way that a man like Blatter would be unaware of corruption in an organisation that he micro manages. I have no proof of this, but I reckon this cunt was getting a piece of every bribe that was accepted by his minions. Blatter says he’s standing down – but not until next year! Personally I think that’s about as likely as NASA announcing that they have video footage of Elvis doing the Macarena on Jupiter.

As I said at the start, Blatter is obnoxious and arrogant. He genuinely, and mistakenly, believes himself to be the only man who can run FIFA. That’s why he announced that he wouldn’t run for re-election, only to then stand for re-election. He’s a grubby little creep, who has allowed FIFA to be dragged through dog shit during his tenure as President. He’s a slaphead and a cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Cunts in boats

Posted on June 7, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I hate cunts in boats. I’ve always hated cunts in boats. Only cunts with horses have found a faster way of pissing money up the wall…

And now there’s a different variety of cunts in boats – fucking Africa refugee cunts on boats with a sprinkling of ISIS fighters mixed in for good measure. Blockade the African coast. Take the cunts off in landing craft and dump them back on a beach in Africa. Then sink their fucking boats or give ’em to Flaxen Saxon and let him have a bonfire – preferably with the owners still inside them.

Anyone thick enough to pay wads of money to try to cross the Med in one of these things has to be fucking thick as two short planks and needs to be eradicated from the gene pool – so maybe just sink the cunts. That’ll stop ’em!

Fucking yatchies are the worst. Arrogant, pompous, supercilious cunts the lot of ’em. Boats should be banned and any cunt who owns one deserves to have it sunk. Or to be deporting to ISIS…

Nominated by : Dioclese