An outsize bloomers with generous gusset, and full incontinence protection please for fatarse entitled Labour front bencher Emily Thornberry please who claims her party (such as it is) would be “off their rockers” if they don’t back Remain:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/shadow-foreign-secretary-emily-thornberry-labour-would-be-off-our-rockers-if-we-didnt-pursue-remain-a4202456.html

The stupid cunt – and judging by the photo it looks as if they really have put lipstick on a pig, came to her latest conclusions after visiting Australia – has nobody told the outside cunt that Australia ISN’T in the EU and their views on it are neither here nor there.

The Labour wankers have been globetrotting. Lammy has been having his jollies in Canada where he reached the conclusion that cannabis should be legalised – no doubt he has friends who use it to cope with the various tragedies Lammy seems to know all about, which he encounters every day he waddles round his constituency.

I just hope our political window lickers have been giving Johnny Foreigner some hearty laughs – Norman Wisdom might be dead but his spirit lives on in Lammy and Hattie Jacques in Thornberry.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Celebrity travelogues and in particular Judy fucking Dench being winched up trees in Borneo. What the fuck? How does an elderly luvvie enhance our knowledge of wild creatures? Why not use a qualified naturalist? Dench should stick to wooden performances as Judy Dench. Or sit in a chair stinking of piss and cabbage.
We have had Caroline Quentin’s Cornwall. Some other fucker walking in Wales. 2 fucking luvvies fucking about on canals. Martin Clunes in America, although Clunes does have some wit and sparkle. Bradley Walsh adding to our knowledge of the Southern States.
All bollocks. Bring back Alan Wicker. The cunt.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Not just war stories, but tales of hardship, endeavour, resistance and downright bravery….some generations are (un) luckier than others in that fate deals them a hand where they are forced to experience the harshest of situations, to wit; WW1, WW2, The Great Depression, rationing….even modern times can be categorised with noteworthy examples, the three day week, seventies blackouts, The Falklands War, The Gulf War, Northern Ireland, Iraq, Afghanistan, you get the picture.
Even I can claim involvement in some of these examples. The millennial generation, or a large portion of it, are really scraping the barrel though.
Scanning the internet in an attempt to wind myself up proved fruitful this morn.
Check out the story below.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7225319/Make-artist-left-agonizing-margarita-burn-hand-squeezing-18-limes.html

This absolute fucker thought her tale a worthy example of her Spartanlike bravery.
Amber Prepchuk of Edmonton went away for a week at a lake house with her “girlfriends”, having prepared margaritas and squeezing limes, by hand, she woke two days later suffering burns on her hands from the lime juice.

“It was excruciating” she said.

“I’m a tough cookie, I can handle pain but I woke up crying my eyes out”

When you view the link, prepare yourselves, the pictures of her injuries are nothing short of horrific. Make sure there are no children present.

Amber, you are a fucking Trojan.
Your tale is up there with surviving the Second Battle of Ypres.

You cunt.

Nominated by HenryV

A very liberal cunting please for this long faced self important old bag who has been an MP for just a few hours:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-49200636

She has won the Monmouth & Radnor by-election, and in her acceptance speech she said “The first thing I will do when I get to Westminster will be to seek out Mr. Boris Johnson, where ever he is hiding”

Is the old cunt for real?. Boris has hardly been missing in action since he became P.M. and the real reason this old tart, who probably has a minge as rampant as Brian Blessed’s beard, is because the Tories were stupid enough to try to reinflict the tarry fingered expenses swindler cunt who held the seat until he was booted out in a recall just a couple of months ago. Hopefully that motherfuckers career is now over and his constituency will debar him from standing again – it should also serve as a warning to arsewipe Dominic Grieve, if he imagines his unwilling constituents will nod him through again.

But back to doddering Dodds, yet another mouthy rent-a-gob hag in the mould of Anna Soubry and Jess Phillips (and they don’t come much mouldier than that pair of twats) who will say anything however crass to get a quote in. Wind your neck in, wench.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Bananarama are cunts….

In this climate of millennial revisionism this lot are now being touted as ‘legends’….
Tuneless 80s pop crap now suddenly revered? Has this country gone totally fucking mad?! On Radio 2 yesterday that cunt trombone Craig Charles was bigging them up as one of the ‘World’s greatest female bands’… Band? A band plays musical instruments, you utter cunt…. How Stock, Aitken and Waterman fodder like Bananrama (and Saint Kylie of Glastonbury) can now be seen as great popular music shows how low the cultural bar has sunk here… Anyone around in the 80s knows that they were shit… In the days of the late 80s these SAW puppet cunts were rightfully despised… Bananrama records had each voice tracked about eight times and it still sounded shite… The clueless millennial cunts now rule the media… Bad enough that mediocrity and crap is lauded in the present (Sheercunt, Swift, Adele, ‘Stormzy’ etc), but worse still that the crap from the past is now being re-labelled as great and what upcoming musicians should aspire too… What a load of bollocks…

Nominated by Norman