‘The Voice ‘ newspaper [2]

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I would like to cunt ‘The Voice ‘ newspaper.

Let me get this right , your main gripe is that blacks aren’t treated equally, so what do you do? You set up a newspaper for a group of people who only have 1 thing in common, they are black. Isn’t that a bit racist? What would be the reaction if someone tried to set up a newspaper catering solely for white people? What could we call it? Fucked if I know.

Someone mentioned Darius Howe, what a pillock that man was. I Bet he woke up in the morning thinking ‘ right what’s gonna upset me today’

Nominated by: Richard I

Paul Hollywood [3]

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Paul Hollywood is a cunt.

All the other cunts who present the Bake off won’t go to Channel 4 but this money grabbing cunt says “It’s been a huge part of my life in the past few years and I just couldn’t turn my back on all that.”

Why not say they offered you too much to turn it down, you cunt?

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

Miller and Jones

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Ruth Jones and Ben Miller are cunts…

If I see one of their fucking Tesco adverts once more… The latest one having so-called ‘funnywoman’ (except she isn’t!) Jones ‘shopping’ in Tesco and moaning about ‘Christmas’ and hoping to ‘manage’… The silly patronising fat cow will have no problem with Christmas or Christmas shopping (either getting it or affording it) and the lying bitch also does not shop at Tesco…

Miller is also a cunt for going along with this shite and may I say their substandard Terry and June impressions make me fucking sick… If Tesco want to improve Christmas sales and lure in customers, they could do better than having two totally unfunny moneygrabbing cunts on their commercials….

Nominated by: Norman

The Leavers Prom

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Another of these pathetic American imports is “The Leavers Prom”

An excuse for overweight,chavvy mingers to spend their dole money on their equally overweight,chavvy minging offspring. Talk about trying to polish a turd. The programme I saw, one Waynetta Slob had ordered a dress costing hundreds, but it didn’t fit her obese daughter when it was delivered. Hardly surprising it didn’t fit considering that you couldn’t have bent wire to map the porkers contours.

There they were, beauty treatments,fitted gowns,hooves professionally buffed,hair styled and all to no avail. Still a bunch of fucking swamp monsters.

The final straw was hiring limos to transport them to the prom….I’d have just herded them straight up the ramp into a cattle wagon.

Where the money came from was never explained,nobody seemed to have a job.

However, the biggest sin was leading me to believe that I was going to see a bunch of nubile 18 year old beauties casting off their St Trinians style uniforms,ready to join the real world. No worries on that count,most of them looked like they,d had more pricks than a pin-cushion…far from the innocents my imagination had conjured up. Jail-bait, no….Jail gang bosses more like.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler