A boorish “who the fuck are you?” cunting for attention seeking ‘C listers’.
These are all genuine recent Daily Mail online ‘features’ :-

“Jessy Nelson displays her jaw dropping body pics” …
“Bella Hadid flaunts cleavage in Instagram clip” …
“Rebel Wilson shares flirt photo shoot” …
“Megan Barton admits she would like to get back in to stripping” …
“Christine McGuinness flaunts her ample assets in a slew of skimpy Lingerie”

I’ve never heard of any of these talentless, banal cunts and why does the Daily Mail pander to them?

Understandably, ‘Chavs’ need their celebrity score and it is bad enough ‘A listers’ vying to supply it with County lines efficiency. Now we have to endure these ‘no mark C listers’, usually posing in some swim suit or equally tacky attire with no credible story.

The iteration of their monologue is like the dripping of urine upon the head of a condemned man. Perhaps we should merely view them for what they are – momentary wank material for teenage lads.

Self-obsessed, deluded CUNTS!

Nominated by Daz

In a classic example of the left eating itself, part-time boy wizard, part-time SJW and full-time cunt Daniel Radcliffe has waded into the JK Rowling trans women row by claiming they are women regardless of biology.

Rowling tweeted about “People who menstruate, I’m sure there used to be a word for those people. Someone help me out. Wumden?. Wimpund?.Woomud?” This was enough for the inevitable backlash by the woke Twitter mafia and for Radcliffe to stick the boot into the woman whom he owes his fame and fortune.

How can someone with glasses and went to Hogwarts be such a dumb cunt?

Maximus cuntus expelliarmus!

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Hayfever.

The sun is out, the birds are singing, my eyes are itchy and my nose is constantly blocked. Yes, it’s hayfever season again – that time of year when sufferers like me have our eyes and noses assailed by merciless pollen. The unrelenting itchiness, the sore nose, the perennial discomfort and inability to breathe out of the nostrils – the pollen inflicts all these things and more with reckless abandon, sneaking up on you like a trojan horse primed and ready to attack. Truly, if God does exist then he must be one sadistic motherfucker to have invented hayfever

Nominated by General Tso’s Chiggun.

If I could crave the indulgence of this honourable circle. I should like to advance my maiden cunting. Wishing to leave the weightier issues of the day to those of you more erudite and eloquent than I

I submit Dr Mark Avery co-founder of Wild Justice, now this piece of excrement after causing chaos last year with his ill thought out legal challenge to the general licenses that cover pest and vermin control, has steadfastly refused to flush and is back with more mischief regarding the release of game birds. Again, using technicalities inherent in EU legislation, and having no consideration to the fact we are in the grip of a pandemic this uber turd attempted to steam roller this through the court.

He failed, even DEFRA described the case as “vexatious and pointless”. He and his WJ cronies are not done yet! And have more Judicial Reviews to pull out of their arses. All of this crowed funded by the tofu munching soshul meedja crowd and orchestrated by a dodgy left-wing law firm.

To summarise, this weasel who tells everyone and anyone “I’m a scientist” as if that makes his opinion immediately superior, his hypothesis is “it’s very naughty to shoot birdies and bunnies” This is backed up by the extensive research conducted by his mate Cwiss (Packham), whose conclusion is “it’s very naughty to shoot birdies and bunnies”

Not only is this piece of work an utter cunt but a fat sweaty one at that.

Nominated by: Creedence Clearwater Cunt

Drugs

The curse of our age. The reason why millions of lives have been and are being ruined. I don´t understand why people take them and why they are seen to be “cool”. I´ve recently visited places like Cracolandia in downtown São Paulo and the Tenderloin/Soma district in San Francisco where junkies are literally dying in front of your eyes. These people have lost their self-respect and human dignity – all for a blast of crack that gives them a sensation that lasts a few seconds. While they are the human face of suffering, there is an enormous economic cost.

The Investopaedia site says that Americans buy $150 billion worth of cocaine, heroin, marijuana and meth annually and that the federal government requested $35.1 billion for the National Drug Control Budget for this year. It also highlighted a 2014 report by the London School of Economics called “Ending the Drug Wars.” It said the global strategy of drug prohibition had “produced enormous negative outcomes and collateral damage,” including “mass incarceration in the U.S., highly repressive policies in Asia, vast corruption and political destabilization in Afghanistan and West Africa, immense violence in Latin America, an HIV epidemic in Russia, and an acute global shortage of pain medication,” among other “systematic human right abuses around the world.”

I don´t see anything has changed since then. I´ve never taken drugs even when I was a student. I certainly don´t approve of them but it´s obvious that the current campaigns to combat them have failed. I wonder if it´s time to legalize them or bring their use under control. After all lots of legal drugs are also harmful and addictive.

Nominated by Mr Polly