Lady Gaga [5]

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The attention seeking chickboy known as Lady Gaga has paid tribute to model Rick Genest, who has died at the age of 32.Rick was known as Zombie Boy, due to bone and organ tattoos across his body, including skull features on his face ( i know… What a cunt!)…. He was found dead at his home in Montreal, Canada and is believed to have killed himself, reports say…Rick appeared in Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’ video in 2011 and the singer says the loss is “beyond devastating….”

So basically, a deviant attention seeking mental case freak of cunt eulogising err… another deviant attention seeking mental case freak of a cunt….

Nominated by Norman

By Elections

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Over here voting is compulsory, so when some cunt lower house member is discovered to be foreign, corrupt, embezeller, sexual deviant, new higher paying corporate job ect… rather than being replaced by a caretaker of the same party until the next election (as in the senate) my taxes and time are wasted on a political circus to install another cunt.

At the very least the former member should be compelled to pay for the shitfest and be denied a ministers pension.

Nominated by Shackledragger cunt

Travellers

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These roaming cockwombles are currently doing a tour-de-wanker around Surrey at the moment, and like a perverted Midas every location they touch with their pikey mitts instantly turns into a big pile of shite. Which our council will clean up of course, costing tens of thousands per site. Not including all the stuff they’ve inevitably destroyed or stolen within 500 yards of their shitheap parade.

Cunts.

Surrey police themselves have done themselves proud and actually joined up with these bastards by uttering the following to a pissed off local,

“You say upsetting to endure, consider for a second, how upsetting it would be, being uprooted every few days. That’s why we always act in the best interests of all parties with proportionality and legality.”

You what mate? But no, there’s more.

Residents formed a blockade but were told to move aside by the police. Excuse me? Who’s side are you on you bastards!

I’m pissed and worried because there’s a couple of fields locally, they’ve been before. Some skallywag minor came round last time asking if we wanted windows cleaned. On yer (stolen) bicycle mate, piss off! Fucking. Cunts.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty

Alex Salmond [9]

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Roll out the Bagpipes, warm up the Hagis, Toss the Cabar and drink a wee dram to the impending down fall of one of the most odious characters in UK Politics in recent memory, Alex fucking Salmond aka Jabba the Hut

What a supersized cunt fuck this cunt is. How joyous to see this fat, pompous fucking windbag finally getting nailed for apparent misdemeanours, and even more joyous to see Wee Jimmy Krankie Sturgeon turn her back on him. Salmond is one of the most egotistical politicians of modern times: he lorded over Scotland with an arrogant self-assurance that screamed Cunt! He was responsible for the so-called White Paper on independence, which was a 600-page fantasy based on lies, deceit and manipulated statistics. When faced with genuine questions throughout the Independence Referendum campaign his stock answer was ‘I simply don’t accept that’.

Rumours have been whispered for years about various misdemeanours, but nothing has come to the fore until now. Salmond thinks he is untouchable. His decision to sue the Scottish Government was intended to put them off going public with the accusations of sexual harassment. However, they have called Jabba’s bluff and announced that there were ‘significant inaccuracies’ in Salmond’s account, that will come out in court.

I pray that the evidence is compelling and that he becomes the latest member of the #inappropriatebehaviour club. A two-year stretch, courtesy of Her Majesty, in Barlinnie, would be just the job. I hope he ends up in the same bloc as some big fuck-off Orange hard bastards who would really prefer that Scotland stayed in the United Kingdom. Either that or an 18-stone Nationalist tranny who’s always had a crush on him.

What a cunt

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

Kevin Bacon [2]

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Kevin Bacon deserves a nomination purely for that stupid name -Bacon.I ask you who but a complete cunt would have a name like that…

But let’s get down to business. I mean what is it with British advertisers these days and their obsession with has been American actors? Harvey Keitel, David Hasslehoff, William Shatner and now scrawny little skinny grey haired with highlights, rat faced Bacon.

Who cares about gifting data to your kids or listening to fucking Britney spears on Apple Music or getting the latest Samsung mobile on fucking EE with 2 years free BT sport.
Bacon must really be hard up and not bringing in the bacon as it were to demean him self on these horrendous adverts with his droning boring middle American accent, dressing in Spandex and donning syrups and going on about 4G and fucking wifi hotspots.

Bacon, do us all a favour and FUCK OFF back to the states and “star” in dodgy B movies and attend openings of art galleries but please get the fuck offa our TV you UTTER CUNT.

Nominated by not perfect but not far off