It’s time Leo Varadkar, the Irish PM, received a nomination. Up to now, I’ve ignored this insignificant little gobshite. But after his latest attempt at showing the world what a big man is, I can’t ignore him anymore, he’s a cunt of monumental proportions. Since we voted to leave the EU, Varadkar has made many threats about what Ireland would if we pressed ahead with Brexit. None of them have any substance, because he’s not the big shot political leader he thinks he is.

I’m nominating him now, because his latest threat is so ridiculously stupid I can’t help but wonder if he has ANY higher brain functions. He really is the Abbottopotamus’s Irish cousin. Following on from his other threats, this political pygmy is threatening to ban all UK flights heading across the Atlantic from Irish airspace in the event of a no deal Brexit. You can just tell that this knob has not thought things through before shooting his mouth off, because there are several problems that he would face if he did ban UK flights.

First of all, overflight rights are not guaranteed by the EU. They are guaranteed by a multilateral treaty which predates the EU, and was signed by both the UK and Irish Republic. The ONLY way Varadkar could make good on that promise, would be to withdraw the Irish republic from the treaty. The problem with doing that, is that there are 131 other countries besides the UK and Ireland who have signed that treaty, and he would have to ban them too.

Worse still for Ireland, is the threat of retaliation from the UK. As it stands, most flights between Ireland and the EU come through UK airspace, and practically ALL vehicles travelling between Ireland and the EU have to go through England. If Irish planes and ground traffic were banned from travelling through UK airspace or using English ports, Irelands economy would be well and truly fucked.

I can understand Varadkar being concerned with the consequences of a no deal Brexit, the IMF recently announced that a hard Brexit would cost the EU £200 billion per year, and Ireland would be the worst hit. Rather than try to find a workable solution though, Varadkar has decided to hurl insults at us and make numerous threats, all of which are retarded. None of them have taken into the UK’s ability to hurt Ireland far more than Ireland can hurt us. For the most part, the EU has been silent whenever Varadkar has run his mouth off. This time though, numerous politicians from the EU and from member states have been united in the scorn. Someone needs to tell him to either start thinking before he throws out his threats, or shut the fuck up.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

A cunting for the Irish ” Tee-Shock ” ( spelling deliberately childish)

Fucking piss is flashing steam right now as I mistakenly left the BBC news on in the background by mistake ( only watched for the weather report, something they cant put a fucking remain slant on ) and caught the remaining statement of the kingmaker extraordinaire as he entered the EU summit….( not verbatim )

“The UK better accept they can’t cherry pick, “”WE”” are 27 states of 500 million people and I’m afraid the future partnership wont be one of equals”

What, you fucking cretinous little fuck ?

My insides are fucking squirming and vessels are bursting inside my eyeballs if the black spots and white stars I’m seeing are anything to go by

How fucking dare you …. equals eh ? If that’s the case, can we have back the £14 BILLION we contributed to your bailout fund after the banking crisis? That’ll go a small way to our Brexit bill for starters you sneering cunt.

Second, the special arrangement that allowed 3 MILLION Irish free travel within the isles might just need looked at again eh fucker ?

Third, the fucking kick in the teeth to anyone who looked upon us British Isles and Ireland as like minded folk with a common purpose after all the shit. I know it’s different with my English cousins on this, but the Scots never had the same grief with the Irish even though many of our families (mine) served tours in Northern Ireland as well …and this isn’t about that conflict but, nah, no longer the case I’m afraid.

I look upon the republic no different from a Romania or Lithuania now because your cunt of a taoiseach has made it perfectly clear where you stand.

You’re now with the big boys, the 500million strong EU..hahahahah

Well, my friend, I think you’ll fucking find the Italians and Austrians have just started a domino effect in that diseased riddled club and I hope once the Dutch rise and the German ADF stick it to Merkel, the Euro currency finally tumbles and your tax haven hole is brought to its fucking knees again…….try asking us for another fucking bail out then…… cunts

This isn’t meant to be a rant against the boy band producing Irish, but I’m genuinely fucked off that they’ve made their choice clear over us and them …even though we’ve never been an anti European people!!

Finished with them as neighbours if they allow the EU to use them to make a cunt of the UK.

Nominated by Squint Cuntwood