The Muller Rice Bear

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The cunt in the Muller Rice bear suit and whoever thought that shit up need immediate ISIS-angry execution. Absolute dog shit. You can imagine the fucking fresh-out-of-uni chinless cunts in marketing, “Ya guys, do you remember Vanilla Ice!?? Ya, hashtag retro. hyuck, hycuk, hycuk!”

How that fucking idea got processed through the cunts brain and out of their mouth is beyond me, let alone past numerous adults involved in the production of the advert. Why didn’t someone with half a head stick their hand up on the set and say “Hang on, this appears to be complete, mindless wank of the first degree. What the fuck has this got to do with fucking yogurt?

Get the cunt off my fucking screen!

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto

Awesome people

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I would like to nominate anyone who uses the word, ” awesome ” as a prize cunt. What happened to wow, well done, splendid. In other words people don’t have the capacity between their ears to think and then deliver an original response to any achievement

Nominated by: Lord Cunt of Stoke on Trent

Tax avoidance clampdowns

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I nominate any politician that claims they will raise money by ‘Clamping down on tax avoidance and tax evasion’.

Funny how this only becomes an issue at election time. Why the fuck are they not ‘Clamping down’ already? Every flippin’ election we hear this care-worn, means-nothing platitude. (Or is that an Australian marsupial?) What do these people do between elections? Not clamp down on tax evasion.? It makes me so angry I could throw the phone down.

Cunts, that’s what they are.

Nominated by: Fleaboy

Matthias Mauch

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Matthias Mauch is a cunt…

This so-called ‘academic’ claims that the wave of 60s bands (Beatles, Stones, Who, Beach Boys, Byrds, Kinks, Hendrix etc) did not revolutionise music in any way… This overblown smug cunt states that hip hop ‘saved” popular music… So genuinely great singers, songwriters, producers and musicians did fuck all, yet some twat talking down a microphone while music ‘sampled’ (ie: ripped off) from other people’s work is in the background was better for music? This twat probably thinks Kanye West is more musically significant than Elvis…

He reminds me of Hans Keller: The smug and condescending smartarse cunt who attempted to dismiss Roger Waters and Syd Barrett on BBC TV after a Floyd performance in 1967… He was an arrogant know-all Kraut cunt too…

Nominated by: Norman

JK Rowling

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Rowling is a massive cunt. The hag is milking the Potter cow dry. The way she feeds ‘revelations’ to the disgusting Potter fanatics is pathetic. These cunts whipped themselves into a frenzy just becuase JK ‘revealed’ that Dumbledore was queer. A decrepit ancient 100 old wizard is gay? It doesn’t even add to the (already shit) story.

It’s just this silly bitch lapping up the arselicking off the Potter geeks because she knows they hang on every bit of bullshit that comes out of her mouth.

Maybe she should say ‘A golden prodigy has a fall from grace, becomes a right bastard, and he has a name beginning with V? Yeah, I did nick Vodlermort from Darth Vader….’

Thieving old witch…

Nominated by: Norman