I would like to cunt low-level, low-IQ trolls. They seem to have infested this site in the last 24 hours (or maybe) for whatever reason but they are starting to get on my tit.

I wouldn’t mind it if they had some smarts or originality about them but they fucking don’t!!

They just seem to be basement-dwelling, democrat-voting lefties from the US who know fuck all about anywhere else (which is pretty much most Yanks) but seem to come on here in order to stir shit up but in the most blatant way.

If they came on and slated Avi Yemini or Tommy Robinson I would understand but they don’t even seem to have even the mental capacity to do that.

Nominated by: Two In The Stink 

…and seconded by Dark key cunt 

IsAC trolls.

You can fuck off. IsAC seems to have many more contributors now and that’s great but while you may be a cunt, don’t be a cunt here. Others have mentioned this and so must I. However, I wish to list a few contributors who are legends on these pages.

Lord Fiddler
MNC
B&WC
Jack the Cunter
Techno,
Dio
Imitiation Yank
Moggie63 (local lad)
That person who has the woman with mud on her face
The person who has the thonged woman’s arse
Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt
Kiwicunt
RTC
Apologies to those I have missed but I’m cunted so fuck off.

We are all cunts!

(Remember : don’t feed them! – DA)

I am just recovering from an onslaught of snowflake / millennial envy.

We had some young relatives over and the talk got around to getting a job and buying a house. Apparently,  in my youth you could walk into any job and houses were dirt cheap.

Well, I don’t remember it that way at all. In the mid 70s I tramped in and out of employment agencies in central London looking for work. I recall plain as day that when I said I wasn’t interested in one particular job the consultant gave me a lecture about 3 million being unemployed.  Then when I did secure a modest post no way could I afford even a flat share in the city. Instead I commuted at a cost of £1K a year on a salary of less than £3K. Mortgage? In Herts? You are joking.

They were bloody hard to get then, there were the high street banks who were as tight as a drum or a few building societies who wanted you to save with them for years first.  When eventually I did buy a flat at 26 we had to move miles away where property was cheaper. Will they listen? Will they hell.

Now I am not saying that today’s youngsters have it easy.  And George Osborne made it harder by placing the burden of debt on Joe Public rather than the greedy, grasping fecking banks and doing away with 100% or even 95% deals and introducing “affordability” criteria. Most youngsters who pay rent could afford to buy if they didn’t need to find £20-30K deposit.

Even so this generation has no interest in saving at all. Get it spend it. I say to them put away £200 a month and in a year you have £2.5K. Don’t go abroad for holidays (dumping £1.5K in Ibiza) don’t order takeaways or eat out, buy a few less designer clothes and you can double that. They look at me with disgust. What?  Go without all my luxuries for a few years? To buy a house? Never. OK,  interest rates are crap now but what good was 15% pa when inflation was raging?

They laugh at property prices in the 80s but I try to tell them £30K was a LOT of money when you only earned a fraction of it. I don’t think maths is their strong point.

Nope, they are convinced. We had it easy. They’ve got it tough. All our fault. We ruined it for them.

What a bunch of entitled whingers!

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

(Hmm. Take away their phones, tablets and computers for a week, and see how they cope the way we had to! – DA)

Gary Lineker.

I’d like to cunt this goat-jugged stroker, please. This cunt is paid over one and a half million of Her Majesty’s Finest British Pounds for hosting Match Of The Day. Under two hours a fucking week. The idle gobshite doesn’t even host Match Of The Day 2 on a Sunday. The BBC shoehorn a token wimmin into that, usually Gabby ‘Mrs Punch’ Logan. So, for under two hours a fucking week and the odd international game, this big-eared, goatee-bearded parasite pulls in more loot a fucking year than the entire staff of my ambulance station. With the bunce this cunt is on, he should be presenting ANYTHING to do with football. Anything.

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

….and a belated follow up by Freddie the Frog

Oh yes, our old friend, lover of poor bearded refugee children, the BBC’s favourite money grabbing p*nce.

Has anyone seen his latest “fish and chips” video?
Unfortunately I don’t have the technical competence to post it myself but there are plenty of cunts on here that do.

