Experts

Experts! The “Experts” who are presently advising our thick moronic dunderheads, elected ( by us ) to manage the country on our behalf.
The “experts” can’t even agree on any strategy or advice, yet agree that only the most Draconian measures are necessary to protect the public. These academics are the typical fuddy heads, up their own academic arsehole who have no fucking insight into the massive harm they do.
Worse even than the dumb cunt politicians who have given them free reign to fuck about with the country. By the time these twats are finishAsteroided, so too will we be.

I always thought it possible that the UK would be destroyed by way of warfare, Asteroid strike or a Labour Government. Never inm all my days did I think we would be fucked by an “Expert”

And why are we to be fucked? Because the Experts say we’re to be fucked, yet the thing they warn us of, is fast turning into a crock of shite.

Fuck the experts, lets have some common sense instead.

Nominated by Asimplearsehole

Dr Emily Cousens

Emily Cousens

This piece of shit does not want the wise and clever people of Oxford university, where she claims to work, (it’s actually Oxford Brookes, the old Oxford Poly where she works) to come up with a coronavirus vaccine because that would once again allow them to demonstrate their supremacy over the world. She believes this because the research scientists may be mostly white and British and she would see their success as just another remnant of the British Empire. What a total cunt, maybe we should sit back and wait for those working at the university of Abuja to do it for us.

Well I don’t care who comes up with a vaccine but I propose this that if they do, we should make sure that Emily and all her family are denied the vaccine because it would have only been developed due to her vision of ‘white (probably male). privilege. That way she can have all of the ventilators developed by a white male ,by the way, all to herself. Fuck off you with your pathetic attempt at point scoring You cheeky and probably very privileged cunt.

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

 

I nominate ‘Dr.’ Emily Cousens as a cunt. She is an Oxford ‘academic’ with a Mickey Mouse Ph.D in ‘Diversity and Women’s Studies’ or ‘Gender Studies’ or some old nonsense, from Oxford Brookes University. (By the way – ANY subject which includes the word ‘studies’ is a bullshit Mickey Mouse subject!) She stated that she hopes the Oxford Vaccines Group fails to be the first to develop a Covid-19 vaccine, and that it isn’t discovered by a white male, as this would be ‘racist’, and would convey an image of the UK as the ‘saviour of the world’ against a threat from the big bad China.
For fuck’s sake- what planet is she on? The planet ‘Cunt’ I would suggest. A vaccine WOULD save millions of lives, and the threat DID originate from China. This silly bitch should wind her neck in and leave her whining politics at the door- and stop criticising the efforts of researchers with GENUINE academic credentials.
And just to make matters worse, she has got a really annoying smug face.
A candidate for a Ph.D in ‘Being-a-Cunt Cunt Studies’, I would suggest!

Nominated by Cunty McCuntface

Social Influencers

“SOCIAL INFLUENCERS”:

A group of mainly young exhibitionist tarts and soy boy pansies have for the past couple of years, infested the internet, like flies found a cow’s arsehole. Bereft of any real intelligence, but blessed with a total lack of self awareness, chutzpah and brazen self-regard, they “earn” a fortune poncing off, and arse-licking international companies. The “social influencers”, however are finding life tough now:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52362462

Trust the BBC to concern itself with a boy who doesn’t know where his next expensive handbag is going to come from.

These people are ponces, pure and simple – the girl who wants you to send her a “gift” or money – why doesn;t she work for it, by hanging round Soho like honest prostitutes?

Hopefully the pandemic will result in a lot of unemployment – not the poor devils who work for minimum wage, often doing unpleasant and physically hard work, but these young cunts who think the world owes them a living and an affluent lifestyle for doing fuck all except mincing about with their cameras.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Dead Pool [161]

Congratulations to Dick de Pfeffel Fox Chaser Fiddler who correctly predicted Rock and Roller Little Richard would be next to conk out aged 87 from bone cancer.

On to Deadpool 161:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to snuff it.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous threads ( Like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

2)Anyone who nominates the World’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored .

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun)

John Hemingway (The Few)
Leon Spinks
Willie Thorne
Derek Draper
Tom Smith (Rugby)

Companies using coronavirus

I would like to nominate all the companies who are using Corona virus and a bit of charity, help, products that these companies are donating to the NHS, cunts like Domino’s Pizza, Vasolene and many other mother fuckers who are not actually doing a charitable thing but taking full advantage of a scenario to get their name on the telly Lilly Allen style, almost as hard to swallow as China doing the UK a massive favour by supplying face masks at a reasonable price to help combat the yellow fever that the filthy little yellow cunts inflicted us in the first place…..oh thank you very much, i think the rinkydinks should be made to pay for this whole fucking fiasco they have infected the fucking world with…

Nominated by Fuglyucker