This is the latest offering from this series, and wokeness in so much abundance, it had my piss at boiling levels within the first 20 minutes, and this is what this nom is based on… Just 20 minutes!

It begins with actual footage of Trump becoming President and we see the affect from 2 different angles. First is the psycho in a dingy apartment, so overjoyed that the ‘evil one’ is triumphant that he decides to put some cheesy Wotsits in a blender and then smear them over his face in celebration… I shit you not.

Cut to the second view… This involves a loving lesbian couple, trying for another son, surrounded by family and in tears that this ‘mistake of a Trump win’ could happen…
When one of the said lesbian couple gets a glimpse of a comic featuring a killer clown, this triggers a traumatic past event, and then in true American style, the inevitable trip to the shrink..

Once there, she breaks down, and explains how she felt ‘so safe with Barack’, but can’t handle the thought of darker days under Trump. This leads the shrink trying to console her with the fact it will only be temporary, and better days will be back again soon..
This even featured a killer clown, so happy to go around randomly stabbing, that he wouldn’t be out of place in London. No doubt, later on in the series, he’ll be made Trump’s chief advisor.

American Horror story ‘Cult’ will have you terrified… But for all the wrong reasons..

Nominated by: Rev R. Sleeker

In the pantheon of ugly wimmin politicians Annie “Ken” Dodd brings a new layer of horror and hypocrisy.

A raddled little woman, of dubious personal hygiene with frizzy hair who looks permanently startled, as if she had found David Lammy under her bed wearing nothing but a big grin and a ton of warpaint, she sounds as daft as she looks.

Appearing at the virtual Kweer Charmer show this week, she will call for more spending propping up failing businesses, creating “jobs” (funny how politicians however inept have “careers” while everyone else just have to be content with “jobs”), at the same time of accusing the government of “cavalier spending on the pandemic”.

I would suggest that there would have been little difference in the way the Starmer charmer, and his bunch of feminists and poofters coped with the Covid19 situation, because it is unique.

If he is to be believed, the shadow Home secretary NIcklous Double-Barrell is always scampering off to seek the advice of Anthony Blair and Gordon Brown which they are always “extremely” happy to give. I am sure this extreme advice, especially from Brown who sold off the nations gold reserves for a pittance, and signed another EU treating doing us down, sneaking in at night to do it, and Blair, who took this country to war on a false prospectus, pissing billions against the wall to do it, would have been just as “extreme” as Boris and co.

What they really need to guide them, little Nick and Anal-ease Dodds, of course, is input from that financial genius who just happens to be the worlds leading amateur epidemiologist on all things Covid, Len McClusky – he will tell the Dame what to do. He always does.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

I’ll keep it short. Starbucks have jumped on the Trans Bandwagon for their advertising campaign. I suspect most of us have seen the ads by now. And I suspect I’m not the first to nominate them as you are reading this as an add on to a more detailed nomination.

Inclusively rammed down your throat by a 14″ cock of LGBTQwERTYUIOPADFGHJKL terrorism.

And what the fuck is a ‘flat white’?

(Anyone who says they love coffee or really knows their coffee and shops at Starfucks is an ignorant cunt for whom I have but one word: Lavazza – NA)

Nominated by: YourCuntingDaughter

A peace and joy to all mankind cunting please for the gift that is Christmas.

Apparently the annual cuntfest is just around the corner according to my local pub who have just put out their Yuletide menus, and the wankstains at Sony Movies who are going to be showing wall to wall Xmas themed films on their Classic channel from 24th September.

Presumably in an effort to cheer everyone up they are determined to make people’s lives even more miserable by inflicting the festering pile of dog shit on us a couple of weeks into Autumn.

This has to be the icing on the Christmas cake for what has been a truly cuntish year (2020 should be Isac Cunt of the Year on it’s own). Annus mirabilis my arse.

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt The First

I’d like to nominated those fucking tosser cunts at Hermes.

I’m not going to call them a courier company because they’re not capable of delivering a fucking smartie !

What a bunch of fucking cunts they are….after losing 7 of my ebay parcels over a 2 year period they’ve now started placing my address label on other people’s orders. ……that’s right….I’m not receiving my orders but getting shit that I don’t want and belongs to someone else.

I wish some invisible force would vaporize this company into oblivion!

Nominated by: Ralph whiteman