Just take a look at it…….it requires no comment from me. You be the judge.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12572105/gary-lineker-refugees-fish-chips-britain-ad-house/

…and thirded by Cuntybollocks 

Gary Lineker

A deconstructionalist bullshite cunting please, for the jug eared goal hanging crisp muncher.

Yes, I dare any of you to watch his latest video claiming that Fish and Chips wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for refugees. First off, he’s wrong. The bloke was a honky (if it was him) who was a legal immigrant from France, not an illegal African taking his chances on a dingy for benefits. The first chippy may have opened elsewher (in Lancs), but he didn’t mention that.

Basically, he uses the post modern/deconstructionalist bullshit approach to break things down until they are nothing (for whitey/Britain). I reckon he’s dong this as he’s kiss arsing his woke employers, the BBC.

I can deconstruct that lions are the same as apples using this approach (go back to the big bang and we come from cosmic dust etc). It’s absolute bollocks.

I hear he’s taking in an invader. I bet he fucking doesn’t unless they’re carefuly vetted. I hope he gets an non vetted psychotic extremist who shits on his bed, ties him up, opens his arsehole to new levels and robs him blind, the bellend.

Another cunt trying to belittle the achievements of Britain. A traitor.

An emergency counting for our so called Conservative party that are really stretching their power into the private lives of citizens in a way that can only be described as totalitarian.

After weeks of being told to get off our arses back to work and eat out to help out we are now being put back in our boxes being told we will be arrested and fined if we dare to have more than 6 people in our own private property whilst still being told to get our arses back to work and spend to give the treasury more of our counting money.

Are they blaming their fuck ups on testing, PPE discharging Covid positive and untested hospital patients back into care homes ,their botched app or their vague messages being undermined by Dominic Cumstains and his bullshit eye test at Barnard Castle Robert Jenricks trip to his parents and Gove getting a test on his daughter to avoid self isolating amongst many other things ??Are they fuck.No it is young people who bed wetting man sized school prefect and all round duplicitous condescending cuntflaps Hancock states are in danger of ” killing Granny”.Well after nearly 20000 deaths in care homes just under half our total occuring under his watch following his own department saying beds needed to be freed up and Covid positive patients could be safely cared for in their care homes that’s a bit fucking rich.

I have worked in a care home through this pandemic and live with my seriously ill father.The stress has been off the scale.Im 26 and have adhered pretty rigorously to all guidelines and it has been miserable.Now the government dare to strip our rights away again for a virus killing less than heart disease cancer and suicide and one that is certainly not overwhelming the NHS.

I have seen first hand Doctors trying to put suspected Covid on death certificates of people that recently tested negative.I am not a conspiracy theorist but that makes me incredibly suspicious.

I probably wouldn’t meet more than 6 people anyway but the fact that these incompetent cunts headed by Bojo the clown are dictating how we live our lives while taking our money and letting any Mohammad Mohammad or other Mohammad into the country on a dinghy really boils my piss.

Fuck the Government and Fuck Boris.Are we going to turn into a police state whenever seasonal flu comes around which kills around 20000 a year.What an absolute shitshow. We still have the highest death toll in Europe and a massive recession yet these cunts pontificate to us with as much disdain as you can imagine.

If I wanted to live in a totalitarian nanny police state I would have voted for Corbyn!

Cuntservatives!

Nominated by Shaun of the Dead 69

Inbreed tory toff Grant is bringing in measures to fine any vehicles parking on a kerb with a fine of £70.

He wants the pavements clear for pedestrians, baby buggies, mobility scooters, and has a thing about ‘cycle lanes’ the chinless little cunt loves them!

Now I regularly park on pavements not because im a cunt (am a bit!?). But because on some roads and lanes in Derbyshire & Cheshire if I didn’t I’d block the whole road off!

Now this greedy little tory toad sees it as a quick earner but for people like me, all I’ll do is tell my customers I cant do the job unless they pay the parking fine,

So wont effect me but will effect others, including elderly people who have home delivery from supermarkets etc.

How about instead of taxing the people who voted you into power you fix the fuckin roads and tax cyclists in the form of licenses and road safety tests and insurance?

Grant, you ginger posh twat hope a HGV ploughs through your rentboys bungalow you tory twat!?

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt 

(TBH, when I first saw his name I thought it was some cheap German beer! – DA)