While we’re slagging off Paul Nuttall for behaving like a cunt, it would be a shame to not nominate and even bigger cunt. Enter Gareth Snell, Nutter’s Liebore opponent in the Stoke byelection.

Snell reckons that people who vote UKIP are the “sort of blokes that nick your bike” and that Brexit is a “massive pile of shit” but strangely none of these things get much of a mention on Al BBCeera.

So while we’re on the subject of old shit surfacing from Nuttall here’s some from Smell –

In 2011 he tweeted that Coronation Street’s Deirdre Barlow should be given a “good slap”.

In 2007 he described panellists on ITV’s Loose Women as “squabbling sour-faced ladies”, called presenter Janet Street-Porter a “polished turd” and said a “speccy blonde girl” on BBC’s The Apprentice should “piss off”.

He said: “I said some very silly things back in 2007, so what’s that? Almost ten years ago. And I apologise for those because it was wrong. And I think I should be judged not necessarily on what I said in 2007 but the actions that I have taken subsequently.”

Shame the fucking hypocrite cunt doesn’t apply the same rules to his opponent.

Nominated by ‘Appy ‘Arry

Paul Nuttall is a cunt. What with the Stoke by-election coming up and a good opportunity for UKIP and this prick has been caught out. Stupid cunt claimed on his website in 2012 he lost friends at Hillsborough, now the wanker admits it wasn’t true. Fucking cunt and it isn’t helping that I can’t shake this fucking cold off either.

Nominated by Gingers Ballsac.

Why did UKIP choose a lying scouse cunt as a leader?

They must have known he would claim to be either

a/ John Lennon’s son.
b/ Cilla Black’s grandson
c/ Knew victims of Hillsborough

AND

Have it away with party funds.

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart.

You want a cunt for today?… I’ll give you a cunt…

https://twitter.com/Gilluis_Perez

This cunt is an abomination… A typical libtard snowflake who is nothing more than a servile, crawling celebrity arselicker… Makes out he is oh so right on, but does he mention oppressed women in the gulf states? Or the brave women who have taken up arms against IS? Nah… He just wanks over celebrity cunts like Schnozzer Streep, Fat Arse Beyonce and the Whale Woman Adele… And he thinks he’s clever when he keeps repeating words like ’empathy’ and ’empowering’… The fucking gaytard cunt…

Also, all this bullshit about how he has an ‘affinity’ with women (but only famous snowflake ones, naturally) and all this touchy-feely ‘sensitive’ shit…. I bet he is a complete cunt with people… Especially those he sees as ‘ordinary’… Twat…

Nominated by Norman.

The bit where the SNP Members sit in the House Of Commons should be named Cunt’s Corner. They’re sitting in a parliament that they don’t want to be part of. A bit like Farage in the EU. The voice for Scotland? My arse. A bunch of self serving cunts.

Nominated by Anton Pillar.

Being keen on pissing money up the wall, I see that the Scots Nasty Party are having a debate in Holyrood against triggering Article 50 despite being told it has no legal standing and that Scotland cannot block Brexit. Bunch of deluded cunts oop norf…!

Nominated by Dioclese.