Congratulations to the cunt man of alcatraz who has gone and won Dead Pool 396 by picking Dame Esther Rantzen who died today aged 86.She was best known for hosting and producing Thats Life on the BBC for over 20 years.She also set up childline and later silver line and was a leading campaigner for assisted dying after being diagnosed with terminal lung cancer in 2023.She is survived by her children and Grandchildren and was predeceased by her husband Desmond Wilcox.
On to Dead Pool 397.
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cubt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cubt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.
5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.
That’s Life was absolute shit.
Misprints in newspapers that caused a ridiculous amount of laughter.
Dogs ‘saying’ ‘Sausages’, and loads more irrelevant and stupid bollocks.
Then, of course there was the ‘charidee’ bit at the end, dripping with sincerity.
The canonisation of Esther has begun with gusto.
But don’t mention Sir Jimmy.
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You didn’t mention the zenith of televised entertainment, Norman … , popularised by T.L. and never topped to this day :
The rudely-shaped vegetable! ..
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True Cuntemall.
I am going to pay my own personal tribute to the tireless charidee worker and Savile acolyte.
I shall watch the claymation classic The Trap Door, voiced by the great Willie Rushton.
The epsode named Fester Rancid.
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Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
Paul Hogan
James Hong
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Tommy Steel
Tom Jones
Marianne Faithful
Duke of Kent
Pat Boone
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Marianne died in Jan 25 Sir L.
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Bugger I missed that GC. Another of my old faithfuls gone. No doubt Mick shed a tear. Have instead
Vanessa Redgrave
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Nice bit in Keef’s ‘Life’ book. Where he tells of Mick screwing that slag Anita on the set of Performance.
So, old Keith whips round to Marianne’s, where he found his head between ‘those beautiful jugs’ and a marathon one off shagging session ensued. Jammy old cunt, Richards.
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Didn’t realise Past on Pool had come to its senses. I rang Silver Line and told them not to feel too down hearted. There are lots of old people like myself who prefer to live alone. That’s what keeps us going, being able to do what we want at any given time.
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I enjoy that darkles are dying every moment I blink, breath in and out, suits me.
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Nog Nigs
Darkles
Wolligogs
Cwwns
and anyone who resembles them
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Blair
Brown
Cameron
Johnson
Starmer
Hope more than anything else. Satan awaits them all.
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