Restoration and Renewal Sponsor Body and Delivery Authority.

Who dat? Well it seems this is the body which decides where the House of Lords can be located and they wont consider York. In fact they say moving out of London raises constitutional questions.

I bet it fucking does. A London based collection of faceless, unelected cunts want to keep this geriatric gravy train in London.

Nip in from London home. Nip into Lords and collect money. Nip into London club, no not the RAOB or Miner’s Welfare, a Whitehall club. Eat and drink taxpayer’s money. Fuck off back to London home.

Oh the dedication to public service.

What a fucking surprise that they dont want to go anywhere else

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble .

28 thoughts on “Restoration and Renewal Sponsor Body and Delivery Authority.

  1. So this body exists simply to perpetuate the trainload of daily gravy ? This whole fucking governmental system needs torn down and by revolution if necessary.
    As for the move to York , I would far rather it were removed to the History Bin and demolished.

  2. Stick the cunts on a decommissioned oil rig in the North Sea, further North the better.

  3. Didn’t a cunt from the H of L furlough himself from his own company?
    Both houses are crammed full of vile self serving vermin so it came as no surprise.
    I’d rather have Himmler running the show.
    Fuck Off.

  4. York, Sheffield and even Birmingistan – (given its relatively central location) would all make better locations for our government than Landan. Winchester and Colchester too given, like York, their prestige as former capitals.

  5. Bottom of the Thames would be suitable.

    The Lords is a waste of money, if there is a need for a review of Commons legislation then that’s fine but it doesn’t need hundreds of geriatric cunts.

    Cunts.

    • I’ve always said the Thames flood barrier is a waste of money.
      I can’t think of a place more worthy than Londonistan to be under forty feet of water.

  6. I propose Blackpool-plenty of fried food, curry houses and other junk food establishments for all our wonderful members of that house who were almost certainly elected for their services to not being white🧐.

  7. Send them to Brussels when(if) we finally leave as a parting gift, a couple of hundred useless money grabbing chancers would fit right in.

    • Well Boris isnt going to do shit.
      Our “new Churchill” is busy filling the Lords with his chums.
      Not a chance theyll get shipped out of London!
      All the snotty eateries and rentboys there!
      Gracious no!
      Cant find a private place from the media to dress as a baby and have madam whip you and shove a dildo up your arse in York!
      And you cant understand northerners, they growl, didnt go the right schools.
      No London it is and shall ever be,
      Right Barnaby, Tobias has warmed up the ball gags, another round of grease up the rentboy?

  8. Apparently the HOL is necessary as part of a system of legislative checks and balances.
    Unfortunately it’s full of cunts.

  9. I like the idea of an elected upper house and more reform to ensure they attend all day, not just clock in and bugger off to get their expenses.

    They can all go and sit in premises in some shithole of which there are plenty to choose from e.g. Watford, Luton, Birmingham. If it must be London then take a pick from Croydon, Tottenham, Hackney, Aldgate East, Forest Gate, Catford, Lewisham etc etc etc.

  10. These piss stained, addled brained, self serving bastards seem to block independence whenever possible. Strange seeing as their power wouldn’t be tolerated anywhere else.
    The best place for the House of Lords would be Mogadishu.

  11. House them all in Broadmoor. Failing that, Porton Down could probably use some more ‘mammalian analogues’.

  12. Herd all the cunts inside, then set fire to the place. Any that manage to stagger out, turn the flamethrowers on them.
    Total waste of time and money, and all cunts.
    Good morning.

    • We don’t want these smelly deviants in York! Bad enough with chinks and smack rats!
      Wall, throw HOL members over, long drop – sorted.
      Get rid – not needed, not necessary, and a permanent reminder of how much the rich and privileged fuck us over.
      Need Cromwell in charge of this.

  13. The only cheap boozer in the world where they pay you to turn up. Invitation only.

  14. When I was a lad, the Houses of Parliament were still regarded as a hideously overelaborate late Victorian horror of no cultural merit whatever. Burn it and its contents down. Give it five years to see if the outcome for government is good or bad. If bad, institute a much smaller elected assembly meeting in a parsimonious purpose-built chamber. Coincident with that, shoot anyone with a PPE degree in the Commons, thereby accomplishing considerable and overdue cross-party reform at a stroke.

  15. These nonentities love to give themselves titles so we have ludicrous made-up names like Lord Glenamara of the Glenriddings (real name Ted Short), Lord Renton of Huntingdon in the County of Cambridgeshire (David Renton), Baroness Scotland (Patricia Janice Scotland), Baron Wilson of Rievaulx (Harold Wilson), Baroness Mone of Mayfair (Michell Mone who is actually from Glasgow) Baron Erkine of Alloa Tower of Alloa in the County of Clackmannanshire (James Erskine) etc. Scrap the lot of them.

    • Never understood what Scotland, the country, has to do with Baroness Scotland (sic) of Dominica, brought up in East London, practised English and Dominican law, Advocate General (briefly) for Northern Ireland, no mention of any Scottish connection in Wikipedia…?

      • She has nothing to to do with Scotland. It’s just that her surname is Scotland, the same way some cunts have the surname England.

      • D’oh!

        Fuck me, I really need to engage brain before activating keyboard. What a complete cunt.

  16. The Restoration and Renewal Sponsor Body and Delivery Authority.
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    • The Sponsor Body for Renewal and Restoration and Delivery Authority.
      The Renewal and Restoration Sponsor Body Delivery Authority.
      The Sponsor Body Authority for Restoration and Renewal.
      Yes that last one. That’s the best I can make of it.

  17. I don’t care if they are MP’S or Lords, I’d do away with all this second home shite and rent a Travelodge for the cunts to stay in; London or wherever. Would save fucking millions!

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