Censoring film reviews

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Here in the states social media sites have banned the posting of any negative reviews on that piece of politically correct piece of shit “Black Panther”! That’s right NO negative reviews allowed.

Why? Supposedly, an alt right group planned to post a bunch of negative reviews on Cuntbook. Accordingly, libtards from coast to coast began foaming at the mouth. TV talking heads were spinning like Linda Blair and puking green bile all over the screen. POC’s were confirming that indeed all of the world’s ills were caused by Trump, the alt right and white people in general.

Then they were all giddy with glee because after the banning of negative reviews all of the critics were unanimous in their praise. (Imagine that.). There was even talk about how this would be the first time ever that Rotten Tomatoe’s had a 100% movie review. (They participated in the ban too.). Yes boys and girls Black Panther was Gone with the Wind, The Ten Commandments and Lawrence of Arabia all rolled into one.

But then…wait for it…the unthinkable happened. A negative review was posted on Rotten Tomatoes. This review apparently slipped by because (a) it came from Europe and somehow was able to evade the alt right filter and (b) it contained no racial language that set off the troll alarms. It criticized the movie for what it claimed was a lack of action in a super hero film.

Cuntkind across the New World has been plunged into a collective state of deep, dark, depression.

In a twist all of you cunters in the UK will appreciate…the aforementioned negative review came from…an Irish critic! ? Some spud munching, Gaelic hipster threw a bomb…all the way across the Atlantic…and hit the the reigning melatonin enhanced super hero right in the ass.

Come on everyone…sing along with me:

Glory O, Glory O, for the bold Finian man!

Nominated by General Cuntster

Nana’s magic soup from Tesco

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First post so you’ll all probably think I’m a cunt (which is bang on the money to be fair) but anyway Nana’s Magic Soup is over ripe for a cunting.

Just had to sit through this sickeningly twee and smug inclusivity propaganda film from Tesco, which despite peddling this soft and fuzzy shite ironically enjoys taking over new territory as much as the Nazis. Not so inclusive when it comes to putting the local peaceful’s corner shop out of business by undercutting him with yet another fucking Tesco Metro are they?

In case you’ve missed it this exercise in cuntery consists of a bog average British grandmother (i.e. not white) cooking some soup for her equally British grandson. It’s clearly aimed at trying to increase the health of the retarded Greggs chomping public and not designed to get them to buy a shit load of produce from cuddly old Tesco rather than a tin of Heinz.

At the end of the day though I don’t need any fucker giving me step by step instructions on how to put some ingredients in a pan and boil them up so fuck off with your diverse recipes for fucking retards Tesco cunts.

If you’re too fucking thick to cook basic food then gorge yourself every day at the local fried chicken shop so you die at 55 and I haven’t got to have my taxes spunked on paying for you to sit clogging your arteries and watching Homes Under the cunting Hammer on your fat, thrombosis ridden arses.

Patronising PC Tesco cunts and spastic general public cunts. Fuck off the lot of you.

Nominated by Sutcliffe’s Truth Hammer.

Male Feminists

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Male Feminists are cunts, aren’t they?

Why would you be a man, red blood flowing through your veins, a lampton swinging down below, man yoghurt busting to fertilise, but support a gaggle of angry-faced, green-haired, ugly swamp donkeys?

Are these “men” simply signalling their virtue? You can favour equality without joining in with the loonies.

Should women have equal rights? Yes. Should they be paid the same? Yes. Should we continually attack the male gender for wanting to have sex/look at porn/scratch our balls/watch football/have our heads turned by an attractive female? No.

Yet a large swathe of society, especially the Yoof, join in with this perpetual and visceral hunt to deny men what Nature ordained them to be.
As someone once said, “When a man describes himself as a male feminist, you can start the clock on the rape charge.”

I can only hope it’s a veiled pretence by cunning, young chaps to get one’s leg over although judging by the look of most feminists/SJWs, I’d rather have a wank.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Black Panther

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Can we have an overblown, all singing, all dancing cunting for Black Panther.
Not because it features mainly black actors.
Not for the overhyped plugs it is getting.
But because it is shit.

Judging by the trailers it is yet another lazy, stereotypical superhero pic. More pathetic video game than film. If it is aimed at black audiences then presumably Hollywood assumes they are 13 year old boys who are as thick as pigshit, just like the usual target audience.

If we need ‘black’ films then at least do not insult the intelligence of the audience or the cast. Make a fucking film where actual acting is required.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The press watchdog

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The press watchdog is a cunt.

Lynn Barber took in a refugee (after feeling sorry for refugees, having seen the boating images); she soon found out that the man was a TOTAL cunt, with typical medievalist views. Expected her to do everything for him, including driving him to the local hospital (not the GP) for the slightest ills…

Apparently, the watchdog sided with Mohammed Ahmed, seemingly because his privacy was breached. However, I remember Barber’s original article: she said that, despite the bad experience with this particular piece of shite, she would still do it again, “wasn’t going to tar all rapeugees with the same brush &c.”…
And on those grounds, I’d cunt Barber as well, for taking the dirty slime cunt into her home in the first place.

Sorry but I cannot furnish more details, as I am not paying The ST for a sub !!

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard