Get past the half dozen or so ‘top headline’ stories on the BBC News homepage and you find yourself in a shit soup of stories designed to appeal to the IQ of the average OK and Hello magazine reader- how to eat healthy with helpful menus, mental health stories, celebrity reporting bollocks etc. You know the stuff.
However, this ‘lower shelf’ story on said site today had me questioning their reasoning:
Two reports, one after the other. The first about the crimewave ‘fad’ of young scrotes wearing balaclavas riding around causing untold terror and vanadalism in packs of bicycles.
..and then on the same page we have this:
BBC News? – More Yobs on Bikes.
Now, I’m a bit long in the tooth to play video games, but promoting a game such as Grand Theft Auto, where the concept is (and I quote)
‘The concept of GTA games revolves around players taking on the role of criminals in an open-world environment, where they complete various missions and engage in activities related to organised crime. Players have the freedom to explore the game world and choose how to approach their objectives, often involving violent and illegal actions’
Can they not see the irony in this? Glamourising and promoting a game whereby the core basis of it is to commit crime and violence……yet report on a plague of yobs doing precisely that, and stating what can be done to prevent them.
Jeez
Nominated by : Chuff Chugger
The BBC don’t get irony.
Hosting Children in Greed
when most of the staff are peedos
or saying they support green issues but support building on greenbelt.
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Still good on the beeb for finding only white lads..
Die already you drag queen promoting, non̈ces..
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I think that a good idea for a new video franchise would be a game aimed at young girls and women.
The storyline would be the main character being groomed by Muslims.
Points are awarded for turning down the offers of vapes, drugs and alcohol.
Weapons would be awarded.
Then the main character can decide how to kill her would be abusers.
Womb Raider.
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Teenagers seem to love electric bikes and balaclavas.
like if Evel Kneivel joined the IRA.
or a Mexican wrestler playing Steve mcqueens part in Great Escape.
suppose it can be intimidating for people with bad nerves , or bit timid?
but I spoke to one of these boys who told me they wear the mask to stop BBC employees targeting them for grooming,
so hide their pretty faces.
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In hindsight I could have made a fortune selling electric bikes. All bikes come with a free balaclava. Problem is the little tow rags probably just nick them.
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In some ways I think the Quisling shite at the BBC know they are unwanted by most and largely ignored by anyone under 30 so try to capture the “youth market” with celebrity guff and a skip full of other bland,strangely robotic content suitable for “Google news”.
They are in thrall to sand wógs,blek single mothers in Tower Hamlets and Middle England leftist braindead trash.
My choice would be to have them all shot.
Good morning.
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yobs on bikes!…. nothing new I was a rocker back in the day 🏍️ …loved a good tear up 🤜 … goodness gracious great balls of fire 🎶
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You can’t expect an understanding of irony from a corporation who are happy to spend untold hundreds of millions on premier league highlights, to be broadcast at 10:30 at night, when everyone can, if they wish, watch them for fuck all within minutes of the game finishing around 5pm that afternoon.
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Our wonderful BBC will ensure their survival by getting parliament to add £11 a month onto everyone’s broadband bill.
Or cable or Netflix.
Even mobile phone bills if necessary.
As long as politicians need the BBC to pump out their propoganda, they’ll survive without having to become a subscription model.
They’re unkillable, like the ultimate cockroach.
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That’s another thing, Thomas.
A corporation that employs business and financial correspondents to analyse companies and financial institutions yet, after years of dire warnings and a rapidly changing market, still haven’t devised an income model that doesn’t involve enforced public funding.
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Will they fuck 🔥
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The irony of the BBC being worried about balaclava ‘yoot’ culture when Radio 1 plays wall to wall ‘drill’, ‘trap’ and all other assorted forms of ooga booga 24/7. The stultifying beats and monotone mumbling are deliberately designed to inculcate impressionable minds to transfer the musical ugliness and aggression into real world behaviour. Mary Whitehouse was right, just a few decades too early to apply to intentionally deleterious media, which is now a real orchestrated thing. See also the likes of ‘subscription’ TV which is designed to numb you within your own four walls into accepting graphic deviant sex, explicit drug use, non-stop fuck and cunt and repugnant violence and gore as ‘normal’.
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What a load of bollocks
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zorro
batman
spiderman
green Hornet
kendo Nagasaki
phantom flanflinger
lone ranger.
bank robbers on the Sweeney.
most adults wore masks growing up.
its nothing new.
kids riding round like the IRA in the tour de France ,
its not something to be scared of.
I shout
“hey! do a wheelie!”
they tell me to fuck off.
little cunts
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Did the van pass the MOT Mis? No nasty shocks I hope? Mine’s due next week, I think it’ll be OK.
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brake caliper replaced Arfur,
including MOT-£300.
I can live with that.👍
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From midsummer till Xmas most of the front page of BBC News is devoted to the poofters in Strictly Come Mincing – whose going to be in it, what shit they are in it and profiles of the limp wristed judges. If it isn’t that it’s something about one of the old tarts on Eastenders.
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Am I allowed to scrutinise the BBC programme schedule for what to watch in the coming days and weeks of films, the arts and archive material that nobody else wants to show, without advertising and the intrusive signs to say which channels you are watching and all free of charge ?
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I also receive their BBC iPlayer free of archive programmes that are older than any other channel ever existed. I know they have never shown programmes for the lowest common denominator, but its time for you to learn, before it is lost to advertising and the lowest of intelligence.
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Then there’s the radio programmes of File on 4, Archive on 4, besides the drama on 4. At the moment they a broadcasting the perverse comedy TV Dinners from 1997.
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The one thing I make sure to do is avoid any programmes associated with darkles like yourselves.
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I despise the BBC.
I don’t listen to their shite radio channels, look at their crappy website or watch the shit on TV. They can broadcast and publish whatever low IQ propaganda and degenerate trash they please, just as long as I am not experiencing or paying for it.
If they bring in this broadband tax to undermine my 20 year licence boycott then I will simply cancel the home broadband.
I refuse to pay a penny towards this disgusting establishment mouthpiece. Absolute cunts.
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If you want a kinder, more gentle, tolerant country without people having to live with daily annoyances,and indeed fear, may I suggest the following:
1) Ban all Rap Music
2) All illegal migrants to be incarcerated in an African country.
3) Enforce noise limitation on motorcycles and other vehicles.
4) As our jails are full bring back corporal punishment, especially for shop lifting.
5) Violent video games, encouraging criminality to be banned and the directors of the games companies to be made sweep the streets and clear the roadsides of rubbish.
6) Send the vehicles of people and companies who drop litter to places where they might be needed such as Ukraine or Israel.
That will do for starters , clamp down on so called petty crime and hopefully it won’t escalate.
Good Morning
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7) Make it a criminal offence to push cLIEmate change and restrict production and sale of EVs to fogeys who only drive to do the grandkids’ school run and their weekly shop.
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Fuck buying an EV , as someone said in a comment about cars when did the enjoyment and excitement of getting a new car disappear?
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There have always been yobbos. Some more sophisticated than others. Are the bike riding blighters just a modern day version pf the ‘Dandy Horse’ riding toffs of the Regency period?
Then there were the Teddy Boys, the Mods, the Bovver Boys, and The Young Fogies. The Sloanes were a particularly sarcastic but niche crowd. Punks enjoyed spitting, glue sniffing, and snarling at the Queen. All terrific, hell-raising fun, all frowned upon in their day and ultimately a bit ridiculous.
I expect the BBC was outraged by all of them.
Good morning, everyone.
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reminds me of a couple of lines from a Nazareth song…
‘see that man he’s all alone, looks so happy but he’s far from home,ring my bell smile at him,then knock over his rubbish bin, my white bicycle’🎶
🚲… can’t beat a bit of bovver oi,oi,🥾
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For fuck’s sake … ‘children are influenced into cunt’s behaviour by … T.V. the internet. videogames, music’, and whatever else, but shitty parenting by shitty parents never gets a mention.
There are kids that play GTA, kids that don’t. Some of the cunts that play it get stupid real world notions, but most don’t. Some of the cunts that don’t play it become rotten little criminal cunts anyways.
There’s even a loophole in the ‘parents’ excuse, ..some couples can churn out 2 kids & have one be a criminal pointless cunt and the other be a hard working, non-criminal pointless cunt.
Too many variables to reach a definite cause/effect blueprint. But a dysgenic species in denial looks to blame something that defers responsibility.
That’s easier than DOING anything meaningful about anything.
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There was a short -lived craze a few decades ago involving paying pissed tramps to sit in shopping trolleys and crash into each other down in underpasses. It was a variant of the hilarious Bumfights. Life was much more fun in the olden days.
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