…or at least the BBCs Wireless 4 involvement in it.

Every trainee radio producer (looking for a quick promotion to TV) descends upon Edinburgh every August to produce sub standard crap to fill the airwaves – they really need two more episodes of ‘Just A Minute’ to go with the 500 they have already recorded in London this year. Then there is the smug self-satisfied cunt Clive Anderson, introducing his “hilarious” weekly chat show with three or four equally smug and self-satisfied guests (most of whom are also appearing at “the Festival”). Then comes the worst of the lot – “Stand Up.” Every wanker who ever cracked a fart joke at school is qualified to stand up and piss off the drunken audience with even more fart jokes.

Radio 4 Extra get most of this shit (under the generic title this year of “Funny At The Fringe” – but don’t hold your breath), but you can be sure Wireless 4 will manage to salvage a few hours of it for it’s “6.30 comedy” and a few cheap guests for ‘Just A Minute’ or series 100 of The News Quiz (that is not a joke – either the content or the fact that it really IS the 100th series about to start).

Comedy and Edinburgh Festival go together like fish and chips or strawberries and cream and this week of course a previously undiscovered comedic talent – John McDonnell trod the boards with his own knockabout obscene comedy. It seems the BBC and the organisers of the Edinburgh Festival are lazy unimaginative bastards, and are shackled together like Punch and Judy or Hitler and Eva Braun.

Perhaps I am a cunt for not appreciating tradition – but to me the Edinburgh Festival is as shitty as Strictly Come Prancing.

Nominated by W.C.Boggs

The British government and the Generals running the British Army are in dire need of a nomination. Back in 2003, 19 year old Said Shabram drowned while trying to escape capture by British troops. An investigation carried out at the time cleared all those involved of any wrong doing. In 2006, the file was passed to the Army Prosecuting Authority, who decided not to proceed with the case. Then in 2008, the Aitken Report came along and for unknown reasons, the Army Provost Martial began a new investigation in 2010.

At around the same time, Leigh Day, that traitorous bunch of shyster lawyers mounted a civil action against the MOD, who paid the family £100,000, despite not admitting liability, and there not being a shred of evidence that the soldiers involved were in any way responsible for his death. In 2014, IHAT took on the case after being passed the file by that other traitorous bunch of shysters, Public Interest Lawyers. The man they were mainly after was Major Robert Campbell.

When Maj Campbell was deemed medically unfit to serve and signed off sick because he suffers from PTSD, hearing loss and multiple physical injuries, the case was passed to the Service Prosecuting Authority for investigation. It decided in December 2018 that no charges should be brought and Major Campbell thought his long ordeal was finally over. WRONG!

He has now been told to give evidence in public to the IFI to satisfy human rights laws, but has so far refused. And fucking good on him. How many times are these cunts going to dig into this case? He and his men have been found innocent SEVEN times. The chances of yet ANOTHER investigation finding evidence that was missed before are far lower than the chances of me having Naomi Campbell sitting bare arsed on my face. And believe me, I am doing everything I can to ensure that Miss Campbell gets her seat.

After being told of this eighth probe, Maj Campbell handed back his service medals. And I don’t blame him. After the harassment of a man who led his men and served his country with honour and distinction, what he has had to go through since 2003 is a national disgrace. May promised she would put an end to the hounding of service personnel who were accused of acts of abuse. Like her promises that ‘no deal is better than a bade deal’ and ‘Brexit means Brexit’, it turned out to be a barefaced lie. I hope that bitch roasts in hell.

I was recently at the protest in support of Soldier F, the ex-Para who stands accused of murdering some Fenian on Bloody Sunday. We marched all the way to Media City in Salford. Robin Horsefall, one the SAS troopers who went into the Iranian Embassy made a fantastic speech. At one point, he was by a jumped reporter why we had decided to march to Media City. He said, “Because every time we gather in the City Centre, you ignore us”. The smug replied, “Well we’re listening now”. Robin replied, “because we’re outside your building”. Meanwhile IRA terrorists are walking the streets, happy in the knowledge that the atrocities they committed, and they are many, will never be investigated and they will be punished, because Tony ‘traitor’ Blair, gave them immunity. Why can’t us ex-service personnel be granted the same?

Happily, we now have Boris in charge. He’s setting up a Ministry for Veterans Affairs, which will be run by Johnny Mercer, an ex-Rupert with the Paras. So at least we have someone who knows the score in charge. Maybe now, we’ll see an end to the harassment and people like Maj Campbell can finally live their lives free from the pressure of assholes continually trying to prove that he’s a murderer, when he so clearly isn’t.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Who the fuck is Tom Bateman?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49162256

I have had as much as I can stand from the loony logic left brigade. What sort of a cunt complains about the Royal Marines, that thin professional line which stops the country from turning into a smoking ruin?

How many ships has Tom Bateman, the professional ship detainer, detained?

And frankly why is he complaining that they were quick and efficient at securing the vessel? ‘Scuse me cuntface Bateman what do you think the correct means is to secure the ship? I’m waiting…..apart from your comment that using helicopters is dangerous. Should we sand all the sharp metal surfaces? Clean the kitchen before we start, or not drop oily diarrhoea as it is a trip and fall hazard? Just ask the crew if they don’t mind not shooting at me while I’m just seizing your vessel ’cause you’re doing loads of fucking illegal shit?

This is all just the thin end of a fat PC wedge that Tony fucking Blair started, to keep his horrid fat clown in beans.

How many of the poor marines have been shot or shot at by hiding lowlifes? Please answer that question Bateman, you fucking lump of pus filled flap discharge.

So now I’ve put it into context – the ‘illegal maritime act’ – what has Tom Bateman, the almighty cunt faced twat, now got to say?

It would it have been a better headline if…….

Three marines killed in ship seizure by applying loony left logic? Is that what you want, Bateman, you grimy, slippy fist?

I think that the Royal Marines have a little bit more training than Bateman, and its great they are so revered and the World is shit scared when they’re involved. I honestly don’t think consulting the ship’s Captain or the entirety of the treacherous BBC would bear a single useful, military relevant comment. Out of your depth and out of your league, you fucking fat libtard. Leave important stuff to the people with nut sacks the right size for the job.

Next time you want to emasculate the armed forces with your (and I use this term loosely) ‘journalism’, think before you write an ample load of tosh, that I wouldn’t scrape out of your herpes ridden shit pipe if it was trapped in there with 25000 carats of diamonds, you useless, whinging, lefty, double-faced cunt arsed, minge of a scribbler.

CUNT

Nominated by Dingly

I keep seeing adverts (on the ‘advert free’ BBC, cunts) for this sack of pus and they now appear to have either Trace or San from Fat Slags involved as a ‘Dragon’. The thing that really super heats the urinary tract about this is the way that the ‘uniquely funded’ BBCunts pay these already massively loaded Knob cheeses a fee, as well as offer them the opportunity to buy into the occasional good idea at ridiculously preferential terms, and then rip the arse out of the idea to add to their already over inflated bank balances and egos. Meanwhile the originator of the idea is working his arse off 24/7 for comparatively fuck all.

Isn’t Socialism great?
Cunts.
Fuck ‘em all.

Nominated by Kunte Kunty

I think it’s time Modern Entertainment got a cunting.

I’ve seen a lot of properties in film and television that I grew up with vandalised by lunatics through social media and within the industry.

What we see is not just political pandering to a tiny audience of terminally miserable puritans who don’t even watch these programmes, but a general plummeting of quality in the art of film making and screenwriting. Every film is now made without much thought to telling an engaging story and creating memorable characters. The standard seems to follow brainless, crude Michael Bay CGI vapidity, or the emptiness of the ‘Mystery box’ approach of J.J. Abrams and his acolytes such as Damon Lindelof and Alex Kurtzman.
None of these worthless hack cunts can write anything worth a damn, all would benefit from a basic book on screenwriting or story structure and all seem to believe snappy, pop-savvy dialogue is a substitute for character development.
I believe the nadir was reached by the baffling and rushed conclusion to ‘Game of Thrones’, as well the execrable ‘Star Trek: Discovery’, but we can see this general disregard for the material and audiences across the board, with unanimously ‘progressive’ journalists, writers and producers calling the critics of this garbage ‘toxic’ as if the criticism is based on some prejudice towards race or gender. It’s a disgusting ad hominem and straw man which only serves to alienate the audience further and seems to be occurring on all fronts: film, TV, games and the comics industry. To compound the problem, any legitimate criticism results in febrile mob activism through social media, and eventual bans over nothing, with Twitter and Facebook using cowardly and dishonest criteria to stop any opinions the corporate media find ‘problematic’ from gaining wide audiences. It’s easier to simply blanket label any legitimate criticism of poor products as ‘bigotry’ and double down rather than confront the points raised. These pathetic platforms reinforce infantile emotional thinking and narcissistic virtue signalling as the acceptable standard of discussion. They are effectively children’s sites.

Isn’t it strange that what was once derided as fan fiction has now turned into a parallel of the corporate media, producing fan-funded, fan-made films using professional actors, as well as downloadable audio dramas and web comics?

Expect this to continue and accelerate as Hollywood and other outlets of entertainment continue to ignore and demonise their own audiences for daring to criticise their output.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime