Dead Pool [397]

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Congratulations to the cunt man of alcatraz who has gone and won Dead Pool 396 by picking Dame Esther Rantzen who died today aged 86.She was best known for hosting and producing Thats Life on the BBC for over 20 years.She also set up childline and later silver line and was a leading campaigner for assisted dying after being diagnosed with terminal lung cancer in 2023.She is survived by her children and Grandchildren and was predeceased by her husband Desmond Wilcox.

On to Dead Pool 397.

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cubt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cubt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

51 thoughts on “Dead Pool [397]”

  8. Billy Connolly…. Unfunny porridge wóg.
    Diana Ross….. Supreme Warbler.
    Bill Clinton…… American Cunt.
    David Jason….. Del Boy.
    Freda Payne….. Band of Gold.

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    • Sorry. Well Done Cunt Man of Alcatraz.
      Esther Rantzen was alright, she did a lot for forces charities and didn’t make a big thing of it. Her work helping abused children will, hopefully, live on. RIP Esther.

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      • Wasn’t aware of that Norman. I think I have put on here before, sent off to boarding school , aged 13 in 1967, during the housemaster’s sex talk, which included masturbation sending you mad and keeping your virginity until marriage, we were warned about Jimmy Saville as the school was close to Elstree studios and he could seen in vicinity in his purple Rolls-Royce. They knew about him for a bloody long time.

    • What happened Wanksock was a young girl called Childline, and Rantzen herself spoke to the kid. The girl told of how she’d been abused by Jimmy Savile. Rantzen said she’d look into it. She never did, she dropped the kid and the case like they were hot shit and continued to schmooze with Jimmy at ‘charidee’ functions and the BBC.

      After Jimmy’s demise and the Yewtree furore, Rantzen was rumbled and she cried crocodile tears to the cameras, claiming she was incredibly upset. Not upset as that poor kid was though.

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  22. In there Cunt Man.
    Wonder if she’ll see her old mate Jimmy in the other place?

    Andy Taylor
    Wilf McGuinness
    Barbara Bain
    Rita Moreno
    Maggie Kirkpatrick

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  23. Andy Windsor

    King Charles Windsor- Saxe Coburg -Popadopalous- Tampon -The-3rd.

    BusWanker Burnham – Kunt Of The North

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