Jeremy Corbyn (10)

I know I’m stating the obvious here but Jeremy Corbyn is a cunt.

He’s a cunt for an uncountable amount of reasons but the reason I’m cunting him today is due to the sacking of labour peer Mendelson in relation to the presidents club “scandal”.

Now I’m sure I’m not the only cunter here that sees how ridiculous this presidents club shit is, and usually I wouldn’t stand up for a peer and especially a labour peer but here are the facts.

He attended the event.
He never saw anything untoward.
He left early.
He was there to represent the charity that he is a president of.
The yobbish behaviour was only carried out by a few drunks, most attendees were well behaved and this has been confirmed by the hostesses themselves.
There’s no evidence whatsoever that he engaged in any lewd or illegal behaviour.
He has “unreservedly condemned” the claims of others’ impropriety.

So he’s been fired for attending an event where a few idiots got unruly.
That’s exactly the same as you being fired for going to a pub where a few cunts that you didn’t know got into a fight.

And this is from Jeremy Corbyn.
The same cunt that bangs on constantly about employees rights and workers rights and that all bosses and business owners are cunts.
Employees have rights. …unless you work for Corbyn that is.
Guess employment laws only apply to us and Corbyn is exempt.

This is another over reaction by weak and scared cunts, sucking up to Twatter mongs and feminazi’s and I’m getting pissed of with it.
It’s fucking mob justice and this shit needs to stop.
…just like the Rourkes drift cunts the other day.

You can’t fire someone unless you have evidence that they’ve done something wrong.
….Unless you’re Jeremy Corbyn.

Corbyn is a cunt. And now he’s also a hypocritical cunt.
Maybe now he’ll stop making out that he’s the champion of employees but I doubt it.

Nominated by Deploy The Sausage

100 thoughts on “Jeremy Corbyn (10)

  1. Almost makes me wish I hadn’t closed my Facebook account, so that I could have posted the above picture on it and upset his fan club.
    Gullible naive cunts that they are…

  2. I could never Cunt a man capable of fucking Diane Abbott. He should be venerated as the Bravest Knobber in the Kingdom and a new Bank Holiday arranged so that we could all watch his home videos on Pornhub.

  3. Outrageous and mad political statements, designed to attract the disenfranchised , the lost, and the looney. This is the casting of a wide net. This is the strategy of Corbyn and his Party. And by the time the morons recover from the hypnotic spell that attracts them, he will have struck and it will be all too late.

    Why is it then that we are poised upon the edge of a great tradgedy? We came to this precipice simply because of one woman who does not know that it is long past her bedtime.

    She is the reason why we are fucked. She is just fucking useless!
    I see no need to go further into her failures, esteemed cunters here have already posted much wisdom on that matter. But She and she alone is the reason why we are now facing the venom of the “Party”

    Only one man can now save us!…Come forth the Mogg!

  4. Catweazle reminds me of the traitor Kinnock. Of course it’s not the late 80’s so it’s not a direct parallel, but you have two traditional lefties who suddenly have a whiff of Downing Street in their nostrils.
    Power corrupts they say but the prospect of power, so near yet so far , can completely fuck your soul. You can see the marketing men have got hold of Corbyn, emphasing his strengths ( ordinary bloke, lives in an ordinary house , rides a bicycle, comfortable addressing street rallies etc) and smoothing out the rough edges ( smartening up his appearance, flying off to Brussels to hobkob with important EU cunts etc)
    Catweazle’s Labour is based on identity politics….it’s the young, trendy and middle class plus the dozy old cunts who will always vote Labour come what may who are his constituents. It worked for Tony, they are telling him, it can work for you. Throwing this cunt to the mob is just an electoral strategy, there’s a lot more to come. One thing is for sure, like Kinnock, forget about his past, a vote for Catweazle is a vote for the EU. Oh….and unless something changes, a vote for the Tories is a vote for the EU. And a vote for the Libdumbs is a… get the picture.

    • Pillock was and is a cunt but he actually cleared out the loony left that this cunt Corbyn relies on.

      • When they were called Militant. What is it with these cunts and names beginning with “M”?

      • Well I did say it wasn’t a direct parallel. Kinnock’s loony left is not the same as Corbyn’s loony left, they are very different animals. In fact Corbyn comes from Kinnock’s left of which he himself was a once proud member. The world has changed and Corbyn is learning to change with it just as Kinnock did. My point is PM’s are not dictators, they can’t do what they fucking want, There are other powerful cunts lurking in the shadows who we don’t know and never see.

      • Deeply hypocritical to cunt Corbyn without a parallel cunting of, shall we say, Cameron:

        More if required.
        Corbyn’s had a lot of flak from the establishment designed to weaken his position. The antisemitism smear is still current – with next to no evidence, and that weak. Latest: he didn’t namecheck Jews at the compulsory (thanks, Blair) holocaust memorial service. Oh, the nasty antisemite. The Chief Rabbi didn’t mention the Jews at the same event, btw.

        Regardless of whether Mendelsohn had or not attempted to mount a hostess or two, the shitstorm generated by the flake community over the event made it exceedingly likely that sackcloth and ashes from the media’s least favourite party leader would be a wise course. I’d have done the same, and, incidentally, neutralised a Blairite in the process. Mendelsohn joined the Lords supported by Janner and Levy . What a wonderful trio. Just a pity that he didn’t get ditched for selling access to Blair as some say he should have been.

      • Deeply hypocritical to cunt Cameron 23 times without a parallel cunting of, shall we say, Bliar, Brown, Miliband or Corbyn.

  5. Excellent post DTS!
    Like most modern day politicians corbyn suffers from a lack of backbone!!, it’s all about damage limitation and appearance ( appeasement) to the social meeja Twatter brigade!!
    Any sniff of rough sea and captain Corbyn scuppers the ship!!
    It’s a fuckiin circus and Corbyns the monkey on a bicycle !! CUNT………

  6. This cunt was droning on about gender identity today. Fuck knows what that is, but yesterday he promised a house for each homeless person.
    His generosity knows no bounds.

    • Obviously the labour money tree is in rude health!!
      Wanna house? Give jez a call
      Want some more “ well fair”
      Give jez a call
      Student fees? Etc etc
      Some Cunts gotta pay for it!!
      Don’t call jez!!

      • A money sum for the Liebore Party…

        If a money tree yields a hundred knicker a year, how many forests of said trees will be required to fund these loony policies ?
        Abbott, if you’ve got the answer wrong again, you can pay for the housing and student deficit out of your salary.

      • Plainly you don’t know how the magic money tree works. A little research into how the bank bailout and QE was funded post 2008 would be illuminating, I’m sure. Now please go and piss some money on its roots. You’ll never see the piss again, but it is heartwarming to know that some extremely rich people will be able to pick the fruit. The magic money tree exists. It creates debt out of thin air for you to pay back plus interest. To view it all you have to do is sell your soul.

        I can accept that Corbyn and Nu PalaeoLabour are dishonest, unrealistic and prone to making unfulfillable promises. But I would like to know how they differ in that from any other cunt claiming to govern this country.

      • Assume you’re recently late of the funny farm K…

        Hard to adjust to reality out here.

        Got a feeling I’m on the way in.

  7. You mean… Corbyn’s NOT being cunted because he’s promised every homeless person a house if he’s elected? How can this not be the factor that propels this Muppet onto the Rogues Gallery of 21st Century Cunts?

    Hard-working, tax-paying, struggling people are just getting by but Jeremy “Father Fucking Christmas” Corbyn leans back to pluck more cash from his magic money tree to splash out on free housing for scrofulous, vodka-slurping, dirty junkies sitting in the park with their wads of scratch cards?


    Furthermore, Corbyn voted against joining the Euro Gangsters in the 70s, was vocal against them in the 80s, then voted against Maastricht in the 90s. Nonetheless the whiff of power is too tempting and consequently has been enough to make him bend over for them and tailor his criticism. Fuck him.

  8. Long winded post perhaps but here is a 100 reasons not to vote for the oxygen thieving swivel eyed cunt that is the Liebour leader (I cant even bring myself to type the cunts name). This unpatriotic spineless cunt wasn’t a back bencher for 33 years for nothing. Not even Bliar picked him up – pure cunt of atomic proportions.
    1.Invited two IRA members to parliament two weeks after the Brighton bombing.
    2.Attended Bloody Sunday commemoration with bomber Brendan McKenna.
    3.Attended meeting with Provisional IRA member Raymond McCartney.
    4.Hosted IRA linked Mitchell McLaughlin in parliament.
    5.Spoke alongside IRA terrorist Martina Anderson.
    6.Attended Sinn Fein dinner with IRA bomber Gerry Kelly.
    7.Chaired Irish republican event with IRA bomber Brendan MacFarlane.
    8.Attended Bobby Sands commemoration honouring IRA terrorists.
    9.Stood in minute’s silence for IRA gunmen shot dead by the SAS.
    10.Refused to condemn the IRA in Sky News interview.
    11.Refused to condemn the IRA on Question Time.
    12.Refused to condemn IRA violence in BBC radio interview.
    13.Signed EDM after IRA Poppy massacre massacre blaming Britain for the deaths.
    14.Arrested while protesting in support of Brighton bomber’s co-defendants.
    15.Lobbied government to improve visiting conditions for IRA killers.
    16.Attended Irish republican event calling for armed conflict against Britain.
    17.Hired suspected IRA man Ronan Bennett as a parliamentary assistant.
    18.Hired another aide closely linked to several convicted IRA terrorists.
    19.Heavily involved with IRA sympathising newspaper London Labour Briefing.
    20.Put up £20,000 bail money for IRA terror suspect Roisin McAliskey.
    21.Didn’t support IRA ceasefire.
    22.Said Hamas and Hezbollah are his “friends“.
    23.Called for Hamas to be removed from terror banned list.
    24.Called Hamas “serious and hard-working“.
    25.Attended wreath-laying at grave of Munich massacre terrorist.
    26.Attended conference with Hamas and PFLP.
    27.Photographed smiling with Hezbollah flag.
    28.Attended rally with Hezbollah and Al-Muhajiroun.
    29.Repeatedly shared platforms with PFLP plane hijacker.
    30.Hired aide who praised Hamas’ “spirit of resistance“.
    31.Accepted £20,000 for state TV channel of terror-sponsoring Iranian regime.
    32.Opposed banning Britons from travelling to Syria to fight for ISIS.
    33.Defended rights of fighters returning from Syria.
    34.Said ISIS supporters should not be prosecuted.
    35.Compared fighters returning from Syria to Nelson Mandela.
    36.Said the death of Osama Bin Laden was a “tragedy“.
    37.Wouldn’t sanction drone strike to kill ISIS leader.
    38.Voted to allow ISIS fighters to return from Syria.
    39.Opposed shoot to kill.
    40.Attended event organised by terrorist sympathising IHRC.
    41.Signed letter defending Lockerbie bombing suspects.
    42.Wrote letter in support of conman accused of fundraising for ISIS.
    43.Spoke of “friendship” with Mo Kozbar, who called for destruction of Israel.
    44.Attended event with Abdullah Djaballah, who called for holy war against UK.
    45.Called drone strikes against terrorists “obscene”.
    46.Boasted about “opposing anti-terror legislation”.
    47.Said laws banning jihadis from returning to Britain are “strange”.
    48.Accepted £5,000 donation from terror supporter Ted Honderich.
    49.Accepted £2,800 trip to Gaza from banned Islamist organisation Interpal.
    50.Called Ibrahim Hewitt, extremist and chair of Interpal, a “very good friend”.
    51.Accepted two more trips from the pro-Hamas group PRC.
    52.Speaker at conference hosted by pro-Hamas group MEMO.
    53.Met Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh several times.
    54.Hosted meeting with Mousa Abu Maria of banned group Islamic Jihad.
    55.Patron of Palestine Solidarity Campaign – marches attended by Hezbollah.
    56.Compared Israel to ISIS, Hamas, Hezbollah and al-Qaeda.
    57.Said we should not make “value judgements” about Britons who fight for ISIS.
    58.Received endorsement from Hamas.
    59.Attended event with Islamic extremist Suliman Gani.
    60.Chaired Stop the War, who praised “internationalism and solidarity” of ISIS.
    61.Praised Raed Salah, who was jailed for inciting violence in Israel.
    62.Signed letter defending jihadist advocacy group Cage.
    63.Met Dyab Jahjah, who praised the killing of British soldiers.
    64.Shared platform with representative of extremist cleric Muqtada al-Sadr.
    65.Compared ISIS to US military in interview on Russia Today.
    66.Opposed proscription of Hizb ut-Tahrir.
    67.Attended conference which called on Iraqis to kill British soldiers.
    68.Attended Al-Quds Day demonstration in support of destruction of Israel.
    69.Supported Hamas and ISIS-linked Viva Palestina group.
    70.Attended protest with Islamic extremist Moazzam Begg.
    71.Made the “case for Iran” at event hosted by Khomeinist group.
    72.Photographed smiling with Azzam Tamimi, who backed suicide bombings.
    73.Photographed with Abdel Atwan, who sympathised with attacks on US troops.
    74.Said Hamas should “have tea with the Queen”.
    75.Attended ‘Meet the Resistance’ event with Hezbollah MP Hussein El Haj.
    76.Attended event with Haifa Zangana, who praised Palestinian “mujahideen”.
    77.Defended the infamous anti-Semitic Hamas supporter Stephen Sizer.
    78.Attended event with pro-Hamas and Hezbollah group Naturei Karta.
    79.Backed Holocaust denying anti-Zionist extremist Paul Eisen.
    80.Photographed with Abdul Raoof Al Shayeb, later jailed for terror offences.
    81.Mocked “anti-terror hysteria” while opposing powers for security services.
    82.Named on speakers list for conference with Hamas sympathiser Ismail Patel.
    83.Criticised drone strike that killed Jihadi John.
    84.Said the 7/7 bombers had been denied “hope and opportunity”.
    85.Said 9/11 was “manipulated” to make it look like bin Laden was responsible.
    86.Failed to unequivocally condemn the 9/11 attacks.
    87.Called Columbian terror group M-19 “comrades”.
    88.Blamed beheading of Alan Henning on Britain.
    89.Gave speech in support of Gaddafi regime.
    90.Signed EDM spinning for Slobodan Milosevic.
    91.Blamed Tunisia terror attack on “austerity”.
    92.Voted against banning support for the IRA.
    93.Voted against the Prevention of Terrorism Act three times during the Troubles.
    94.Voted against emergency counter-terror laws after 9/11.
    95.Voted against stricter punishments for being a member of a terror group.
    96.Voted against criminalising the encouragement of terrorism.
    97.Voted against banning al-Qaeda.
    98.Voted against outlawing the glorification of terror.
    99.Voted against control orders.
    100.Voted against increased funding for the security services to combat terrorism.
    I don’t care if some are repeated or seem slightly unfair – the man is a cunt and has no purpose being anywhere near high office that gives him the chance to wreck my England like he has Londonistan.

    • Awesome post Cunto – bet the mods had fun verifying that lot!

      I will be framing and placing it in our toilet for all to ponder while enjoying a dump.

    • We could go on trading this kind of thing indefinitely. But you have a point. Blair has only 13 cuntings, I see, and I am entirely happy to cunt him on demand. Without reservation. As (like the Conservative Party in general, most LibDems and 80% of present cunters), the champion of the intrinsically unfair and corrupt globalist economic scam.

      As the (Scottish) National points out, it is Blair who is responsible for Corbyn.


      • I guess the propagandist snoozepaper is the “New European” or whatever it’s called. Snopake jerk-off lit.
        And mention of the odious cunt Campbell-end and the word “flog” brings to mind images of the deluded bastard being strapped to an A-frame in a Singapore jail, and being beaten til he bleeds out, and his arse-bones are visible.

      • Tghat is a lovely image, and I shall invoke it when I am doing my mindfulness session with my guru. Thank you.

      • Without the Eton pigfucker we wouldn’t have got the Referendum.

        Would a sycophantic EU arselicking Miliband Labour government really have been more to your liking?

        And history advises we not go within a light year of commie Corbyn & his Momentum brownshirts!

      • Yes, yes, SB, I saw you posted that twice. But it does nothing to destroy the vision of nirvana induced by the thought of Campbell getting a serious caning. OM.

      • Don’t think there’s any doubt that Blair, along with identikit Labour career politicians, is responsible for Corbyn.

        Another notch for Blair’s ‘Cunt Of The Century’ bedpost.

        @Komodo – just replied to one of your posts in Alison Saunders nom.

      • “…along with identikit career politicians ”

        Fixed. The policies that got Foot thrown out damn near got Corbyn in. Because…?

      • Because May was found out to be a useless cunt – and the millennial, snowflake generation being hell bent on epitomising Edmund Burke’s quote:

        “Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it.”

      • Surely most knew what May would be like?

        I had a fair idea and so did the media who I’m sure made it happen by orchestrating the Gove – Johnson tiff and then getting Leadsom out of the way (making her public enemy over comments about being a better PM due to being a mother and May being without child), clearing the path forward.

        The media don’t want someone who can lead their party effectively with unity, deliver on their promises and have a team with members who never get caught speaking a word out of turn / context or fail to cover up their scribbled notes as they leave scheduled meetings the media are well aware of.

        The media are bigger cunts than some of the politicians and are responsible in my opinion for pushing the country in many of the directions we’ve gone.

        They didn’t count on Brexit though did they? Believed the polls too much and got egg on their faces.

        Thank got enough people that day had the backbone and courage to vote the outcome that pissed the media, the polls, and more importantly the EU cunts.

        The latter sent Cameron back to us with nothing to promote voters swaying towards remaining in and treated us like fools calling our bluff.

        They are calling our bluff again through these negotiations with poor unfavourable demands and terms, but what will they do when the final deal isn’t accepted and we opt to walk away with no deal?

        The GB to EU cash line will then be turned off, no payment of 40 odd billion and no other future payments made either. Then you will see other countries follow our departure as Juncker & Co beg us to come back to the table and waste more time by feeding us tit bits for an extended period of negotiations.

        Delays they will hope long enough to occupy us until Trump is out of office and a more Pro EU / Anti GB president is elected who won’t see us alright with favourable trade deals.

        Britain has never got a good deal from the other 26 members votes and never will. They are not our true friends, being nothing more than close neighboring countries part of collectives such as the EU, NATO etc using Great Britain only when they want something from us.

        Try asking for something back from one of them like France to back us in a conflict on foreign shores?

        Ask Germany / VW for the missing billions lost in our revenues due to the dishonest emission values that boosted their sales figures, jobs and economy by billions. Other countries are collecting their cash, will there be anything left by the time we ask for ours?

        Its gone on long enough, we have voted and filed article 50 and are leaving. I want to see the country turn around and start building a successful future before I leave this world.

        The day that I die won’t be so bad knowing my descendants are going to reap the rewards of our brave choice to leave and go out alone forging new relationships and trade deals
        which will provide them a better future even though we might not be around to reap them fully ourselves.

        Rant over, I think I’ve just cunted the EU?

        Sorry I got a bit carried away, there’s a lot stored up in my absence to come out of me I’m afraid. Bob.

      • Funny you bring that history quote up. Because all that ever got Labour in was manifest social injustice. Now if you’d been learning from history. you might not have elected the Eton pigfucker OR May. No?

      • Without the Eton pigfucker we wouldn’t have got the Referendum.

        Would a sycophantic EU arselicking Miliband Labour government really have been more to your liking?

        And history advises we not go within a light year of commie Corbyn & his Momentum brownshirts!

      • With or without the pigfucker and ‘his’ referendum (into which he was dragged kicking and screaming, and sincerely believing Remain would win), we’ll get the status quo ante. As history teaches. And Marx…

      • Yes K – I did post my 12.21pm post twice, cos first time it mysteriously appeared in the wrong fucking place!
        Who is the “Campbell getting a serious caning” cunt you refer to in your reply to my wrongly positioned post?
        Freudian slip? Maybe you meant Cameron…

        I’d pay good money to see Alastair Campbellend get an even more serious caning.

    • Unbelievable such an odious traitor should be in a position of power and to compound his crimes that fugging silly beard and his stupid commie hat , and he porked that vile old spunk pig abbot.ÇUNT.

  9. Jesus is a bit maligned on these humble pages but he sure had his economic policies in order. Faced with 5000 homeless cunts, he gave them bread and fish, not a fucking house each.

    • If Liebore rewrite the holy scriptures, each deserving beggar might just about get a whiff of Abbott’s snatch. With a dollop of Cuntweazle porage.

  10. Comrade Catweasel…where to start?

    Cunt in sheep’s clothing. IRA/Hamas supporter/apologist. Anti semite enabler. Economic illiterate. Unilateralist Nuclear Disarmer. Pacifist when it suits. Supporter of all causes anti-British. Hypocrite.

    Campaigned for 30 years to leave the EU, yet cynically switched sides at the last minute to Remain, just to make himself look soft and cuddly to the electorate…At least Michael Foot had the gumption as Labour leader to stick by his principles and produce an honest manifesto that included withdrawal from the EU and Unilateral Nuclear Disarmament, two fundamental policies Corbyn spent his entire political life campaigning for, yet has recently become strangely luke warm about at best…

    Wonder why that might be? Flabbott said her opinions change with her hairstyles…the same presumably applies to Corbyn and his smart new suits and haircuts.

    Prediction: first thing PM Corbyn will do is erect statues outside Parliament to the glory of Arthur Scargill & Gerry Adams, Flabbott (on reinforced pedestal previously reserved for Thatcher).

    On the bright side: No more war, nuclear weapons, poverty, racism, wealth creators, student debt, aspiration, Brexit… And everything free at the point of ME WANT ME GET!

    Snowflakes better enjoy it while it lasts (I’ll give it 6 months, before the concentration camps start to appear). Then again, pleasure of seeing Sir Philip Greed’s head on a spike, his body swinging from the nearest lamp post, cannot not be underestimated, ha ha.

    • Lots of thoughts in there shitcake I couldn’t agree more with. In a masochistic sort of way I would enjoy seeing the swivel eyed lunatic in number 10 just to have a giggle (if I survived) to see the fucking mess the cunt would have us in in no time. With a front bench of Mugabe Abbott and McDonnell the communist et al I don’t think the administration would last a year, never mind a full term. I just shivered at the thought 😉

    • Excellent post SB……
      although we take the piss out of jezza if the conservatives don’t sort their shit out we could wake up with catweazel as PM!!
      Imagine him hoping out of the helicopter on the White House lawn, looking every inch like a supply teacher who had missed his stop!! Flanked by abbot and the rotund but thin skinned Emily thornberry……. Pure Alice in wonderland……

    • Keeping this one short, Catweazle is the enemy within who has brought the labour party to its knees, he can’t be allowed through that door to bring the country down any further than it is.

      Bearing in mind the Conservative government and their policies are killing me right now and I’ve voted Labour all my life. No more until this mob of fools are gone.

  11. Mention of Kinnock reminds me of that marvellous night in Sheffield where he cunted up the election. Fantastic memories!!

  12. I can’t knock the quality of the cunting but chairman Corbyn is slightly low hanging fruit?

  13. Who remembers Kinnocks ‘We’re all right’ speech the week before the ‘92 election?

    That cunt fuck thought he’d won the election before a vote had been cast and was duely battered by the electorate who chose to vote for the pea eating grey man of politics as brilliantly parodied by Spitting Image.

    Sadly for Kinnock his show of hubris, broadly speaking, alienated an electorate brought up with a strong work ethic and a inherent dislike of ‘big ‘eds’, as my Dad would say!

    So why the fuck is it that The ‘I want a Unicorn for Xmas party’ led by a Commie bastard that didn’t win the General Election and saw the Tory’s get the highest vote share since the ‘83 post Falklands War election have basked in the greatest show of hubris since fuck knows when and no fucker seems bothered.

  14. Have been somewhat indisposed orf late and have have missed oit orn this President’s Club shindig rather. Seems little more than a spot orf after hours fun. Anyway old Cat’s Arse taking the can for sacking the cunt Mandelsohn? Gold star award shurely? Thought filching the old Ermine back was Her Majesty’s prerog and not something the Old Son orf Trotsky could have anything to do with. Rather well medicated at the mo’ – the old single malt/opiates combo so will subside gracefully
    Did spot old Piddler is back after a good toss in private so all is well with the world.

    • I am told that tramadol and vodka is a Scottish delicacy which may ease your suffering. Or get you shouting at shoppers in the high street.

      • fuck yousse yer fuckin’ cunt Fuck Yousse yer englisshh fuckin’ cunt Fuck Yousse Ah gi’us some change gi’us Ah ar’ ye awl rright arrr ye awl rrright Fuck Yousse

      • Gi’us some change, Limpers ??

        You might be mistaken for Pudsey Bear, the cunt !!

        Apparently he used to do a two-bear act in a Peruvian brothel, duffelcoat and wellies a speciality…

      • Seriously (apologies for that) Mendelsohn’s* a Blairite corporate lobbying slimeball of the first -Evian – water and I endorse the gold star award.
        Have we cunted the House of Lords lately?

        *Not Mandelson. Same heritage, different cunt.

      • Mmm, I’m on them and Gabapentin and thought alcohol was a no no with them.

        A small snifter / dram might be worth a try, maybe do away with the horrendous side effects which blight my life the most part of three years now.

  15. TERFs versus transbenders at Labour commie H.Q Appraently , saying you are a woman is unacceptable to some commie cunts. However this makes other shout “transphobe!” The left is destroying itself…….

  16. It’s the left vs the liberals, the “commie cunts” as you call them vs the Islington set, the carnivores vs the vegans.
    As i’ve said before Labour are as divided as the Tories , if not more so.
    A new party headed by a smart charismatic cunt like Sir Nigel could take advantage of this but, as always, where is the money coming from?

    • And MP,s? FTF……
      One thing brexit has highlighted for me is the lack of quality people over in the Houses of Parliament!!
      There’s been a few who have been level headed and sensible but unfortunately they seem to be in the minority…….

      • There’s been some great “Hide and Seek champions in the house of commons in recent years. At least the last election sent the message that safe seats are the few, not the many. Fortunately, the SNP lost a good chunk of their “referendurs” who failed in their day job too focused on the next independence referendum plans. Many also saw how close they were to joining the ones who are gone.

  17. Just caught a glimpse of the Grammys on Sly News…now my prawn vindaloo is all over the carpet! Mrs B is not amused…

  18. On another note, Piers Morgan deserves a de-cunting. The man’s been on a roll lately, he called some Femnazi out on how she blatantly accused him of something on air and then tried to deny she did and he’s been cunting the Crap Grammy’s and Kilary over their double standards!

    • All good stuff, but he also rapped Nigel’s knuckles this morning for not identifying as a Feminist! Maybe not a hanging offence, but he needs to watch himself.

  19. Fuck me, if he gets upset by what a small number of rich morons did at the Presidents Club do, he should stay the fuck away from the parties that are held in the messes of ALL ranks in the military. His head would explode.

    • Gen dit this one.
      My nephew, an RN Lieutenant at the time was drafted to attend the London Olympics. He was bunked up with some Household Cavalry officers on the Mall – the first question he was asked was if he played polo or owned any ponies / horses. After giving them a good Senior Service fuck off he had heard a dit from the mess Major who had been asked to intervene and rule on a complaint from a young 2nd Lieutenant. Apparently aforementioned Rupert had been in his room when there was a commotion in the corridor. He went to have a gander and was shot in the leg with a .22 rifle round fired off by some giddy Cavalry officers who were shooting pots at the far end of the corridor – pissed after having quaffed a few after a mess dinner.
      The Major listened intently to all the witness’s statements and ruled thus – A fine for the careless shooter of £50 and a £100 fine for the wounded soft shite for making a song and dance about the “high jinx” and bringing the Regiment into disrepute for grassing a fellow officer up. My kind of sound and fair judgement. BZ to that Major.

  20. Corbyn is a cunt of the highest magnitude. I was reading the Guido Fawkes blog earlier and apparently, Jeremy was caught lying THREE times in less than a minute. Speaking about his appearances on Press TV, he claimed that he brought up the issue of human rights abuses by the Iranian regime “at all of those occasions”. Guido says he can’t find a single example of him doing so. He also admitted that he had accepted money from the Iranian regime, “a very long time ago”. In fact, it was 2012. He also claimed that he stopped taking said money because of the way the regime treated the Green movement. Just one problem there, that was in 2009. For fuck’s sake Jeremy, if you’re going to tell lies, at least make sure you won’t be caught out.

    Even for a politician, Corbyn is a lying cunt. Worse still, he’s not a particularly good liar. To be caught telling three lies in quick succession, that’s just incompetent. On QT last Thursday, Corbyn’s mate and former Fire Minister, Chris Williamson claimed that Corbyn would be the best Prime Minister the UK had ever seen. I have to call bullshit on that.

    • I’d say it’s much worse than that QDM. Fundamentally Corbyn’s just not that bright and as such simply can’t temember his lies, but then he’s never had to.

      He’s spent his political life (and life in general) on the back benches protesting against just about everything and never ever expected to face any form of scrutiny.

      Corbyn is a useful idiot and a ten types of cunt.

      • Useful idiot is right. I’ve long suspected that the true leader of the Labour party is Len McCluskey. Corbyn is just the puppet.

      • Christ on a bike QDM. You’re a bit slow there, mate!
        I’ve been trumpeting that over at my place for years…

      • Maybe he’s been getting Flabbot to keep a count and track of all his lies for him on her Flabacus.

  21. The Conservatives are cunts.The only argument they have left as it least we aren’t as bad as Corbyn.Yeah no one buys that any more yes it is true but if that is the only argument you have you might as well call it a day.

  22. Just a reminder – had Federer not put together this inexplicable 12 months of tennis, he would now be tied with Nadal on 17 majors – Senor Badknees would have undoubtedly won last year’s AO against the old Federer (hell, he wouldn’t have even made it to the final imho).

    I suspect both of them have many GS and tales of bullshit yet to deliver.

  23. Unfortunately politicians lies don’t often appear on the BBC news and that’s what counts. Somebody mentioned earlier Kinnock’s infamous Sheffield rally. That was a 3 minute section on the BBC news at the end of a long campaign and it destroyed him. People forget that the Welsh windbag was seen as just as dangerous then as Catweazle is today.
    26 years later, yes 26 FUCKING YEARS, that seems laughable.
    Every one of these political cunts has their price and can be bought and sold. Either that or they meet with some unfortunate illness or accident. Voting is for mugs!

    • By the time of the 1992 election Kinnock was seen as the enemy of the left.

      But, unlike Bliar, he was still not trusted by the Sun or the Daily Mail.

  24. Indeed. Remember the Sun headline on the day of the Election:

    “If Kinnock wins will the last person to leave Britain please turn out the lights”

    Soon followed by :

    “It’s the Sun wot won it”.

    Of course the Blaircunt made it his top priority to chase Murdoch with his tongue up his arse and suddenly the Sun became New Labour. A bad mistake by Murdoch and it only dawned on the muggy cunt when Blair fucked the arse off his wife.
    Fuck me, these cunts really are the lowest form of cockroach crawling across every piece of shit they can find.

  25. We only got Kinnock because the fishwrappers and the BBC had successfully beasted Foot for being Labour. Mandelson began his foul career at the same time. And Blair was Kinnock’s direct heir, after Kinnock had decided to adopt pale-blue policies. Which is not to say that Kinnock wasn’t a transcendent, fulminating turncoat cunt too

  26. Corblimey’s a lying scheming cunt, fooling gullible students with his impossible-to-fulfill promises. I should get my new T-shirt soon, with his favorite slogan emblazoned across it (slightly modified to reflect his true intentions): “For the money, not the Jew”.

  27. The plural of feminazi is feminazis, not feminazi’s.

    What’s this fucking obsession with sticking apostrophes randomly in words? Learn how to fucking spell, for fuck’s sake.

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