I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again for the record. If Joe wants to put on a wig and a dress and call himself Josephine, that’s fine by me. If your name’s Josephine but you want to get a dick grafted on and call yourself Joe, then equally that’s fine by me. If you want to identify as agender, androgyne or intersex, go right ahead. It’s your business, and no skin off my nose.

BUT… just don’t go on about it. And on, and on… as though it’s actually something to be proud about, and something that we’re all expected to be pleased about. Even worse, don’t go on about it on somebody else’s behalf, simply as a means of demonstrating your ‘woke’ credentials to the world.

Take Hollywoke for example, where live and work some of the most self-righteous ‘woke’ individuals on the face of the planet.

Latest off the ‘woke’ production line is ‘Star Trek: Discovery’. The wonderfully named Michelle Paradise, the show’s executive producer, just can’t stop gushing that ‘Star Trek has always made a mission of giving representation to under-represented communities because it believes in showing people that a future without division on the basis of race, gender, gender identity or sexual orientation is entirely within reach’.

So wait for it… the studio has announced that it will be introducing the show’s ‘first non-binary and transgender characters in the forthcoming third season (sic)’.

Well whoopee-fucking-do. You couldn’t get on quietly and just do it, could you? No, you’ve got to make a huge fucking production number about it all, about how ‘warm’ and ’empathetic’ and ’empowered’ the characters are. Nothing to do, of course, about wanting to impress the whole world about how ‘right on’ and ‘progressive’ YOUR credentials are.

I used to love ‘Star Trek’, but it lost its soul years ago; just take a look at ‘Picard’ if you want to see just how far into bedwetting identity politics it’s sunk. What a bunch of snivelling, virtue-signalling, up their own arse wankstains.

Do you want a fucking medal struck?.

Oh do fuck off; warp factor ten!

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(Gives a whole new meaning to the Captain’s Log – DA)

…for this…

’65 days to save the Earth …
… we’re all in. Are you?

On November 4, a day after the presidential election, the US will formally withdraw from the Paris agreement on constraining global heating. It’s urgent that we tell the world what this means, and the Guardian is pulling out all the stops to do so. Will you help us by supporting our journalism?’

Fuck off, you cunts.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/aug/13/trump-exiting-paris-accord-will-harm-us-economy-lse-research?ref=hvper.com

Here in England we take our favourite foods seriously and do not like them to be messed around with, the Cornish pasty, fish and chips and the iconic full English brekkie. Only Heston Blumencunt hasn’t got the message and decided to reinvent the wheel and put the full English breakfast into sandwich form.

I don’t where to start with this. Coffee tasting ketchup, baked bean-tasting bread, cannellini beans in sauce or the fact some twat will pay £3.80 for it from everyone’s favourite middle-class greasy spoon, Waitrose.

Blumenthal comments he put the sarnie together so Brits could “satisfy the craving, anytime, anywhere”, typical of todays world, every fucking thing has to be instant or on demand to the whims of whiny me me me cunts. One of life’s small pleasures is a quiet weekend with the paper and a full English and enjoying it before the vegan mentalists ban it or BLM declare it racist.

So Heston, leave off our grub and stick to stiffing gullible wankers flogging them tramps toenails in their compost bin souffle.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

(Apparently, she has “self-cancelled” in shame! – DA)

I cannot tell a lie, as we are dealing with the George Washington University, so oi vey, have I got some chutzpah for you in the shape of Ms. Krug, a white academic

Jewish woman who has spent her life, and had a very well paid job as a professor already, posing as a black woman:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54008495

It seems the dear lady decided to “come out” yesterday as it seems she would otherwise be outed, as another white/black female academic was 5 years ago.

Surely this is cultural appropriation with knobs on.

As that woman on Russell Howard’s Good News used to say “liquid ass”.

If there is any justice the old fraud will lose her job and find employment at KFC. Fries with that please Jess.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

…and seconded by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

How’s about a belly laugh of a cunting for this woke, victim, identity cunt.:-

A prominent activist and professor of African American history at George Washington University has admitted that she has been pretending to be a black woman.
Jessica Krug, 38, wrote on the blog website Medium that her various identities have been built on a “toxic soil of lies” and she is in fact a white Jewish woman from Kansas City.
In a now-deleted online biography, Ms Krug referred to herself as “an unrepentant and unreformed child of the hood”.

Oy Vey, a child of the ‘hood. Fuck me drunk what is it with these needy fuckers.
Anyway, it cheered me up on a grey morning.