Congratulations to the cunt man of alcatraz who has gone and won Dead Pool 396 by picking Dame Esther Rantzen who died today aged 86.She was best known for hosting and producing Thats Life on the BBC for over 20 years.She also set up childline and later silver line and was a leading campaigner for assisted dying after being diagnosed with terminal lung cancer in 2023.She is survived by her children and Grandchildren and was predeceased by her husband Desmond Wilcox.
On to Dead Pool 397.
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cubt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cubt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.
5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff
Liv Ullman
Paul Stooky
Good darts TCMOA
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Bill Duke
Eileen Derbyshire
Lady Rosemary Spencer-Churchill
Ken Rosewall
Norman Coburn
Nice work cunt man.
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Sir Sidney Kentridge
Ben Sasse
Gerald Holton
Ray Anthony
Boris Kratsov
0
clint eastwood
Sophia loren
dick van duke
beast of Bolsover
van morrison
0
dyke not duke you cunt
0
Dick van Dyke
Gerard Depardieu
Phil Collins
Jimmy Tarbuck
Tom Baker
0
MNC beat me to Dickie Van – replacing with…
Mel Brooks.
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David Attenborough
Roger Penrose
Robert Wagner
William Shatner
Joe Biden
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Billy Connolly…. Unfunny porridge wóg.
Diana Ross….. Supreme Warbler.
Bill Clinton…… American Cunt.
David Jason….. Del Boy.
Freda Payne….. Band of Gold.
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Harriet Harman
Anthony Fauci
Larry David
Barbara Parkins
Gillian McCutcheon
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