Ageing rock stars

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I would like to nominate ageing rock stars for a 120 decibel cunting. The Rolling Stones in particular spring to mind, their latest “top up the pension tour ” is a particularly platinum plated carnival of cuntery , with tickets ranging from a quite ridiculous ninety odd quid, to a stratosphericaly cuntish thousand pounds plus . Old rubber lips and his band of “establishment trendy” coffin dodgers must be pissing themselves silly, well, they probably piss themselves ever day.I bet they have a tour truck especially for the Tena Man pads, the smelly cunts.
How anyone can take them seriously is beyond me.
Bob Geldof can fuck off too, the scruffy Irish cunt.
Ageing rock stars ? Irrelevant cunts.

nominated by, Jack The Cunter

Ken Livingstone [6]

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Ken Livingstone was on Sky News (Friday, 4th of May), where he only mentioned Hitler six times. What the fuck is it with Livingstone and Hitler? Everytime he goes on TV or radio, he mentions Adolf. If the slimy little shite had been a member of Hitler’s inner circle, his official title would have been “Fuhrer Cockenmuncher”. He’s fucking obsessed with Hitler. Mind you, it shouldn’t be a surprise, considering Labour and the Nazis are/were Socialists. He told Adam Boulton that Zionists collaborated with Hitler, and that criticism of him (Livingstone, not Hitler) was nothing more than a smear, and says he thinks Labour’s new general secretary Jennie Fornby will let him back into the party. He also said that, “I want to do everything I can to get Jeremy Corbyn into Downing Street”. Adam Boulton’s response? “Don’t you think it would just be better not to bring Hitler into it?”

Livingstone is the living embodiment of Labour’s anti-Semitism, and although suspended, is proof that Corbyn has not intention of doing about it for fear of upsetting his Muslim voters. Livingstone is a slimy, squinty eyed, nasal voiced, little parasite. I wouldn’t trust this newt loving little slug if told me night follows day. To be fair, it’s not Jews he hates, though he has, on many occasions, been more than happy to show how much he despises Jews. Livingstone also hates anyone who isn’t a Labour party member. And even then, he’d hate you if you didn’t have your tongue up Corbyn’s arse. The fact that Corbyn hasn’t already kicked this disease ridden worm out of the Labour party, only serves to proof how weak and useless he is as Leader. The fact that Corbyn even allowed Livingstone back into the Labour party, should be proof that he isn’t fit to be Prime Minister.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

(Note from admin, rather a short and witty read for you QDM!)

George Soros [3]

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Immediate, emergency, and TERMINAL cunting required.

According to The Times, the deluded, crooked old lizard is launching a plan for a second Brexit referendum in the next couple of days.

Does anybody here do Voodoo dolls ?

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Another evil shit globalist who thinks he can buy democracy. If we had a proper leader, a leader who loved this country, like Churchill, Soros would be told to fuck off and mind his own business. Brexit has got NOTHING to do with that foreign cunt. Unfortunately, we don’t have a leader who loves this country. we don’t even have a leader. We have May. A woman who would rather arse lick foreigners, particularly those from the religion of violence, than stand up for the British people.

She’s almost as big a liar as Blair. She promised to give the British people the Brexit we voted for. Two years on, and she’s doing her best to destroy Brexit, and the equally spineless so called Brexiteers in the Tory Lite party are letting the bent spined bastard get away with it. We DON’T want to stay in the Customs Union. We DON’T want to stay in the single market. And we certainly don’t the fucking transition period to last until 2023. We want a complete and total withdrawal from the EU, right fucking now.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

A gold plated cunting is in order for this piss stained, shit smeared senile old bugger. Having escaped the care home he has yet again meddled in Brexit.

The greedy old cunt, at 87, probably fears he will be too late to cash in any possible renumeration one way or the other, so he is just using the money he has ponced off the financial institutions to fuck the plebs off. Yet another multi millionaire kidding themselves they know better than us.

You might say the old motherfucker is going senile (he certainly looks like a candidate for ISACs Deadpool in that photo), but you can’t get away from the fact that the old fucker, like Gina Miller, is yet another foreign national meddling in our affairs. No doubt Blair and Mandelson have wet dreams thinking about how these rich greedy old cunts are doing their work for them.

Soros is a vile old money grubber. I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Surely Starmer and co are not so bloody desperate they need the help of this decrepit old ponce.

Nominated by W.C. Boggs

The British establishment

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The British establishment are cunts. They have for decades allowed followers of a stone age death cult into this country. This has fuck all to do with race – we’ve taken in Sikhs and Hindus that have punched above their weight in every field you could mention. I lived in a sikh area for a while where the landlord of the boozer at the end of my road wore a turban, as did many of his clientele. Good as gold.

Not so much, followers of a certain other religion from the Asian subcontinent. You know – the ones who blow us up, blow up our children, rape our children, continually push boundaries and are very open and honest in their ambition to turn this country into an Islamic shithole.

It was a bit of a giggle 30 years ago when it was a few bearded pensioners hopping from foot to foot in textbook islamic indignation while they burnt The Satanic Verses. Fast forward 30 years, the joke has worn off.

I mention this because Tommy Robinson was arrested, charged and sentenced to 13 months inside within the space of 3 hours for reporting on yet another trial of Islamic rape gangs. Curiously he was the only member of the entire British media to report on it. This was clearly mandated from somewhere high up because I’ve never even remotely heard of anyone getting – and starting – 13 months bird within the space of 3 hours.

There is a distinct whiff in all this that ‘they’ want him quietened down and putting him back in jail a) stops him talking and b) increases his chances of being murdered by about 1000%. This really needs talked about because the media have a complete blackout over it. If anything happens to him, I think there are a lot of people in this country that are at boiling point over this relentless capitulation to the mud age ‘religion’.

I would also offer up an ancillary cunting to the mobbed up police that lifted him. About 8 of the cunts. Try getting them out when you’re house is screwed, they don’t want to know. Be Tommy Robinson and you get VIP treatment.

nominated by,Mecha-Rigsby

 

Inanimate Objects

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You know – the sort of “white goods” that have just one purpose in life, one simple task that they’ve been invented to perform. And yet the fuckers won’t.
Or they will, but with an unacceptable “twist” of their own sick invention.

What the fuck am I on about ?

Current example: My microwave is a fucking cunt. I put a mug, half milk, half water, in for 2 minutes, to make a cup of milky coffee, each morning about 11am. Once duly nuked, the mug handle is always around the fucking back, where I can’t get at it, without scalding my fucking digits. So next time, I start the 2 minutes with the handle round the back – Ha Ha – I’ll teach you to fuck with me, you cunt… Bing ! Fucking handle’s round the bastard back again, evil fucking bastard cunt of a thing.

Historic example: Back in the 90s, I bought myself, at enormous expense, a CD Burner for my Windows 98 PC (complete with flickering pilot light). It’s job was to burn computer files to a blank CD for me to post stuff to clients. A simple enough task – Not brain surgery, curing cancer, or ending third world debt. Just write a cunting CD like your manufacturers promised in their advert. Hell, No – With minutes to go before the postal deadline, it kept relentlessly churning out coffee coasters, right up until the moment it coughed out the last, with an on-screen “error” message – at which point my boot flew upwards and through the open tray.
In a fit of pique, I removed said CD Burner (£300 at the time) from the PC and lobbed out of the bedroom window. I left it lying in the garden for 2 days, contemplating the wisdom of it’s recalcitrant behaviour, before I took it up to the parking area and ran my car over it, back and forth, 4 times. I am not lying.

I will NOT allow inanimate objects to take the fucking piss. All manner of mobile phones, airbrushes, spinning reels, showers, pretty much anything that pisses me off WILL be destroyed, however ludicrously expensive, and I have never regretted it, or lost a moments sleep over my petulant and childish reactions.
Inanimate Objects -Do your fucking job, or suffer the consequences.

Eeeh, that’s better…

Rightly nominated by Cunt Reviled