Nick Clegg (10)

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Well fellow Cunters, I have long since resigned myself to the fact that just when I thought ‘it couldn’t get any worse’….. then it does.
Happily skimming through the usual MSM websites laughing at the usual bunch of SJW, lefties, libtard and snowflakes melting down about Trump, Israel, Brexit, climate change blah blah blah….

Then I see reported that Nick Cunt Clegg is in line for a new year honour….

Christ on a bike, Mo on a flying horse, ‘Sir’ Nick Clegg. Fookin Hell my piss is BOILING.

Please let it be fake news?

Nominated by LeonardoDiCunty

Words fail me.
Well, actually no! They don’t…

Nominated by Dioclese

I would like to cunt the honours system. Isn’t it about time this out of date heap of shite was consigned to the dustbin of history ?

The thing that has triggered this cunting ( which is heartfelt, believe you me ), is the news that Nick Clegg is to receive a knighthood in the new years honours list, presumably for his efforts to derail brexit although that won’t be the reason given. Of all the people that could receive an honour ,this low lying, persistent, lingering bank of perpetual fugshit is one of the least deserving. One can only hope that her maj is a brexiteer of psychotic proportions and takes the cunts head off with one graceful sweep of finest British Steel enthusiastically egged on by a chortling Prince Philip.

Don’t arise, Sir Nick of Cunt, you traitorous enemy of democracy and fuck the system that promotes cunts like Clegg.

Nominated by Jack the Cunter

Spot the jihadi [4]

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We have a winner!

J R Cuntley correctly picked Kabul where a series of bombs has killed at least 40 people. But then as he said “Something happens there every other day….I expect to win…”

So the slate is wiped clean and we invite you to guess where the next significant sack of shit will be perpetrated. It’s only a matter of time.

One guess per person in this thread only please.

Mike Brewer [2]

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Not a maiden voyage on these hallowed pages, but corpulent pie addict and perennial bullshitter, Mike Brewer, needs a thorough re-cunting.

The working element on wheeler Dealers, Edd China, decided to leave the show as he was unhappy with the direction the show was going under its new custodians – i.e. less focus on the workshop and more focus on Brewer bollockspeak. Seems fair to me.

I have seen myself two separate YouTube interviews of Brewer giving two completely different accounts how Edd China left the show. Apparently Brewer and his family have received death threats over it, which is a tad extreme and Edd himself has condemned such behaviour, but has commented that Brewer is a fibber over this.

I can’t thinking that fatso has somewhat thrown himself under the bus. I used to enjoy Edd China’s contributions but Brewer is a shiny-faced, fibbing ex car dealer who is reminiscent of a honey glazed hog roast.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback

Boxing Day Sales

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Have we not got enough shit already?

Cunts queue up like like brainwashed amoeba at the doors of the foul bastions of consumerism at 6 a.m. to buy useless unnecessary crap that they don’t need with money they don’t have all to impress people they don’t like.

What a proper cuntfest, brain dead fuckwits.

Nominated by Dick Byrne

Snow and Snowflakes

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DOUBLE CUNTING!!

Not prepared for snow & Snowflakes (Young people not the shit that falls from the sky) every year the white sub zero temperature pensioner killing shit causes havoc. Now call me a naive,or just a cunt but when winter rears its ugly head snow may be on the horizon, so please, pretty please prepare for it .

Now to justify my rant I have just been away in winter (my own fault for choosing this time I know) and queued for 12 hours at Zurich airport behind 6 snowflakes. By fuck did they make 12 fucking hours LONG. The floor was too hard, the floor was too cold (from my experience they generally are) then it was the free water given to you, then the free food, then being given “too much information!” Sorry but being given a constant update to me was welcome and then finally the uber whine they were not all give individual rooms free of charge!!

These swiss people had spotted they were 3 couples on a weekend so they were housed as 3 couples, now these evil free accommodation/food and beverage dolling out swiss cunts did not consider their feelings and “safe space!” requirements. At all. Just saved them and others from sleeping in minus 12 or in the airport terminal.

Nominated by Toryboy