Wellness…
Just WTF is it? Is it “Health”, as in spa etc? Some twatty hipster-speak? And “Sexual Wellness”??! I haven’t really got tertiary syphilis… No, honestly, my sense of humour’s always been this rank.
eg. My parrot is not in a considerable state of wellness
Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard
Violent, moronic, lazy, thug scum. The female of the species is perpetually pregnant to claim ever more welfare and raise the next generation of violent, moronic, lazy thug scum that fails to integrate.
The male of the species spends most of it’s time slowly figuring out how to cheat the welfare system, dealing drugs and beating the shit out of any locals they don’t like the look of as part of a street gang of like-minded retarded thugs.
If for some reason, you believe that your country doesn’t have enough violent, unemployable, inbred, benefit breeding rapists and murderers, then letting Turkey into the EU is the way forward.
Believe me, I speak from experience.
Nominated by: Odin’s Balls
Now vote ‘Remain’ or I’ll put your fucking taxes up!
Nominated by: George Osborne
John Bishop, Boardman, Tarbuck, Les Dennis, Ken Dodd, Freddie Star and I’m pretty sure we can all remember where we were the fist time we saw Norman Vaughan.
Liverpudlian comedians….don’t make laugh.
No they don’t.
Nominated by: JR Cuntley
He never lived that image down did he? Bit of luck, Gideot will go the same way.
Let’s remind ourselves of that priceless moment :
What a pair of cunts! Perhaps they are related? I think we should be told…
Nominated by: Dioclese