This will make me popular…

Nomination: Right-wing cancel culture.

Back in 2016, I wrote a nomination for the Perpetually Offended…

https://is-a-cunt.com/2016/03/the-perpetually-offended/

You know the type – upper-class, wealthy, immensely privileged, time-rich individuals who spend all day online looking for stuff to pretend to be upset about in order to score lots of right-on points. Twitter is ground zero for these cunts. ‘Cancel culture’ is the deeply sinister idea that someone who offends against the pseudo-left groupthink of the day should not just be criticised but denied a platform or given deprived of their livelihood.

Mentalist German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche wrote “He who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself; and if you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss will gaze into you.” Some on the right seem determined to ape the pseudo-left ‘Woke’ arseholes and are developing a cancel culture all their own.

Ofcom apparently received 25,000 complaints about a dance troupe called Diversity on one of those crap ‘talent’ shows. But only about 1,000 of those complaints were received in the immediate aftermath of the broadcast. The rest appear to have been the result of an online campaign. You can’t complain about Woke cunts and their humourless moaning if your response is to do exactly the same to something you don’t like. Don’t turn into Mary fucking Whitehouse. Turn the fucker off! Companies like ITV will soon change their tune if their profits dip. Look what happened to Gillette and Nike, they soon forgot about being Woke when they started losing money.

Other people complained about some no-Mark comedienne called Sophie Duker making a joke on a Frankie Boyle show. I used to quite like Boyle when he was deliberately provocative and said things designed to piss people off. But now he just seems another bland BBC automaton. The biggest problem with Duker’s joke is that it simply wasn’t funny. The problem with most ‘comedy’ on the BBC is exactly this – it’s not funny. And just because I don’t like Nish Kumar means I must like Jim Davidson? Fuck off. Both Kumar and Davidson are desperately unfunny cunts. Whatever happened to Jerry Sadowitz?

If I may anticipate an objection to this nomination? The BBC is different because we have to pay whether we like it or not. I have some sympathy with this point of view but again, hit the cunts in the wallet. Don’t pay the BBC poll tax. Refuse entry to the Capita goons. Contact one of the many websites that show you how to avoid paying. Money. That’s what matters. Take money from the BBC and it will either change or die. Same with shit like Britains’s Got Talent. Less viewers means less advertising revenue. And remember, just because you don’t like something, doesn’t mean other people can’t watch it.

Free speech is for everyone from mad Maoists to Hitler-worshiping saddos. And everyone in between. As drunken, dissolute aristocrat Winston Churchill once said, “Everyone is in favour of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled. But some people’s idea of it is that they like, but if anyone else says anything back, that is an outrage,”

I do think that there are signs of a backlash against the humourless pedantry of the Woke. I’ve heard some kids at school use the phrase ‘did you just assume gender?’ in an ironic way. And some them use the word ‘Greta’ in much the same way that my friends and I used to say ‘Joey Deacon’ back in the early 80s.

What we need is more free speech not less. Except for the SNP of course. They are cunts.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

When will they leave us be. If it’s not politicians, it’s celebrities, if it’s not footballers it’s journalists, if it’s not musicians it’s actors.

Why don’t you and the media who feed you jump on Bransons shuttle flight to space for a one way white knuckle ride of a lifetime. As far as I can see your self pity, self obsessed, self righteousness is fucking any chance we’ve got of living relatively normal everyday lives.

It would be an exercise similar to that of Nazi germany in the concentration camp ‘we’re really sold on this freebie but a little concerned no ones come back yet?’ ‘Don’t worry this is as safe as anything controlled by money the IT infrastructure was built by Apple and Google, the rockets by Tesla and Virgin, the interior was designed by a team of celebrities headed by Meghan and Victoria, the plastics were compromised and made in China as it ran a little over budget, but overall as you can imagine these ships use some of the best designed state of the art technology money can by, you really are in safe hands even the sanitary systems use unique shit spreading technology this was a pet project of Putin he has a wonderful sense of humour and is very misunderstood’

Round all these cunts up sell them a lie and jettison them into space for a lonely isolated slow death…..seriously I would want a Nobel peace prize if I pulled it off.

Nominated by: RJ Cuntingham

A Freshers Week cunting please for the arriogant stupid kids going to university for the first time, who are being indulged by Wireless 4 (latest example World At One 25th September).

The poor little fuckers are crying so sore
Sad boys and girls are they
For they can’t get pissed at freshers week
And life’s such a frightful bore

I am sick of hearing posh girls and boys whinging that it is “unacceptable” that they have to stay in their rooms, can’t go to the pub and get drunk (we have just had a concerned mummy on – Jacasca has only been to the pub once since she went back for ther 2nd yar, poor love). Their lives are ended.

The silly mummy bitch thinks we ought to have more “test track and trace”

The 3Ts is the latest throwaway line for the stupid, just as in Blair’s day it was “make a difference”. Any airhead can say it.

Could we remind these little bastards that they go to university to learn, not to get permanently pissed as they entertain themselves in the playground.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(Looks like she’s having a difficult follow-through! – DA)

Lizzo – nope never heard of her either but she has apparently won a Grammy and she is black and she is fat and she has been on the cover of vogue. But why is she a cunt. . Let me explain, it is because Lizzo is getting her oversized knickers (Not panties) in a twIst because the body positive movement (The one that says it’s ok to be a fat lazy cunt) has gone mainstream and commercial and that fat cunts Like her are not feeling the full benefit of it. Lizzo has also said she sees a lot of ‘white girls’ who are curvy and not fat and therefore fat cunts Like her are being left out and it’s even more demeaning for her now the whites are apparently cashing in where she used to.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54292412

Lizzo I don’t have Abs and a six pack because it takes too much effort and I can’t be arsed to put the effort in but I can assure you if I want curves!!! like you It’s fucking easy. I sit on the couch eating cakes, sweets and ice cream. It’s a fucking sinch. That’s why you have to invent some fucking bull shit like body positive because fat cunts like you are too lazy to go for a fucking walk and to weak willed to walk past a donut shop.

Lizzo thinks being fat is normal, sorry Lizzo it fucking ain’t and by the way if you get Covid you are 50% more likely to die. So my advice is lockdown the fat cunts especially Lizzo or better still her get to sweat off a few pounds as a porter on a Covid ward.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

I have just watched his latest offering on Netflix “The Gentlemen”

Its just the same as all his other films. Ere geeza you caarnt, bollox with a cast of twats and the same old same old

A pint pot Scorsese who invented doing the same thing over and over again way before this twat.

I met him once . He was the most snobbish (im better than you) twat iv ever met.

Even “the irishman” was better than this shit. Oi Ritchie you’re not a cunt, you’re just a boring twat.

Nominated by: Smug cunt