Monarch Airlines

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It was rumoured that Monarch was about to fold but this has been pooh-pooed by Monarch saying they’re fine but have gone through a difficult period in the travel industry due to terrorist attacks, brexit and the plummeting pound.

I would like to cunt Monarch Airlines, not for being a shite airline – which they are – but because the last two points of their “lack of profits” excuse above are completely untrue and unrelated to their shit business model.

I will however accept that the number of people travelling may have been affected by terrorist atrocities caused by “peaceful” cunts.

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Monarch – first they keep me fucking about wondering whether I had a flight home at the end of last week and then, to top it all off – they allow some dopy cunt of a woman to sit holding a bloody great suitcase on her lap for the whole 4 hour flight. Hit an air pocket and it would have brained some poor sod; if there’d been an emergency she was causing an obstruction.

The rules are there for a reason. Not only is this dangerous, but said bag contravened their size requirements. She refused to put it in the overhead locker when asked so the dozy fucking cabin steward let her sit holding it. Much as I despise Ryanair, she’d never have got the fucking thing on board in the first lace!

If this is the standard of people they employ and the way they uphold safety regs to prevent endangering life, they fucking deserve to go bust!

Useless cunts!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Thomson holidays

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I think its time to cunt Thomson holidays,

My fine lady and myself have saved up our hard earned cash and splashed out on a holiday on the Greek island of Thasos, the tourist trade is held to ransom by Thompson as they are the only people to fly here, as such they are imposing their own brand of EU health and saftey on all the hotels they subcontract too.

This requires vast amounts of signage warning us of the fucking obvious, what they neglected to realise is they control about 70% of the rooms in the complex, which are let out to bulgarians, serbs, romanians ect, most of whom speak some English.

Well thank you Thompson because you make us look like a nation of thick cunts at 46 I am fully aware that boiling water scalds, it is possible to fall down the stairs and I may slip next to the pool!

Have them put up multilingual signs or pictures only and you wouldn’t be nominated! …..

Also why is Slobodan next door paying a third of what you charged me for the same place?

Nominated by: Lord Benny

P J Proby

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(Note the dodgy photoshopping orf his treble chins. This is from the agent!)

(Note the dodgy photoshopping orf his treble chins. This is from the agent!)

Thought this old cunt was dead but no, he is oit on tour once more prostituting his iffy vibrato, forever in the shadow orf Elvis and too damn old ever to rip his trousers orn stage again (his one time publicity standby). Me memories orf the cunt go back to the early sixties when he was constantly cooking up bad boy headlines – splitting his pants, falling orf stage, drunken fights in clubs, bankruptcies and career come-backs.

Recall with some nostalgia the Opportunity Knocks when the legendary Hughie Green (who died alas too early for this blog) introduced him shrouded in black as “the mystery singer”. Seconds later oit came that excruiting vibrato and mystery no longer.

This bootleg video is delightfully crap enough to convey the manner orf the man…

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Matthew Wright [2]

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Matthew Wright off the Wright stuff is a full on self opinionated left wing cunt.

He forces his views on the public via his soap box and and does not value the opinion of anyone else unless they agree with his false left wing ideas.

Nominated by: Kadar G

Byron Burger protesters

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I’ll tell you who are a bunch of cunts….

All those workshy, hard left, socialist worker placard waving dirtbags, hanging around outside Byron Burger, moaning about the cooperation the owners gave in uncovering illegal immigrants with false documents working there. Most of the scruffy looking cunts protesting were probably vegan anyway.

And do they spare a thought for all the other people working there, which no doubt a lot of them will be legal migrants, will lose their jobs if the protest is successful and shuts down the chain? Do they fuck. All they care about is their cause of the day. In one photo, you could see a gaggle of these pricks, and they were all looking at their iPhones (no cheapo Samsungs for these little bean warriors), probably checking to see if they and their pathetic little protest was trending.

Tomorrow, they will be off protesting about transgender toilets or some other nonsense. Free Palestine, Tory cuts, Brexit, on and fucking on. Me? I’ll be in work, doing a job I despise for shit money, getting rinsed by the taxman so he can give it to these cunts to stand around with blue hair and nose piercings moaning.

Generation cunt…..

Nominated by : Gutstick Japseye