Celeb Non-expats

With the US election looming large and the prospect of another four years of The Donald in charge has reinvigorated Hollywood celebrities with a new bout of ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’. I just read about Tommy Lee, drummer for the heavy metal band Motley Crue and perhaps more famous for bar room brawls, stints in rehab and the infamous sex tape with Baywatch slapper, Pamela Anderson, threatening to leave the US and move to Greece if Trump is re-elected.

Maybe Tommy doesn’t read about current European affairs much, Greece is a bankrupt shithole even before Covid, its financial balls in a German vice, overrun by Third World parasites and massive unemployment.

He’s not alone though, remember four years ago when a slew of posturing Hollywood wankers threatened to leave the USA and move elsewhere when Trump was busy sticking a MAGA size 12 up Hilary’s arse in the polls? Cher, Barbara Streisand, Spike Lee all wet the bed and announced they were off, most laughably of all was Samuel L. Jackson who wanted to move to murder and rape capital of the world South Africa. Maybe he wanted to reconnect with his roots and live in a tin shack in a Joburg township and clean the windscreens of expensive honky cars.

Needless to say not one of these cuntwipes went anywhere, all still making a living flogging their shit music and dull films in a country they despise all the while taking advantage of its constitutional laws on free speech to constantly criticise Donald Trump.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Noel Ignatiev

An oy vey my life already nomination for hirsute Marxist former steel worker soon to become noted ‘historian’ (yeah, stories alright) Noel Ignatiev.

Another clown using their precious,elitist ethnicity to deny their own skin colour and project all blame for the worlds ills on ‘whiteness’. In other words, everyone else not in the tribe.

Where have we heard this claptrap before? 80 years of demonizing Germans but when the jackboot is on the other foot, well, that’s ok,innit.

What this intellectual colossus claims is that the extinction of a group of people would be a good thing only goes to show the sheer chutzpah of someone whose own tribe have bleated their victimhood for decades.

Here’s some examples:
https://www.azquotes.com/author/33287-Noel_Ignatiev

Wikipedia will also attest to this shit stirring racists beliefs should anyone wish for further corroboration of the thoughts of Chairman Noel..

He really should have changed his forename given the potential Christian connotations of that word.

Don’t forget kids: “treason to whiteness is loyalty to humanity”, but for now at least,he’ll have another shit stirrer nestling alongside him in the sewers of Hades , enjoy your co-habiting with Darth Bader Ginsberg.

Proceed, walk this way to the lampshade and soap (and other fairy-tales) plant.

Nominated by: Cuntlestiltskin

(Just a quick note: this old cunt died in November 2019 – DA)

Unpersoning in the UK

It now seems that having the wrong political opinions can have you, as Orwell would put it, ‘unpersoned’.

I recently saw a video in which two right wing activists (who do not promote violence at all) have had their UK bank accounts closed (Laura Tower and Mark Collett are their names, btw). Now, their views are very a little on the ‘savoury’ end of the spectrum, but they are against violence (but want to make sure white Brits are a large majority in their own country).

Personally, I disagree with some of the things they say, but seeing banks close their accounts because they don’t like their political opinions is scary. ‘But the banks are private companies. It’s up to them who they serve.’

Well…no. That should not be the case in a sane society. With the Rona we are being pushed towards a cashless society. Imagine trying to survive with no bank account in a cashless society?

You could also argue that the gas and electric companies could also refuse your custom on the same basis. Imagine coming home from work to your family to find your bank account closed and your gas and electric cut off for good. And all because the companies don’t like the way you vote?

Where does it end? I’ll tell you. Once the woke cunts get total control (and they’re close) you might be unpersoned yourself because you don’t believe men are women, for example. Or for the bollocks we all post on here.

Companies, particularly ones like banks, should not be permitted to refuse custom based on political persuasion.

Thin end of the fucking wedge, as they say.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Amazon DVD Cuntstomers

Thick cunts on Amazon are – well – cunts.

Usually ‘can’t be arsed’ fuckwits who order an American Region 1 DVD and then complain that it doesn’t play on their Region 2 UK DVD player. There is an alarmingly huge amount of these twats. How fucking hard is it to read DVD guidelines and know what’s what? Not hard at all. But scores of cunts do the ‘Bought it as a gift and disappointed it doesn’t work’.

No, it does work with the right equipment. It’s just that too many people in this country are fucking mongs.

Nominated by: Norman

Nicola Sturgeon (21)

Away the noo, she’s yearning for her ain folk – a kilt and bagpipes cunting please for the little lassie with her finger on the pulse, who is feeling “deeply depressed” at the prospect of a no deal Brexit:

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2020/10/16/sturgeon-a-frustrated-and-depresseda-by-prospect-of-no-deal-b/

Old Jock feels we should devote 100% of our time to Covid19 (as the BBC already does – and much good does it do them). I am sure her sentiments are echoed by Dame Kweer, Dominic Grieve, and the queer peers Mandy and Adonis, but the majority of us want to leave – HOW we leave, whether it is on Canadian, Australian or South Norwood terms is neither here nor there. It is clear Motherfucker Barnier never had or has any intention of a constructive “deal”.

The likes of surrender monkey Sturgeon have no doubt been hoping that Covid would scupper Brexit, hopefully Boris keeps his nerve and proves them wrong. If Sturgeon finds this too painful, perhaps she should have a chat with the McSamaritans.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs