Fake TV diversity

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Has anyone else noticed that on all tv adverts these days there are NO white couples.
EVERY couple on tv adverts now have to be mixed race.
I’m not entirely sure why this pisses me off so much much but it does. Probably because it’s a lie.
I don’t know any mixed race couples. Do you?

If these tv cunts are to be believed, white men don’t exist (except in the new Natwest advert that I just saw while writing this cunting. He’s marrying a black woman) and all white women are with a black bloke (dressed like a white bloke) while their mixed race munchkins frolic in the warm glow of progressive liberalism.

What a load of bollocks.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve got nothing against mixed race couples whatsoever.
I know a few black blokes. They are going out with black women.
I know lots of white people. They are going out with other white people.

So why does the media have to force this crap on us in every fucking advert?

We all know where it’s going next, and no one wants to see that. Especially when they’re eating their dinner.

I guarantee it’s done by white women that live in 99% white areas, that wouldn’t spit on a black bloke if the poor cunt was on fire.
It’s just to push a lefty narrative and it’s bollocks.

The cunts.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

Elon Musk

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Elon Musk, the Cunt behind the Tesla car brand which all the snowflake cunts think are the solution to the world’s transport energy issues. Well breaking news – the electricity has to be generated somehow so if every car became electric then how the fuck could they all be charged/recharged just look at any garage when they get busy there are queues and 10 gallons of petrol takes seconds so how would an electric “garage” work.

And secondly he wants to make the human race intergalactic. Well that’s a no, we can’t as a species be allowed to infest the universe.

Nominated by goodwoodone

Elon Musk is desperate to fill the void on tech worship left by Steve Jobs. The fucking fervent reporting on his Falcon SpaceX rocket launch was beyond frenzied and bordering on mass-wanking-hysteria.

Sure, the science behind the rocket launch (for anyone who cares) is a revolution of sorts. But the problem with this egotistical cunt is that he is ensuring his name is all over it, to the point where this whole rocket stunt has become one giant Tesla/Elon Musk advert.

Press are largely ignoring the fact that Tesla, the electric fucking car company Musk is behind, has made a sizeable loss and with regard the Falcon rocket, the central booster failed to land back on target, and the final stage overshot the intended orbit for Mars.

And most cuntably of all, what payload did Musk choose for this rocket? His own Tesla Roadster car with a dummy strapped in, the stereo of course playing Bowie’s ‘Life on Mars’ on loop. Things do not get any more fucking self-indulgent than that.

So, it’s a cunting for having a stupid name, for being a vain tryhard and for being yet another egotistical fucker in the world of science. Fuck you. Life on Mars? There’ll be Cunts on Mars at this rate.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Infantile Language

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I’d like to nominate Infantile Language,except when used by small children ,of course.

If I hear another grown woman talking about her “boobies” or “tummy” or one of the cunts in my office having another “chocky bicky”I won’t be responsible for my actions.

I was on a train this afternoon and there was a tannoy announcement “if you see something that doesn’t look right call the British Transport Police”. Well, the bloke sitting opposite had eyes too close together and somebody else was wearing trousers that were a bit short on the leg. Should I have rung the cunts up or not?

I’m sure the announcement used to talk about noticing something suspicious. Presumably this is too complicated and long a word for some of our blue haired tie-dyed legging wearing friends.

Nominated by Mary Hinge

The NHS (2)

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The NHS is a cunt because…

Every fucking year the saintly institution goes into crisis and every year we have to endure all manner of cunts telling us they must have more money. Not really surprising as the NHS is a socialist institution and the only thing socialists like more than spending other peoples’ money is the mass slaughter of anyone who disagrees with them.

They always tell us the NHS is the envy of the world. Is it fuck! Is that why the NHS is unique in all the world? The world envies the NHS so much that precisely fuck all other countries fund their health services the same way.

The NHS acts as a magnet for free loading cunts from around the world. And I’m not just talking about cunts from 3rd world shit holes either. Americunts fly to UK to get aids drugs off the nash for free as the flight over here is cheaper than buying the drugs back in US. I wonder how many cunts would be in Calais trying to break into UK if we didn’t have a NHS?

The NHS is a ponzi scheme. It is like one of those pyramid selling scams, it always relies on more people going in at the bottom to cater for the few at the top. It will eventually collapse as it cannot sustain itself.

The NHS fucks up quite regularly. They pay out millions each year in out of court settlements in compensation for their own incompetence and negligence.

The NHS is very expensive. Back in the bad old days when I paid tax I would pay many £1000s in NI plus my employers would pay even more on my account. I now pay less than €1000 per year for private health insurance and have access to health facilities world wide.

Those are just a few of the reasons the NHS is a cunt. I have every faith my fellow cunters will come up with more.

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart

McDonald’s customers

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McDonald’s customers are scum cunts.

They seem to be responsible for the majority of roadside litter, as they thoughtlessly dispose of the heavily branded packaging from their chavtastic meal, normally at speed from a moving vehicle, so you get the maximum spread of crap.

Don’t get me wrong, there are KFC and Burger King items also, but overwhelmingly it seems, the maccy dees fan takes the crown of littering scummy cunts. McDonald’s don’t have to signpost their locations, as the trash that they call customers can easily find a franchise by following the trail of brown paper bags and coffee cups to their point of origin.

A takeaway used to be a treat, maybe once a week, or a special occasion, but these days cunts live off them, while moaning that they are always skint. And, I don’t give a rats arse what they say about natural ingredients on their shitty adverts, a mate of mine found a McDonald’s cheeseburger, still in its wrapper, under the seat of his car that his son had dropped about 6 months prior. It still looked fresh. Not even mould would eat it. Put that in the fucking adverts, you cunts…..

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye