James O’Brien (4)

Posted on June 1, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

London’s Biggest Cunt, James O’Blarney Bullshitter, is overdue for another front page.

Whenever, a peaceful comes on the line, on his show, he oozes so much empathy, I am starting to wonder whether he has switched teams. Running straight down to the Chiswick mosque, after his Friday morning show?

A little bit of advice James: I don’t think you should take your missus’ yoga mat with you, so best take the rolled up doormat with you under your arm. Make sure you pray towards the East. In case you’re not sure, that would be White City. I realise that’s a bit downmarket for you, but then again, so is Mecca and I don’t mean the Bingo either. Remember, not to tell your priest about your conversion. Not that you’ll have to anymore, since you won’t need to go to confession. In fact, the more sins you commit – according to your favourite cult – the more points you pick up to get into their heaven. Points make prizes – with extra bonus points for atrocities commited against ‘infidels’.

On another point, whenever anyone who has suffered a disaster or had a crisis in their lives and phones in, he starts up his ‘Man of the People’ act with a large helping of faux sincerity. It is so transparent. Someone, please tell him, if he wants a career as an actor he needs to try harder. He will never win an Oscar at this rate.

Lastly, no one has to listen him, anymore, banging on about sharing a platform with ‘it’. The ‘it’, he was referrring to, being Katie Hopkins. For months he had taken sideswipes at her and Nigel of the Farage. Without doubt, highly unprofessional, and something I have never heard from any other presenters on LBC. I am amazed that the LBC management tolerate this type of behaviour. Perhaps, he has grown too big for his boots. He should remember, be nice to people on the way up, since you may meet them on the way down.

On 23rd May, he talked about walking away from the microphone in protest at Hopkins’ ill conceived tweet. He decided against this, because, as he said he ‘values his time with his listeners too much’. Oh really?…..No…..He values the pay cheque too much. He also cajoled his one million listeners to protest to the LBC management about her (deleted) tweet. Using his platform to assist in her sacking. What a steaming heap of sanctimonious bullshit from the Commander-in-Chief – of the peaceful propaganda arm – of the UK radio airwaves. I am sure in time, if he doesn’t land a full time role at the British Bullshit Corporation, he will be offered one by Al Jazeera, the Qatari State (royal family) funded, fake news and propaganda outlet.

I do hope he is reading this, so at least, he may pretend to be balanced and unbiased for a week or two, before reverting to type. Otherwise, no doubt, we will see his smug mug posted up here again very soon.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

Paddy Ashdown

Posted on May 31, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Emergency cunting for political has-been Paddy Ashdown who has been telling audiences at the Hay Festival that he is “horrified by parallels between post-Brexit UK and 1930’s Germany”. Never one to steer clear of ludicrous hyperbole, the cunt Ashdown also referred to the “£350m a week to the NHS” lie/pledge/suggestion on the side of the Brexit Bus as something that “Goebbels might have dreamt up”. This is the political equivalent of that emotive (and equally fallacious) criticism that anything someone wants to dismiss as morally indefensible is “like rape”: just as that kind of cuntish remark trivialises the experience of genuine rape victims, I’m sure there are plenty of residents of 1930’s Germany who would beg to differ with Ashdown’s crass, manipulative and knowingly false comparison. Hasn’t he got a secretary to shag…?

Nominated by Fred West.

Alex Cruz

Posted on May 31, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Alex Cruz is a complete and utter cunt.

Brought in by BA to run the company after the merger with the Dago shit airline Iberia, Cruz expects us to believe that the IT outage that fucked up everybody’s bank holiday breaks wasn’t down to his ruthless cost cutting.

The cunt is wrecking BA. He’s squeezing the seats closer together. He’s charging £2.30 for a coffee on scheduled flights. And to top it all of, he’s outsourced his IT to India and laid off 700 people in the IT department.

First he tells us that a failed power supply was to blame. Bollocks. Systems like this have UPS to stop that happening. Then he tells us that it was a power surge that fucked the database. Bollocks. Systems like this have surge protection. And where was the fucking backup, you twat? Where was the failsafe? Probably flogged off to cut costs.

And let’s remember that this is SIXTH IT failure at BA in the last 12 months. But nothing to do with cost cutting and outsourcing, eh Alex

So then the cunt writes to all his staff gagging them from speaking out, then denies he was gagging them after one of them sent the email to the press. Read the email. And anyone who is CEO of a FTSE100 company who addresses his staff as ‘Hey Guys…’ has to be a cunt. It’s not cool, Alex. It’s unprofessional…

Incompetant, unfit for purpose. He should be sacked immediately.

After all, that would be a £800,000 a year cost saving…

Nominated by Dioclese.

Jeremy Paxman (3)

Posted on May 30, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The verdict on Paxo’s interviewing technique post-yesterday evening:

Paxman is a cunt. His style of interviewing is childish. Butting in every few fucking seconds is annoying as fuck. May should’ve said ‘is Andrew Neil on holiday’. He sounds like a school master trying to ridicule a kid in front of the school at assembly. Pathetic cunt.

Nominated by Kendo Nagasaki.

Paxman is shit.

He just shouts aggressively like that cunt Kay Burley. He gives them 2 seconds to answer the question and then yells the question again.
He’s lucky that politicians are such welps.
Anyone else would’ve jumped over the table and smacked him in the mouth!

Nick Ferrari would’ve been my choice.

Nominaetd by Deploy the Sausage.

I think Paxo was a bigger cunt than Corbyn last night. With all that he could have attacked in Labour’s manifesto, he attacks him for what ISN’T in it? He actually made Corbyn look reasonable with his irrelevant, hectoring questions. He wasn’t a lot better with May either – there’s plenty of material in the Tories’ manifesto he could have got his teeth into without the pointless shit about her being a remainer before the referendum. Very poor stuff from a vain, self-regarding bore who’s clearly past his sell-by date. Brillo would have easily skewered them both without being such a knob.

Nominated by Harry Axwound.