This syphilitic whore can kiss.my piss. Trapped in her mansion and devoid of flattery, this talent-less hag decides to make a video while in the bath (Caveat: You might pebble-dash your computer screen!).To say she looks awful is to say that the Flabbotasaurus Rex likes the occasional pie. What’s wrong with her face? Vile’s Disease? Stick your head in a wasp’s nest? Was the surgeon a vengeful ex-husband?

What’s worse is knowing that a lot of work had gone in to IMPROVE her looks by half a dozen flunkeys.

The rough old strumpet attempts to look forlorn and lachrymose but, as we recall from her pitiful performing endeavours, it’s all horribly acted and painfully disingenuous. Her real personality is wishing the White House obliterated or stretching her legs wide for chubby record moguls. Madge must have a vadge like a cow that’s just dropped a newly-born calf.

It’s shocking to realise that this biddy came to prominence 36 years BC (Before ChinaVirus) but looking at that woeful visage, it seems longer.

Cease whining. This is only the beginning. The real pain hasn’t even begun so buckle up, you attention-seeking, old skank.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

A tin foil cunting for propagators of the 5G /coronavirus conspiracy theorists, otherwise known as attention seeking mongs who were stuck indoors BEFORE the outbreak.

There seems to be an overlap of these cunts with depressives and their heavy social media use and being a worshipper of celebrities.This scientifically illiterate nonsense has spread quicker than you can say ‘Venn diagram’ and I am amused at the contradictory crap they come out with.

The madness has reached the point where bovine inhabitants of Brum and Merseyside have been setting fire to metal demons… Telephone masts.

Give it a couple of weeks and telecoms engineers will be stuffed inside wicker men.

Ask any of these foaming cunts how 5G activates/replicates the viral symptoms and they’ll start talking about electrical waves and our bodies being made of water.

They can’t explain it and get angry when exposed as being the very last thing they’d claim to be; a guileless, clueless, semi-literate gormless pile of mutton.

Get to fuck, watch ‘Love Island’ and stop mangling the concept of the EM spectrum, you malignant half-witted cretinous cunts.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

A well-deserved nomination for those London-based, hoity-toity, middle-class, lefty, remoaner cunts at the Guardian’s online, digital rag.

The slimy, dishonest bastards have written a response article to the outrage at supermarket-supplying farmers (probably subsidised by our tax money) flying in thousands of Romanians to pick fruit when millions of Brits have now been made unemployed.

http://www.theguardian.com/money/2020/apr/20/just-not-true-were-too-lazy-for-farm-work-say-frustrated-uk-applicants

Now there are click bait titles and then there is this. As soon as I read it I knew I had to read the rest and imagine my surprise – nowhere in the fucking article does any applicant actually say those words in that order………….. fucking nowhere. It’s a complete fabrication, a game of scrabble but using words rather than letters.

I believe in a free press but I also believe in an honest press and the Guardian is as far removed from honest as one could be. They make a good case for having a press regulatory body although that being said, their subscriber base has been shrinking for the last couple of years and they have had to resort to putting begging letters at the bottom of articles such as this one. The market, as the saying goes, will decide.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/apr/17/british-workers-reject-fruit-picking-jobs-as-romanians-flown-in-coronavirus

Nominated by Two in the Stink

It is with regret that we announce that Prime Minister of the United Kingdom has been moved to intensive care.

Our thoughts and prayers are with him.

on lesser news, The dog is going to get a kicking for tipping a cup of tea over my lap top that has more or less crippled it in these trying times.

Fuck!

all the best Admin.

Be strong, be safe, and carry on cunting!

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