Mark Carney (7)

Mark Carney is a raging cunt.

We all know why he’s been cunted several times before. This time he’s reviving project fear by saying a No-deal Brexit would bring an “instantaneous shock” to the economy. Blah, blah, blah, fucking blah.

His stats are even better: There’s a 1 in 3 chance the UK economy will shrink after Brexit apparently. 33% chance that Mark, that means there’s a 77% chance the economy won’t shrink; I like those odds.

Fucking bell end.

Nominated by elboobio

Ethnicity Pay Gap BBC Spin

The ethnicity pay gap and BBC spin.

I read the report which puts Chinese and Indians at the top of the pay league, whites in the middle with blacks and Bangladeshis/Pakistanis at the bottom.
This reflects the work and education ethic of the top and the opposite of the bottom I thought. Wrong. I have just watched the Six O’clock News where whites are apparently the beneficiaries and racism the underlying suggestion.
How the performance of Indian and Chinese is explained eluded me.
Good old BBC. Politically correct even when the stance is fucking ridiculous.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Dead Pool (137)

Congratulations to Chas C Music who correctly predicted that the Kinks keyboardist Ian Gibbons who has succumbed to bladder cancer aged 67.

On to Deadpool 137:

The rules.

1)You get 5 nominations no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal other people’s nominations (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).Nominations are first come first serve.

2)Anyone who nominates the world oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

My Picks:Shaun

Fernando Ricksen
David Gulpilil
Valerie Harper
Juliette Kaplan
Clive James

Anti-West History Bashing

I’d like to nominate anti-west history bashing for a cunting.

What brings me to this conclusion is the latest Top Gear incarnation (with Freddie Flintoff and Paddy McGuinness in it).

In episode one they each have their first car and are tasked to drive around Ethiopia to – now don’t puke – find the birthplace of humanity.

Gushing about the scenery aside (which does look beautiful, especially the Gondar mountains), set 5 paces outside of Addis Ababa and it’s the fucking stone age!

Birthplace of humanity it could well be but it’s not done much since then has it!?!

O’course us nasty fuckers in the West, with all those technological advances, have done nothing for civilisation have we.

No, we’re just oppressive cunts who were just lucky for a couple of thousands of years that benefited no one else across the entire planet.

At least that’s what knowledgeable folk such as Professor Kehinde Andrews (Professor of Black Studies in Birminghamdrabad University) extols to his progressive audience (isn’t that right Tarquin and Jemima).

I would say that on balance the West has done far more good for the peoples of this world than bad.

The progressive left would like to have this wrong-think eradicated (just like we eradicated small pox, TB and typhus – until we reimported the cunt through uncontrolled 3rd world mass migration), and when their replacement plan is complete, they can sit back and pat themselves on the back for a job well done can’t they.

Will this mean a speedier visit to Mars or cure for cancer?

Or will this mean that we all have to drink from M’Tembe’s bison piss ridden puddle?

Except now it’s in Londonistab. He’s got the machete, and he ain’t sharing!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

Chloe Haines

Chloe Haines is a duckface cunt of the highest order.

This is the imbecile who tried to open the door on a flight of dumbass holiday makers on their way to the sunny Costa Del Sol or somewhere, WHILE the plane was in in the air.

While I have no time for package holiday sheep, the fact is that if it wasn’t for basic physics, this selfie posing turd would now be a mass murderer.

At a mighty twenty-five years old she also seems to be an alcoholic which is sad but now a fact of life……living at home drinking her worthless existence away.

Chole you are indeed my cunt of the week….so far.

Nominated by Spanky Mc Spank