Listening to the radio today. Not one, but two songs by these cunts in one afternoon. One was ‘Cars and Girls’. A sort of prototype fuckflake ‘new man’ soyboy anthem, basically dumbing down ordinary blokes and their hobbies and interests.

Throughout the song is that simpering daft cow (not unlike the banshee who was in Deacon Blue) yelping ‘Ba-Ba-Ba!’ insipidly. Obviously screwing the lead singer at the time. No other explanation why she’s there.

Then there was the diabolical ‘King Of Rock & Roll’. Another piss weak load of twee bollocks, with the aforementioned daft cow endlessly sighing something like ‘Hot dog! Jumping Frog! Billy Fury!’ or some other crap to that effect.

I forgot how awful these cunts were, but I was brutally reminded today. Even the name is shite. A band called Prefab Fucking Sprout?! Do fuck off!

Nominated by: Norman 

A high tech, futuristic Cunting, for multi-Billionaire Megalomaniac, Elon Musk.

Straight out the pages of an Ian Fleming novel, Musk is the Bond villain of today.

Private jet, femme fatal on his arm, flanked by Heavies, developing self-driving computerised cars, attempting mass space travel & interplanetary colonisation – all that’s missing is him sitting in a leather swivel chair, stroking a fluffy white cat……. “No !, I expect you to die Mr Bond… ha ha ha haaaaa”

His latest plan is to start implanting electronic devices in our brains, that will create ‘Super-Humans’ (and to control us, of course). He has already created an android baby, which he named X Æ A-12 (clear indications of a crazed madman)

I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he’s the puppet master behind all the chaos – Covid, BLM, Me 2, rigged elections, Putin poisonings & China’s Hong Kong takeover…..

[ nb – I am, of course jealous – not of his wealth, but that he used to bang Talulah Riley, who I have the hots for :/ ]

Nominated by Lord of the Rings…

And seconded by Coolforcunts:

Elon Musk is a cunt and a sinister Bond supervillain cunt to say the least and if left unchallenged he will be the downfall of mankind as we know it!

The first time I had the misfortune to see him circa 2002 he was giving an interview about his SpaceX program regarding the colonisation of Mars and my first thought was, sneaky, sinister, untrustworthy, self serving cunt, rather like Tony Blair but with horrendously more money. Over the last couple of decades I have kept an eye on Elon Blofeld Musk. He has done what a good deal of other billionaire/millionaire narcissists have done and in no particular order. Weird baby name*, “X Æ A-12”, although there is a clue in that name it would seem. Rambling self destructive tweets, in his case on one occasion wiped $14 billion off his own company, to the infamous “pedo guy” battle, where only a cunt with his money and influence would write that sort of libellous tweet and get found not guilty! Nothing much in the way of the the downfall of mankind so far I hear you cry…….

29/08/20 “Elon Musk has unveiled a pig called Gertrude with a coin-sized computer chip in her brain to demonstrate his ambitious plans to create a working brain-to-machine interface.”

Yep, you read that right! He won’t be happy with just using animals either make no mistake! This cunt will have an army of AI human droids under his control quicker than shit through a goose when he finds a way to do it, legal or otherwise, mark my words!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-539566

*The Æ in the name is Musk’s wife’s (Grimes) “Elvin” way of spelling Artificial intelligence, they are both absolutely fascinated with the concept!

Oh by the way, F/x()! That is my Elvin way of saying Fuck Off you dangerous megalomaniac Bond villain fruitloop!

(For more information…. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8674437/Elon-Musk-demonstrating-Neuralink-implant-connects-brain-computer.html – Admin)

Endless Webshite access confirmations and cookie acceptances due to the tightening of data protection laws, the cunts!

These intrusions into any Web browsing are really boiling my piss and costing me a new phone every couple of weeks. I must stop hurling them at the wall in frustration. Wtf is a cookie anyway? I thought it was American for biscuit, what have biscuits got to do with websites.

No doubt the whole load of bollocks originated from the EUeeeewwhhh, nuff said. Fuck off!

Nominated by: Another Cunting Mess

My God…what an utterly revolting woman….

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8665671/Jonathan-Ross-daughter-Honey-23-slams-fatphobic-people-slide-DMs.html

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

(A man of few words! But we guess Fiddler is either secretly besotted by this “sexy babe”, or is utterly speechless by the desperate attention-seeking fat cunt of a thing! – Admin)

A massive cunting for Councils, Nazi recycling centre companies and recycling centres, that’s council tips to you and me, except they aren’t run by the Council anymore as they’ve farmed it all out to private Nazis.

Councils, the media and the public seem to be surprised that there is an increase in fly tipping recently. Well, the increase is not surprising really as due to Covid 19 accessing the tip to get rid of your rubbish has been made even more difficult.

One tip near me needs a payment for every time you go there, another checks where you live by asking for your postcode so that they can be sure you are not travelling out of your area to get rid of your rubbish and another needs you to register (online) a slot on a particular day for a particular type of rubbish. Turn up, for example, with cardboard AND scrap metals and you are turned away and you lose your slot and can’t get rid of any of your rubbish at all.

All this in those places where the Nazis, sorry “workers” aren’t at risk as they work outside and never get close enough to anybody to help them anyway. What The Fuck?

Ever since the increase in regulation and guidance regarding getting rid of waste over the past 30 years or so, not just the current CV19 era, (I refuse to call it a pandemic but that’s another story), the problems of getting rid of waste has escalated. I wonder if there is a link between ever greater regulation, rules and complexity and the increase in fly tipping. Maybe reducing the rules would reduce fly tipping? But that would require Councils and the companies thinking I guess.

If the UK were really interested in recycling and cleaning up this country, every community would have a tip that is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year where anyone can tip any amount of anything for free. Then the Nazis, sorry “workers”, sorry operatives, could do their job and sort it out for whatever purpose.

Cunts the lot of them.

Nominated by: Glorious Clitorious