Dead Pool [67]


We have a winner!

Congratulations to Er Indoors for correctly predicting Glen Campbell would be the next dead cunt. I wonder if he’ll have a rhinestone coffin.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 67.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Liz Dawn
George A. Cooper


92 thoughts on “Dead Pool [67]

  1. Ginger Baker
    Pope Francis
    Roman Polanski
    Rick Wakeman
    George Soros

    congrats to the new guy for guessing Glen Campbell the wichita lineman

  2. Vincent k McMahon
    Clint Eastwood
    Gary Glitter
    Jackie Stewart
    John Cleese

    Congrats on your win mate .

  3. Danglebert Pimpledick
    Yoko fucking Ono
    Olivia de Haviland
    Bobby Ball

  4. Patricia Routledge
    Jimmy Armfield
    Peter Allis
    Barry Davis
    Yoko fucking Ono

    Well done Er Indoors!

  5. Dave Davies
    Gerry Anderson
    Bruce Forsyth
    Geof Boycott
    Richard Branson ( still hopeful for this cunt )

  6. Caffy Newman off Ch4 Lies
    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly pooper-scooper Cooper
    Max Clifford, if still alive (see Japs’ Eyes passim, p. 94)
    Daniel Barenboim…Is he PLO terrorist, Jew, or the next Dr. Who ?? Can a man who dresses like that ever be trusted. And I want the next Elgar Violin Concerto CD to be Chailly and the Vienna Phil, with A-S Mutter.

      • Nope. There IS an Elgar Violin concerto – and it’s bloody good, imho. A refreshing change from the cello conc. Full of darkness, pain, something nasty in the woodshed…rather like the 2nd symphony. And, most of the pain caused by a love affair…Barenboim did a brilliant recording in the 70s with Pinkarse Zuckerman (and later on with the Chicago SO and Perlman, if I remember rightly). Someone else deserves a crack at it, and Chailly was pd good at conducting Mahler. Wish I’d been in NY to hear Gustav conduct the Enigma Variations, but it was in 1910 !!

      • Thats what makes classical music so exciting and refreshing in my opinion. How different instruments are changed and arranged in a different (variations*) or complex way (arranged for*)

  7. Rageh Omaar
    Benjamin Netanyahu
    Maggie Philbin
    Jean-Paul Gaultier
    Sylvester Stallone

  8. The Queen.
    Duke of Edinburgh
    Prince Charles
    Prince William
    Prince George

    More of a wish list really

  9. I see most of the top picks are harvested from the “Death list 2017” and I am pretty sure most cunters are a little more than casual users / contributors to that fine site. I will stick with more of a wish list of death rather than a death list – seems like the top 50 are already settled 😉
    1. Owen jones
    2. Rohit Kachroo
    3. Tom Bradby
    4. Robert Peston
    5. Polly Toynbee
    All five in the same tube train would do nicely.

  10. Ok second attempt.
    Little Richard
    Brigite Bardot
    Sir Bernard Ingham( have I missed this cunts passing?)
    Martin Peter
    Mel Brooks

  11. Sad to announce that I have won the dead pool.

    Susanne Cameron-Blackie aka Anna Raccoon has lost her fight with cancer. Grandad just announced it on his site. I have lost a friend.

    Congratulations are not required on this empiric victory.

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