A pebble dashed, burning ring cunting for that diabolical malady with the Medical term of “Gastric Upset ” but better described as “a dose of the Screaming Shits. ”

For two days now I have not been able to be more than a few steps away from the throne as the bubbling volcano in my guts keeps erupting without warning. All I have had to eat is dry toast and am trying to keep hydrated.

I suspect it all started from a dodgy seafood Pizza. I have never had it as bad as this before. My freckle is red raw from all the scouring and blotting.

Any fellow cunters know of a quick cure? Immodium has done fuck all and the antibiotics have not kicked in.

Nominated by: Grumpy Old Cunt

(Enjoy your breakfast! – Admin)

Before lockdown, my choice of exercise was swimming. Something you can do now but not here in Leicester, but that’s not the cunting. It’s the apps. ‘How many steps have you done? Loads, probably because I’ve got the runs.’ Fuck off, you cunt.

I’m not allowed to go swimming, I’ve devised a speedwalk up and down three hills that I do three time times a week to assist with keeping me fit (can’t run, bad back – as an aside I’m listening to knee grows bitch about whatever on the fahkin’ news).

I’ve had few but fitness apps deserve a cunting.

CUNTS!

(Sorry admin. I’ve had ‘a few’)

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

Local lockdowns are cunts, or more specifically the people that cause them.

I live in one of the areas recently highlighted where infection rates are on the rise. It’s no surprise to me that all of these areas have a large proportion of a particular demographic of people living within them. I’m sure you can guess I’m referring to a peaceful community, who delight in regular gatherings with bare feet. Now I’m not about to say this is all their fault, but there’s no coincidence that all the areas affected have higher than average Asian populations.

Just as with most issues; crime, sexual abuse, paedophilia, poverty. These communities don’t believe that it’s their problem, but it fucking well is! These communities need to learn that if they continue to ignore hygiene and social distancing advice, more of them will die. Not only that but they’re putting every other cunt at risk too. I hope the government does undertake an in depth review as to why the virus seems to affect more BAME communities than white. They’ll no doubt obfuscate the real reason though and no doubt blame white people for touching more than one bag of chicken dippers whilst in the supermarket.

Nominated by: elcuntio

Right, I would like to cunt Newcastle United fans. Yesterday (30th July) it was announced that the proposed takeover of the club by a Saudi consortium was off. How do Newcastle fans react? By saying that ‘the club is dead”, they’re ‘crying their eyes out” and other such nonsensical rhetoric. Yeah, because there totally aren’t clubs like Bury, Hull, Bolton, Wigan, Macclesfield, Oldham and Southend who are in a far worse position than they are. For as big a cunt as Mike Ashley is he has brought them a degree of financial stability and there are far worse owners than him out there, and the reaction of Newcastle fans to the takeover news has demonstrated just how deluded and lacking in self awareness they are in regards to that fact.

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

This is the group that marched through Brixton(where else) with other groups , demanding reparations on Afrikan Emancipation Day.

F F Force stands for Forever Family Force. Sounds quite innocent doesn’t it until you realise it doesn’t include honky families like yours or mine bruv.

You’ll get the true picture when you click on the link below. However, be warned, it will superheat your piss in seconds.

These cunts are a paramilitary force, dressed in black t shirts, berets and some wearing stab vests. The photos paint a really sinister picture. Perhaps it’s the replacement Met Police force warming up? Equally fuckin’ threatening is the message some posters give eg. You’re lucky it’s only reparation we’re after and not revenge.

Now if this had been one of the “many” far right groups trying to spread a message of hate, there’s not one Doc Martin would be allowed to touch the street. However, in this present climate, anything BLM is not off limits.

This gutless government and Met Police Force are now reaping what they’ve sown.
This all goes back to the time hate preachers could say what they wanted on London’s streets, followed by Extinction Rebellion forcing London to a standstill.

If you don’t draw a line on these “freedoms” early on then it becomes harder to establish when lines have been crossed.

Fuck the Friggin’ Force.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8583555/Dozens-protesters-aiming-lock-Brixton-march-London-streets.html

Nominated by: Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt 

and a late late late addition from W. C. Boggs 

IMARM AYTON

An I-gets-weary-and-sick-of-tryin’ cunting please for this malodrous little tart (or is it? could it be a tall bloke doing drag in black face?), who with her equally ugly sidekicks prance up and down in paramilitary garb “defending” those poor downtrodden little darkies:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8607797/Activist-feted-Vogue-heart-paramilitary-style-black-power-protest-group.html

If only that littkle shitstain Sadiq Khan hadn’t sold Boris’s water cannons at a knockdown prize, these arrogant bleeders could have been given their first decent wash since mammy took them home from the maternity unit.

What is even worse is that the FFF group are not only threatening civil unrest, they have two brain cells amongst them – her leader, a confirmed anti-Semite says he has 100 members tooled up with martial arts training who “could replace the police” (what for the whole of London sonny?, your compatriots are everywhere in London in virtually every one of the 32 boroughs). There wouldn’t be enough to have one at every chiggun shop in East London, let alone Brixton.

The biggest laugh of the lot is that this down to earth lassie is the cover girl for the white privleged magazine Vogue. The brainless meet the brain dead – a match made in hell.

Mammy!…………….