Starbucks

I’ll keep it short. Starbucks have jumped on the Trans Bandwagon for their advertising campaign. I suspect most of us have seen the ads by now. And I suspect I’m not the first to nominate them as you are reading this as an add on to a more detailed nomination.

Inclusively rammed down your throat by a 14″ cock of LGBTQwERTYUIOPADFGHJKL terrorism.

And what the fuck is a ‘flat white’?

(Anyone who says they love coffee or really knows their coffee and shops at Starfucks is an ignorant cunt for whom I have but one word: Lavazza – NA)

Nominated by: YourCuntingDaughter

Christmas in September (8)

A peace and joy to all mankind cunting please for the gift that is Christmas.

Apparently the annual cuntfest is just around the corner according to my local pub who have just put out their Yuletide menus, and the wankstains at Sony Movies who are going to be showing wall to wall Xmas themed films on their Classic channel from 24th September.

Presumably in an effort to cheer everyone up they are determined to make people’s lives even more miserable by inflicting the festering pile of dog shit on us a couple of weeks into Autumn.

This has to be the icing on the Christmas cake for what has been a truly cuntish year (2020 should be Isac Cunt of the Year on it’s own). Annus mirabilis my arse.

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt The First

Hermes – Lost in the Post (2)

I’d like to nominated those fucking tosser cunts at Hermes.

I’m not going to call them a courier company because they’re not capable of delivering a fucking smartie !

What a bunch of fucking cunts they are….after losing 7 of my ebay parcels over a 2 year period they’ve now started placing my address label on other people’s orders. ……that’s right….I’m not receiving my orders but getting shit that I don’t want and belongs to someone else.

I wish some invisible force would vaporize this company into oblivion!

Nominated by: Ralph whiteman

Nick Thomas-Symonds MP

A join hands and contact the living, who the fuck is he? cunting please for this double-barrelled nonentity from Dame Kweer’s shadow cabinet.

Nicky is a boy who will go far – and he has to, because he is always buying new suits, as he wears out the knees of his trousers regularly. He came from nowhere and will doubtless return there very soon.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1336911/Tony-Blair-Keir-starmer-Labour-Party-news-Nick-Thomas-Symonds

On the eve of the “virtual” Labour conference, he admits he often has a bijou chatette with former leaders Anthony Blair and Gordon Brown who are “extremely ready to give advice”. Which he no doubt takes, I also have little doubt Mandy is also on hand to offer advice on the right sort of gimp suit to wear.

There can be little doubt that Dame Kweer talks to Blair as well, which is no doubt the reason Anthony says little in public about his beloved party – His will will be done on Earth as it is in Devon.

I can just imagine Nicky Double-Barrell, hovering and servile, and terribly anxious to be polite and respectful “May I like your arsehole Mr Blair – oh and yours too, Mr Brown?”.

They say a cat can look at a queen, and in the Starer Charmers case, obviously a Dame can look at a queen too There you have the confirmation Starmer is Blair Mark 2. The rubber boaters can throw away their oars – if Boris keeps underperforming a Starmer government will welcome them with open arms – and no paddling.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(Yet another Labour cunt who has never done a proper day’s work, according to Wiki – DA)

Nigeria, Blasphemy and Sharia Law

Nigeria is a cunt, isn’t it.

A 13-year-old boy has been sentenced to 10 years in prison in northern Nigeria. The crime? Blasphemy. Yes, Omar Farouq was convicted in a Sharia court in Kano State after he was accused of using foul language toward Allah in an argument with a friend. Blasphemy is not recognized by Nigerian law although Kano State, like most predominantly Muslim states in Nigeria, practises Sharia law alongside secular law.

By the bollock of Allah, that is harsh. 10 years in prison with menial labour. Give the little bastard a break. When I was 13 I was buying ten Embassy No:1 and Mad-Dog 2020 then attempting fingers & tops with a sultry goth girl before spanking the teenage magnanimous love-truncheon. Jumping Jehovah in a juicer, I used to spank the purple-throbbing yoghurt-squirter until only air came out.

I hope those caring, merciful Nigerians don’t import their shite laws here, especially their welfare of children.

By the bowels of Shiva, Blasphemy’s a cunt.
By the tiny todger of the Prophet Móhammad, Sharia Law is a cunt.
Jesus fucking Christ on a mobility scooter, Nigeria is a cunt.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous