I always enjoyed Hollywood bad boy Charlie Sheen´s performance as the narcissistic playboy with a house on Malibu beach, an endless stream of bimbettes and his loser brother, Alan, who was the butt of his jokes.

When Sheen was fired for slagging off the show´s producer, he was replaced by a heartthrob called Ashton Kutcher who I had never heard of. He was supposed to be a 30-something software billionaire who bought Charlie´s house and allowed Alan to stay on.

I´ve just seen some of programs with him and they are totally unfunny as Kutcher does not have an ounce of Sheen´s acting ability or charm. The plots revolve around fart jokes, slapstick “comedy” in which Alan is constantly being injured and taken to hospital and scenes in which everyone takes pot and starts giggling and laughing.
No wonder this untalented bunch are laughing. Kutcher earns US$700,000 per episode and Alan, played by Jon Cryer, gets US$620,000.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Are the Uighurs or Uyghurs, depending on your spelling preference, a household name for you? I’m guessing that like me, you’ve never ever heard of them.

Whilst waiting for some actual ‘news at ten’ this evening, particularly about when we can go about our normal lives again, I had to actually wonder what country I was living in.

Would you believe that the first item on ITV news tonight was about these folk, who are largely ‘muslim travellers’ that have resided for centuries in an area of the land where the ghastly flu that we have endured for the last 6 months stemmed from. They are whinging that they are being targeted and victimised by the government of their country.

As the ‘news’ continues to play in the background whilst I type, a record 409 English Channel rubber dinghy surfers seem to have been welcomed to our Kent shores today by the authorities. Great!! I still cannot see how this invasion of our Country is allowed to continue, day after day!

On a more positive note, the Sparkles look to have struck a deal with a TV content provider that will pay their household bills for the next 5 years. Possibly a small relief for the UK taxpayer, but a kick in the teeth for subscribers to Nutfucks.

Pour me another brandy and coke; the world is going beyond crazy!!

Nominated by: knobrot 

A cunting for Rollapig Katie Price again.

This attention seeking fuckmonkey is getting her boyfriend to push her around looking for paparazzi to take pictures of her in a wheel chair, wearing support boots for broken tib\fib fractures and snapped achilles heel tendon.

Now katie has chronic arthritis, i hasten to add this chronic condition didn’t stop attempts at the London marathon and SAS who dares wins not to mention all the running around trying to get her face in the papers.

My theory is that she has had some snatch reducing surgery, or boob job or face lift and is trying to drum up some interest, probably another book written by someone else, or i wonder why everyone thinks im a cunt tv series…

So sorry dumbass no one cares fuck off you muppet…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

This disturbing pile of dog shit seems to have slipped under the radar.

It’s an Australian children’s TV currently been shown on CBBC (where else.) Now before anyone sends the rozzers round I do not make a habit of watching kiddie’s TV, I had the extreme misfortune to catch a glimpse of this bollocks whilst channel hopping in a state of an intensely bored stupor last night.

There were three diversely different girls (one white one, one black one, and one with a bit of shite on) and they were talking about going swimming when they asked the white one what swimsuit she was going to wear as she is……..transsexual.

Yep, that’s right a twelve year old girl who thinks she is boy in a programme being broadcast to the nation’s youth. If this isn’t indoctrination I don’t know what is and fuck the BBC for showing it. And Layla Lalaland Moron wants these fuckers to have the vote when they can’t even work out what sex they are.

Here’s what a couple of other people think about it one of which is actually written by a trannie.

https://www.express.co.uk/comment/expresscomment/1325696/BBC-left-wing-bias-BBC-transgender-program-first-day-gay-lesbian-bisexual

https://www.rt.com/op-ed/498866-transgender-bbc-children-propaganda/

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt The First 

Steve Bray, the anti-Brexit gobshite who spent so long in Parliament Square, disrupting TV interviews and being a general pain the arse, deserves a new nomination.

Go on, admit it, you thought he was gone, didn’t you? Well you were wrong. Did you really this workshy cockwomble would give up and find gainful employment so easily? You were wrong there too. Because Bray is back!

I don’t know what his beef is this time, but apparently he has now taken to either standing at a fake checkpoint or goose stepping around Parliament Square dressed as a Soviet era Red Army officer. (Probably envious of Captain Tom – DA)

For fuck’s sake Bray. You spent four years making a complete twat of yourself, for a cause that you and all the other sad remainers have well and truly lost. Give the fuck up. You were a cunt before this, now you’re a contender for cunt of the year.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw