John Magufuli

Please send monies


John Magufuli is a cunt, isn’t he.

Tanzania has defeated the disease through prayer according to their president, John Magufuli. Just over 500 cases have been reported in a country of nearly 60 million people.

Hallelujah

This has nothing to do with the crackdown on anyone who dares raise concerns about the virus’s spread in his East African country or the government’s response to it. Tanzania’s government definitely isn’t hiding the true scale of the pandemic, no, no, no.

In March, Mr Magufuli ordered three days of national prayers against COVID-19 and has since said they have been answered.

Testify

If this is the case, then why have hospitals? If a family visits the hospital to see Grandad and tells the nurse that they’ve all been praying for him, does that mean the nurse can give the ventilator to somebody else? He won’t need it. Somebody without divine help could benefit from it.

Clearly, Praying works. Prayers are always answered and Praying is certainly not a thought placebo performed by empty-eyed, gullible wingnuts.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

OFCOM

OFCUNT perhaps more apt


OFCOM are a gigantic set of spineless, bias cunts.

Miriam Margolyes received several hundred complaints for her comments about Boris Johnson on pile of shite, ultra diverse, channel 4 ‘comedy’ show, the last leg. Her comments were that she “hoped Boris Johnson would die of coronavirus”. Now you would think wishing death on someone and declaring it on TV would be enough to warrant at least a reprimand from OFCOM. Nope, they have decided to not investigate the matter any further. They say that because after the initial comment, wishing Boris Johnson would die, she said she maybe wouldn’t want that to happen, everything is hunky dory. So that obviously means you could wish mass genocide on a whole race of people on TV and as long as afterwards you said, well maybe I don’t, no issues.

If that comment had been made about David Lammy, Diane Abbott, Queer Starmer etc. The fucking leftie police wouldn’t rest until someone was strung up. But because it’s bumbling Boris, fuck it no one is interested.

Fuck all of TV and their agendas, cunts.

Nominated by elcuntio

Lack Of Political Choice

Shit or shitter


Id like to nominate lack of political choice.
A 2 party race, but I despise both parties,
Both are weak, liberal, bent little metropolitan ducky darlings.
Same with the Greens & lib dems.
Ive no political home, im adrift!
A political refugee!
Wheres this Far Right theyre always on about?
I cant find it anywhere,
Must exist as the media said its massive!
I cant vote anymore in good faith as I loath them all, just the same pigs at the trough under a different name, but essentially the same people, went the same schools, use the same rent boys, live in same posh gated communities,
Both are out of touch, incompetent and cave in to mob rule by lefties.
Its disheartening!
So whats a poor boy to do?
Never trust a politician
Never forget their treachery.
Don’t be fooled,
Dont bend the knee.

Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt

Racial pandering

This re-branding of good staple honky dietary intake should be cunted for one simple reason the company has chosen to make shit loads of money for years and not a prick of “conscience” before the BLM outrage. fuck off Uncle Ben I’m buying my rice from Hong Wong Exotic foods and bat shop from now on.

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Creature Cuntforts

As one esteemed member of this site so appropriately summed it all up in a nutshell “Never have so few been so pandered to by so many” although I’m not sure I’m allowed to say ‘panda’ as they’re black and white I might be accused of ‘racial stereotyping’….

On a daily basis, my piss is boiling over. Yesterday they announced that Uncle Ben’s Rice is to get a new logo because the black faced gentleman they’ve been using since forever is ‘racially offensive’. However, according to the Uncle Ben’s website, the name was first used in 1946 in reference to a black farmer known as Uncle Ben who excelled in rice-growing. The man depicted in the logo is a “a beloved Chicago chef and waiter named Frank Brown.”

Cecil Rhodes statue is to be removed from Oriel College Oxford but even though the college has shamefully caved in, the protestors say they will continue to protest. If you want to know what Rhodes was really about, read this in the Mail by Daniel Hannah.

And then to round off the day, Netflix and Sky decide that they will be proceeding the showing of movies with warnings that they contain racial stereotyping and references which some viewers may find offensive.

Here’s some of the films in question : Lawrence of Arabia, The Jungle Book, Dumbo (really??), Flash Gordon, Aladdin.

Why Aladdin? Well it’s apparently because all the voice overs on this particular cartoon were done by white actors. You couldn’t make this shit up.

Sky then go a stage further with a whole new section on their service : “Black lives matter. Learn more about racial injustice and the Black experience in America with this collection of films, series and documentaries.”

I’m not a racist. To me #AllLivesMatter not just the black ones. But I do notice that when the racism is mentioned on the media, it’s always whites oppressing blacks. We’ll ignore when it happens the other way around – such as when a coloured man is jailed for 8 years for modern slavery offences against desperate and homeless white men. It’s just not newsworthy is it?

BLM are on the whole a bunch of opportunists. The hardcore radical activists that cause the trouble are spawned from the Black Panther movement. Don’t believe me? Take a look at the many videos where they are giving the Black Panther closed fist salute.

All over the world, people are falling for this bullshit.

The best way to deal with all this is to ignore it. Racialism in the south of the USA and in the UK are different animals. Call out the nonsense when you see it and if there is a real injustice being done, then hit it with the full force of the law whatever the colour of the perpetrator. If there are riots or civil unrest fermented on the back of it, then wheel out the water cannon and the riot police…

Nominated by Dioclese

Sadiq Khan [20]

Sadiq Khan. Yes, him again. Having worked hard to create a £500 million black hole in London’s finances, this hypocritical, incompetent piece of shit has gone marching up to the government, not grovelling, as he should be, to demand a bailout. If the government don’t comply, Khan’t is threatening to cut the budgets of the Met police, the London fire brigade, TfL and other city departments. He’s already made the empty gesture of taking a 10% pay cut from his £150,000 salary, and frozen the salaries of his lapdogs, who all seem to be on the same inflated salary. The biggest shock, is finding out that the Director of TfL, who was given the job by Khan is on a salary of £500,000. Yep, you read that right. HALF A MILLION quid, for being a useless cunt. Nice gig.

Khan is quite possibly the most useless mayor in the 2000 year history of London. He’s spent his past four years in office publicly slagging off Trump, getting involved in national politics, such as Brexit, neither of which are his business and throwing shit loads of money at ridiculous pet projects such as planting trees (and he couldn’t even do that right, because he’s planted far fewer trees than he promised).

At his last Mayor’s questions, he accused the leader of the Conservative opposition in City Hall of playing politics, for asking perfectly reasonable questions about his handling of the kung flu and his economic policies. Call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure that Khan is a politician, as are the Conservatives. So, politics is kind of their thing. If Khan can’t handle being asked legitimate questions, he’s in the wrong job. He’s in the wrong job anyway, because like I said, he’s fucking useless. And a coward. And a hypocrite, because despite boasting that he would never instigate austerity measures, he’s threatening to cut budgets (austerity measures) if he isn’t given a bail out. And this is after getting a £1.6 billion bailout for TfL back in May. Khan, you are a Khunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw