Dead Pool [84]

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Congratulations to Shaun i.e me who claims his 15th Deadpool victory by picking Zimbabwean opposition leader and former Prime Minister of Zimbabwe Morgan Tsvangirai who died today aged 65.Tsvangirai was a bitter enemy of Robert Mugabe and his opposition to his tyranny regularly put him in hospital courtesy of the army giving him a heavy beating.Tsvangirai lived to see the end of Mugabe`s reign, however, didn`t live to see his obituary.

On to Deadpool 84

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Shaun`s nominations:

Charlotte Rae
Leah Bracknell
George Alagiah
Big Van Vader (Wrestler)
Shane MacGowan

The Grand Tour

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Clarkson and his two hangers on are monumental cunts.
I’ve defended Clarkson over the years as always enjoyed his stuff and his ability to piss off the over sensitive amongst us.

Until the other night when I sat and watched the latest installment of The Grand Tour (on a pirate website, no way I’m paying for it) and the three cunts utterly trashed a 1967 MK10 Jaguar for a stunt.
I love old Jags (new ones are invariably driven by cunts, sadly) but at the mo can’t myself afford one myself (which rubs it in even more) and now there’s one less left.
Fuck all three of these twats. Hopefully the next time some daft hippy shoves a pie in Clarkson’s face it will number Hydrogen Cyanide amongst it’s ingredients…

Nominated by Mr Bastard

Justin Trudeau [2]

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May I present Islamophile metrosexual Justin Trudeau for consideration on the award-winning website ISAC.

Not content with turning Canadia (not a typo) into a haven for violent members of the Religion That Must Never Be Criticised, Trudeau has recently tried to curry (is this racist?) favour with the misandrist zealots of feminism. In an appearance at a town hall meeting, Trudeau corrected a woman who used the word ‘mankind’ in a question, saying ‘peoplekind’ was more inclusive.

Two points:

1/ Isn’t a man, especially a white, cisgender, (allegedly) heterosexual man, correcting a woman an invasion of her safe space? It may even be a hate crime.

2/ Isn’t ‘peoplekind’ the sort of mangled non-word a six year old would come up with? Surely the modern way of replacing ‘mankind’ would be ‘humankind’?

Overall Trudeau is a total and utter bellend. His ascent to the prime ministership of Canadia was no doubt eased by being the son(?) of a former PM. I don’t know if Trudeau sr. was as big a nob as his son, before my time. Perhaps contributors of a certain vintage like Sir Limply and Dioclese could enlighten me.

Nominated by Cunt’s Mate Cunt.

Valentines Day [2]

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Right. We’ve had Christmas, New Year and we’re approaching Mother’s Day and Easter, so we need some hyped up marketingfest shite to fill in the gap. Guess what? It’s Valentine’s Day!!!

All that is reliably known of the saint commemorated on February 14 is his name and that he was martyred and buried at a cemetery on the Via Flaminia close to the Ponte Milvio to the north of Rome on that day. So basically another gobby fucker who couldn’t keep his opinion to himself and got topped by people who were sick of listening to him.

Because so little is reliably known of him, in 1969 the Catholic Church removed his name from the General Roman Calendar, leaving his liturgical celebration to local calendars. Basically not an actual saint then?

So today let’s raise a glass to St Valentine – a non-saint ‘resurrected’ to seperate gullibel cunts from their hard earned in the name of love marketing.

What a crock of fucking shite!

Nominated by Dioclese

Dead Pool [83]

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Congratulations to Dick Byrne who correctly predicted that the 103 year old Bulgarian monk Dobri Dobrevwho spent years walking twenty miles everyday to beg for charities specifically benefiting orphans would be the next dead cunt.Dobrev was 103 and had been a regular nomination by Dick.Can`t help but think the guy looks very creepy though and was probably Corbyn`s father. (Dobrev not Dick naturally!)
So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 83.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Shaun`s nominations:

Leah Bracknell
Morgan Tsvangirai
George Alagiah
Marieke Vervoot
Charlotte Rae