A gargantuan 30-feet constrictive cunting please for exotic pet owners. I’ll endeavour to keep this short and sweet . . .

Who the fuck do these people think they are, keeping all manner of ugly, dangerous fucking animals in captivity in their own shitehole abodes?!!! I’ve seen some programmes on the idiot’s lantern featuring said pet owners, and they all had one thing in common: cuntitude.

In addition, their dwellings in which said animals were ensconced were fucking dirty hovels (no doubt they’d be dirty hovels without the pets) and came across as entities with barely double digit IQs.

I suppose these bottom feeders think they are being cool, or hope by keeping these awful, ugly things in their houses that it gives them a higher social status or something? Who the fuck knows! However, all it does is reinforce people’s opinions that they are even bigger cunts than they thought possible.

I mean, for fuck’s sake, how empty and desperate do you have to be to feel compelled to actually go out and buy one of these pets?! There are even certain individuals (here in the U.K.) who obtain special licences for animals such as boa constrictors, jaguars and alligators, for example — which I’m led to believe is very expensive and very time-consuming . . . and, unbeknownst to them, very fucking stupid and very fucking sad!

Who the fuck needs special pets, especially dangerous ones!!? Stupid, sad attention-seeking cunts. Fuck off!

Nominated by: Fanny Batter 

A nomination for Incest/’stepmommy’ porn.

Ii see a lot of it floating around on zpornhub. I often wondered why it’s popular but I have formulated a theory on it.

Divorce rates are high across the western world, and many tenagers are now living with mum in the week and dad at the weekend. Lads are also staying in more (even before lockdown) playing with their gadgets and not out meeting girls. Teenagers nowadays are delaying all of the social milestones we were hitting in our mid teens into their early twenties, or not at all (for more on this look up Jonathan Haidt. This has already happened in Japan and they are now seeing birthrates plummet.
Aside from school and the damaged delayed teenage girls, the archetypal young stepmum is the only woman they know who is sexually attractive and can talk to them without too much awkwardness

I find this trend fucking sad, fantasing over your old man’s sloppy seconds. Get out there and finger your mate’s sister in a shed or closet.

The state of young men today.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime 

 

Specifically white police officers and community members washing the feet of black co/pastors Faith Wokoma and her husband Sobama.
As a sign of humility and love apparently.
Yes, right!
As a sign that cunts gotta cunt, more like.
Imagine if the roles were reversed (as if)-the outcry would be deafening.
This cuntishness needs to end.

Nominated by Cuntfinder General

I would like to nominate Master Chef for a proper cunting.

Is it another pointless pile of reality shite and presented by the Bungle and Zippy cunts of modern times. The normal version of this show is annoying enough with cooking made out to be the toughest thing in the world.

Whilst flicking through channels last night I happened across the new “celebrity master chef” which puts the previously mentioned show into the local league of cuntishness.

Still presented by the same two wide mouth frogs and showcasing an array of diversity in yet another wokefest at peak viewing time. White man cant cook!

Nominated by: Horatio Cuntblower 

Privilege is all the rage at the moment. But it’s a special kind of privilege. Apparently, privilege doesn’t come from membership of the Establishment, expensive private education, attendance at those finishing schools of the ruling class at Oxford and Cambridge or from immense wealth. No, privilege comes from the amount of melanin in your skin.

Harry Windsor is the latest in a long line of vacuous ‘celebrities’ to have jumped on the ‘white privilege’ bandwagon. Now here is a person who was born into immense (unearned) wealth, who attended one of the most exclusive private schools in the country, who (allegedly) cheated in his A-Levels and who was allowed into Sandhurst on the basis of those (allegedly) fixed grades. Can he not see that an American PR company offering him $400,000 a pop for ‘his’ ‘thoughts’ is a product of his own immense privilege? How else could a person who would otherwise struggle to hold down a job as an assistant till receipt changer at the local KFC command such fees?

It cannot have escaped anyone’s notice that many billionaires and rapacious international companies have jumped on the latest BLM bullshit. That is because racism is useful to our lords and masters – it divides people on the basis of an absurdity. A black working-class person has more in common with a white working-class person than a wealthy black person. And vice fucking versa.

I have been struggling in recent months to keep a leash on my inner Leninist. It makes me laugh when I hear know-nothings like Ash Sarkar call themselves Communists – doesn’t she know that both race and religion are false consciousness? When the ISAC revolution sweeps to power, there is going to be one Hell of a reckoning for the real privileged people.

Now my nice assistant has brought me that special corset my followers like me to wear and is escorting me to that lovely room with the rubber wallpaper. Wibble.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt