The Welsh [3]

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As an expat living abroad I just seen the latest Aviva app advert that can apparently reduce your car insurance premium simply by the way you drive. l would ask people here to side with me on this cunting and I would understand why they could possibly ask why as there is a chance to save their hard earned! I’ll tell you why!

The whole family is welsh…

…and I sincerely hope everyone of the yaki darr we want a job for life boring coal mining family cunts die in a collective slow speed minor road accident which also wipes out the next 30 generations of their family tree!

The welsh are bred for complaining about anything not welsh so as Aviva is an English company they are hypocritical cunts for even appearing in the Ad and can fuck off, eat whatever coal is left in their shit mines rather than starve and instead of constant pitiful moaning about them thar fuckin wealthy Brits.

Whatever welsh cunt is left is welcome to die under a slagheap mudslide! Eh, too soon! Nahhhhhh only if you’re welsh!

Nominated by: The Hun

Catholicism

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Catholicism is a evil religion and the worst form/sect of christianity who through the ages have brought genocide, torture, death, pain, confusion and misery.

I have never said anything good about the Church of England and catholicism in general isn’t even christianity per se. It’s actually a paganized form of it, where in the pope acts as a god who does no wrong infallible ie “incapable of failure or error”.

It also makes it’s own rules and laws which also wants to bring other religions together which is the opposite of christs teaching. The pope is apologetic to islam, has kissed the koran and promotes refugees/migrants and even said extremists have a right to kill if you offend them(this was after the charlie heb’ado attacks).

Paedophilia is a sad state of affairs in catholicism and the church is unapologetic.

Nominated by: Titslapper

Julian Assange [2]

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I want Julian Assange to be cunted again because his cuntishness grows daily.

When the UN produces a wanky statement agreeing with the deluded tosser, the weird looking twat thinks the whole World will bend over backwards to save his skanky arse. He jumped bail and claimed asylum in an embassy his idea of justice appears flawed. When talking to the press outside the embassy he even made threats of legal action because of what “we” had done to him!!!

Look Julian just fuck off; grow a pair walk out get arrested face the music etc. We all know the real reason you will not come out you are shitting bricks about the USA and the possibility of spending the rest of your life having your arsehole inspected by big bubba and his friends in some high security American prison

Nominated by : Shipmans Apprentice

Rugby

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Fucking rugby! The game, not the town. 6 nations time again and I keep seeing examples of this pointless cunt sport, for cunts.

At least football has finesse, but you could remove the ball from a game of rugby and it would make fuck all difference! 30 blokes running into each other for 80 minutes obviously wanting to bum or give hand jobs to anyone they can get pinned down!

Fucking pointless and I just don’t get it.

Nominated by: Lance Armstrong

Friends Reunited

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I was rather shocked, amused, and surprised to hear of my demise in 1993 on a regimental memorial page.

A former college called me at work and pointed me in their direction.

I replied to all the rumours and condolences directly, when out of the mists of time comes an old room mate, bounding towards me like a Labrador with a turd in it’s mouth!

He made references to all the “good times we had”

Obviously being a member of this fine forum I am more honest than most, and had to remind him of the fact he stole tools from my tank, helped himself to item’s from my locker and shit out in combat.

I was asked to remove these comments, which I did, seeing as it is a respectful site.

But why the fuck do people gloss over history to the extent we are all mates?

Nominated by: Lord Benny

I was invited to a 60th birthday party by someone I’d not seen for over 40 years.

How was it? Well, I wrote a song about it – and every bloody word is true…

Nominated by: Chas C