Money Expert (that shit-whacked switching site and which is absolutely not Money Saving Expert but does fuck-all to differentiate itself)… is a cunt.
If this bunch of useless ignorant cunts with their shite UKTV play advert with some overpaid tart fannying around to right said freds one-shit-wonder to flog their shitty switching site isn’t enough- the bastards send round knobs in a high viz jackets at all hours pretending to be from the council or something to get you to sign up to some shitty deal from their pre-selected pile of companies who shove them a bung with every poor sap they bully into switching into some other crap shit deal and stitching them up over the exit fees. fuckerS!
For those of us who stick a big fuck-off sign on our doors saying no cunting-cold callers or unwashed salestwats these jizz free bell ends with their cheap tablets ignore them so often you wonder if they were held down and bleach tipped into their eyes which would explain the huge big fuck-off blind spot they say they have when they mumble “I didn’t see that big fuck off sign sir/madam – are you paying too much for your fucking electricity?”. Sometimes they come in pairs so you don’t know whose big-fuck-off nose and smug face you want to punch first.
Now we are all getting back to some sense of normality these shitfaced bastards are roaming the streets again – best case scenario, they’ll cough on you and you won’t get nothing. Worst case they’re riddled with COVID and will splutter all over you when they say “professional” bringing down anyone over 70 in your street or who are shielding sending them six feet under before their time. Within a month these Money Expert doorstepping pricks will centuple the R-rate just for doing their pissing jobs.
The saddest thing is that in some kind of coup they’ve buggered my childhood by taking all-round good-girl and CountryFile presenter Michaela Strachan and swindled her to endorsing them and their piss-poor website giving them a sense of credibility that anyone who has had the misfortune to deal with them is wondering why someone who is relatively harmless would take their relatively respectable career and nail it to a fucking dumpster truck just because these arses asked her to.
As letters, signs and fuck-knows-what doesn’t work on this dicks I’ve taken to buying a big fuck-off German Shepard and keeping a baseball bat by the door the next time these pricks come to visit
Nominated by: Bum Bag
(Just to clarify, this has nothing to do with Martin Lewis’ “Money Saving Expert” website. https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/2016/04/warning-money-expert-cold-callers-are-nothing-to-do-with-moneysavingexpertcom/