The Women’s World Cup

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The so-called Women’s World Cup needs to be cunted….
The BBC broadcasting the names of the players?! Seriously, who gives a fuck? Are the FA and the BBC really wasting time and money on this shite? There are only two reasons to tune into this bollocks: To see if there is any totty (there isn’t!) and to laugh at the goalkeepers…

I also bet some cunt at FIFA or UEFA gets a goal from this joke of a tournament to be named ‘Goal of the season’ ahead of multitudes of professional players and teams… What a load of PC gone mad crap…

Nominated by: Norman

Whoa! Footie cunts. Literally!!!

Can’t wait to see them pull their shirts off to celebrate a goal…

Nominated by : Dioclese

John Bercow [2]

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Bercow (on the right) meets Alice Cooper

Bercow (on the right) meets Alice Cooper

Has anyone noticed the remarkable resemblance between Speaker John Bercow and rock star Alice Cooper?
No? That’s because apart from the fact that they’re both cunts, there isn’t any..!

Nominated by : Dioclese

John Bercow needs a good cunting. There are three main reasons I can see (but many more than that of course!)

1- thinking he’s a funny as fuck speaker. He isn’t
2- crying when he narrowly avoided that sly attempt to get him out, the soft basterd
3- most significantly, for that wife of his and not having the bottle to divorce her

Nominated by : Cuntocracy

Kate Moss

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Supposed “Supermodel” and walking toothpick with eyeballs Kate Moss is a cunt.

Not content with bullying recovering stroke victim Andrew Marr out of his coffee shop seat (No fan of the man but strokes can get ANY poor cunt!) the malnourished shitbag has got herself pissed up on an Easyjet flight (whilst returning from a stretch of rehab no less) and drunkenly abused passengers, flight crew and the (female) pilot. No doubt with the timeless classic screech of “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?” It’s pretty obvious WHAT you are my dear.

Anyone who would abuse a pilot trying to control several hundred tons of metal and aviation fuel carrying passengers who might actually have worked for a living is an absolute cunt of terrifying proportions.

Mrs Bastard is 52 and she looks better than you from every angle and has the benefit of a pleasant personality to go with it. Fuck off and get a bloody sandwich, you skinny, emaciated, overrated, overgrown playground bully, coke fiend, fag ash Lil and consummate CUNT!!

Nominated by: Mr Bastard

Michael Gove [4]

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Michael Gove

How heartening to see that, having briefly been withdrawn from frontline service for being a massive cunt to kids, parents and teachers (not to mention a toxic electoral liability) in order to be a massive cunt just to other massive Tory cunts, this cunt has now been given free reign to be a cunt to EVERYONE as Secretary of State for Justice.

What an utter, utter cunt. So much so that he cheapens the very word ‘cunt’ itself and we are reminded once more of the limits of language when it comes to conveying extreme depth of feeling.

Nominated by: OFCNTCHIEFINSPECTOR

‘Sir’ Lenny Henry [3]

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Sir Lenny Henry? What has this cunt got this gong for? For being one of the unfunniest men in the world? For being a first class hypocrite? I bet all the right on brigade will pipe up about Henry ‘Encouarging diversity…’ Which basically means that he constantly moans about there not being enough black people (ie: himself) on television.

Nominated by: Norman

Sir Cunt? Shurely not! For services to ‘charity and comedy’. Well maybe the first (at a push) but comedy? Definitely not! He’s one of the most unfunny fuckers around. Even that fat bird he was married to was funnier. Maybe that’s why she buggered off because his ego couldn’t take it?

Anyhow, I thought you weren’t supposed to talk about these things before they were announced officially. But then how could you expect a racist cunt like Sir Delbert Fucking-Wilkins to respect protocol?

It’s ‘crucial’ they withdraw it immediately. That’d fucking teach the cunt!

Nominated by: Dioclese