More Strictly Cunt Dancing is afoot, I see…
What a load of bollocks and what a bunch of cunts…
Mind you, I’d give that Daisy Lowe an immense tonking though…
Nomimated by: Norman
Strictly is back then. My Dad would have loved it.
“Load of fairies fucking prancing about! What a load of old bollocks!”
Spot on, Dad…
Nominated by: Dioclese
Not satisfied with inflicting on us his self-righteous, “Modern Parents”-esque take on The Good Life in his “River Cottage” shows, he is now taking up the lead in the “War on Waste” – thus proving the lefty-liberal mantra of: “It’s easy to be green when you’re minted!” (see Bono, Sting and a rake of other millionaire faux tree-huggers) is still in full effect.
Hugh, ordinary folk could care less you cunt! We do our bit (to avoid the Marxist fines imposed by fuckwit councils – who are all cunts) but beyond that it’s only the lefty-liberal cunts who drive their V8 Range Rover’s 20miles – pissing out more pollution than a Chinese chemical factory – to the recycling centre to drop off their skinny half-latte macchiato Starbucks cup, before driving back just to feel good about themselves. I.e. cunts like you!
As with Jamie Oliver (another self-righteous gastronomic cunt who feels he can lord it over everyone else’s culinary decisions/life choices), Hugh is also “tongally” challenged. In fact if you got Hugh and Jamie in a kitchen together the main ingredient for that day’s special would be saliva!
Not to mention the fact that if you shaved Hugh’s head he would look like Harry Hill’s long lost twin brother, then for that alone, he is a cunt!
Noninated by: Rebel without a Cunt!
That was the boy who drowned attempting to pass illegally into Europe exactly a year ago today. In truth it was not the little cunts fault, it was his spaz shite of a father, Abdullah Kurdi who managed to kill not only his two son but his wife too. The narrative is this was a desperate Syrian family fleeing from IS. The truth is the family had been living safely in Turkey for some years. Alan Kurdi himself had rarely ever spent any time at all in Syria, spending most of his life with his aunt in Turkey.
The aforementioned spaz shite of a father, Abdullah Kurdi decided to take his family on a small inflatable craft to make the crossing from Bodrum to Kos, a journey of only 4 km. Its unclear if the family were a victim of people smugglers or if the father himself was the smuggler as accounts vary. One of the other survivors tells the story that Abdullah Kurdi himself was the captain.
I have sailed these waters myself in a 52ft yacht and in August and early September they can be very rough due to a Northerly wind called the Meltemi. Anybody choosing to make this crossing in a small rubber boat at night, and it was a choice, no one had a gun to their heads, must be insane.
Everything about the MSM narrative on this one stinks. Even the photo of the dead little cunt on the beach was staged for maximum impact.
This, more than any other single event prompted Merkle to open the floodgates of the cunts, not only from Turkey but Libya too. Many of the great and the good are banging the refugee drum today, calling for the government to accept “child refugees” from the jungle. Fuck off you virtue signaling cunts. You let a few in and thousands more will turn up at our doorstep.
If I had my way we should deploy gun boats in the channel and any cunt attempting to cross illegally gets treated to some 50 cal tracer fire.
Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart
Forgot that this tuneless cunt existed, until some bastard played her on the radio just now… The dreary cow has a voice like the tone used on television testcards… Just a bland and irritating noise…
Remember those Greatful Dead ‘I’m A Deadhead’ car stickers? Well, there should be a car sticker that says ‘Only cunts listen to Dido…’ She really was fucking crap…
Nominated by: Norman
He also insulted the majority of voters by haughtily announcing that we didn’t what we were voting for. Which in Owenspeak, means we were too thick to know what we were voting. The problem Smith has there, apart from being a patronising cunt, is that we knew EXACTLY what we were voting for.
I didn’t think Labour could come up with a candidate who was worse than Corbyn. The lesson there is, never underestimate Labour’s ability to find a leadership candidate even shittier than the current/previous one. Even the Welsh hate him.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Owen Smith has found the answer to the homeless crisis in Britain – built lots of houses and give them to the homeless.
Brilliant! They won’t be able to pay rent, light or heating but at least they’ll have a roof over their heads.
And the money will come from central government via the local council – or in other words from the likes of you and me.
A plan so frighteningly simple that even the homeless charities think it’s complete bollocks. Nice one, Taffy…
Nominated by: Dioclese