Alan Barnes

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Alan Barnes needs a cunting. For those who’ve forgotten, Barnes is the 68 year old, 4’6″ disabled bloke who got pushed over during a mugging and broke his collar bone. You might remember that a young woman called Katie Cutler was responsible for helping to raise £330,000 for Barnes to buy a house away from the one he was mugged outside of. I saw signs of his cuntishness when he sold that house after a few months because he didn’t like it and moved to Shetland. Well now he’s shown exactly how much of a cunt he really is.

Whilst raising money for Barnes, Cutler accepted and offer from a PR firm to do so work for her for £550 per day. Rather stupidly, instead of keeping some money back to pay the final bill, which came to just over £6,600, she gave every penny to Barnes. I would imagine she’s regretting that decision now, because being unable to pay the firm, she was taken to court and now has a CCJ against her. She still can’t pay and is facing action from bailiffs.

Now, you might think that Barnes would consider it his moral duty to step in and help the woman who made him richer than he otherwise would have been had he not been mugged. He’s offered a tenner. TEN FUCKING QUID. Apparently, he doesn’t want to look like he’s showing off. He also doesn’t want people sending him begging letters. That in itself is fair enough, and to be equally fair, Katie hasn’t actually asked for help. BUT, she isn’t some fucking hard luck case asking for ten grand. She’s the REASON he has more money than he could dream of.

It’s not often that I get very angry by something I read in the papers, and when I do, it’s usually caused by terrorists. But this has really made my blood boil. Apart from anything else, it’s because it doesn’t seem to occurred to him that this would be the perfect opportunity to show his gratitude, and give something back to the woman who showed him such kindness. He didn’t ask for her to do this, she did it because she’s a good, kind woman. He didn’t have to accept the money, he could just as easily have said ‘thanks very much, but I’d prefer it if you gave it to charity’.

He didn’t do that though. The pound signs burned into his greedy little eyes, and he took the money. That put him in her debt. And the fact that it doesn’t trouble his little mind that he does actually owe this woman for the kindness, and secure financial position that she put him in, shows what an ignorant, greedy little cunt Alan Barnes is.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Petition censorship

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Emergency cunting for the chief cunt who has pulled the EU/Treason petition.

Last time I looked there were 4,600 signatures, but now it’s GONE and in it’s place there’s an Error 404 – The Page You’re Looking For Doesn’t Exist.

Nominated by: Fred West

Calais Child Refugees

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I’m cunting Calais child refugees.

So all of a sudden we have a legal and morally responsibility to take in 500 of them because the French are bulldozing the jungle.

1. What’s a child? Under 18.
As long as they say they are under 18 then they are under 18. We can’t carbon date the cunts.
In Sweden they have been told to treat any migrant claiming to be under18, as a child, as long as they look under 40.
How are kids getting from the minke east to northern France alone.
If they are real young kids- they aren’t alone.

2. Moral responsibility:
France let them in to their country so France should deal.
And should have dealt with them by now.
Reason they didn’t is cos they want to Palm them off onto us.

3. Legal responsibility:
If a kid has a relative in a country then they are legally allowed to live in that country.
That’s the law.

Problem is, they are Trojan horses.
As soon as they are in the uk the relatives will come out of the woodwork and demand reunification cos they know how it works.
500 becomes 5000.

It’s the equivalent of a sexy bird hitch hiking while her by hides in the bush.

If they are under ten visibly and can be reprogrammed from the peaceful religion then that’s one thing.
As long as there’s a Claus in there that no one gets to follow them. Done deal.

But then the in all probability, the cunts will hit 16 and decide they hate us for preventing their tribe from joining them and then it’s jihadis central.

They will likely do that anyway.

So in conclusion…
Let none in.
Zero.

France’s bag…

Nominated by: Lord Ferrigno

Bishop Nicholas Chamberlain

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Bishop Nicholas Chamberlain is a cunt

“The bishop of Grantham has become the first Church of England bishop to say that he is gay and in a relationship.
Bishop Nicholas Chamberlain, a suffragan in Lincoln diocese, was consecrated last year by Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby – who has said he knew about the bishop’s sexuality.”

You can be a Bishop and Gay if you abstain, you sacrifice your earthly needs for your faith in the lord. What you don’t do is change the basics of your faith to suit yourself. A case of having your cock and eating it if ever there was one.

How do you really expect to preach morality to people based on your faith when you pervert your faith for your own purposes.

The bible clearly states homosexuals are an abhorrence to God.

I am an atheist and you clearly believe in this shit less than I do, makes you a con man and a deceiver.

Can you smell spunk?
Shhhh the Bishops just farted

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit