(Pat Thane – looks like a well used air-raid shelter – DA)

The BBC news website carries this headline and goes on to discuss a load of balls produced by academics including Professor Pat Thane and another academic from our favourite university, Queen Mary College.

Hull ,Coventry and Portsmouth are cited as cities which were heavily bombed and today have high levels of social deprivation which have existed since before WW2. The attempted correlation between current urban deprivation and the number of bombs dropped is absolute bollocks. There is no mention of the most heavily bombed city ,London, presumably because it does not fit the warped model.

The cities subjected to the blitz were military and strategic targets. Coventry, Derby etc were major engineering centres which enjoyed high wages relative to the rest of the country; this continued in Coventry until the 1970s and still have exists in Derby.

Today , declining seaside towns such as Blackpool, Skegness, Hastings etc have high levels of deprivation ; I do not think that they were Luftwaffe targets.

It is so disappointing that alleged academics can produce such tosh. It is little wonder that students such duds if they have to listen such ‘experts’.

Nominated by: Guzziguy 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-54834759

MEP’s deserve a nomination.

Demonstrating perfectly, why the UK was right to vote to leave that corrupt cesspit, MEP’s have been whinging because their £300 per DAY living allowance is being cut, because they’re not able to attend the EU parliament due to the Flu Manchu.

“IT’S NOT FAIR. WE’LL BE FORCED INTO PENURY” these selfish, out of touch, self-important twats are screaming. Well, no, motherfuckers, what’s not fair is that hundreds of thousands (with more to follow) of people across the EU have lost their jobs due to lockdowns.

What’s not fair, is that unimportant cunts like MEP’s even receive a £300 per day allowance, when they already receive a salary of around £100,000 per year. THAT is what isn’t fair.

Anyone going to shed a tear for these poor, hard done by Euro cunts? No? Oh well.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

The Princess of Hearts and the BBC con.

Bashir is accused of forgery to induce the blessed St Diana to give her tell-all interview. (‘There are 3 people in this marriage, me, jug ears and a potted geranium’)

Wow. It must have taken some subtle subterfuge to get this publicity shy, shrinking violet to talk on camera. She does a lot of work for charidee you know, but doesnt like the exposure.

Fuck the BBC but this fuss over some fucking tittle tattle from an empty headed parasite is a bit over the top dontcha know. And perhaps a little late in the day. But hey, she still sells papers to the terminally half witted.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

…and seconded by: Quick Draw McGraw

Martin Bashir. I know there’s already a nomination, but I’m seconding it. Bashir stands accused of coercing the late Princess Diana into a doing an interview with him, buy showing her paycheques (which have conveniently been stolen) that had been forged by a graphic designer, to prove that staff at the Palace were selling stories about her. He also lied about the Queen being a comfort eater with a serious heart problem and that Prince Edward had terminal Aids.

The BBC have already carried out an investigation (back when Hall was director of news) and, surprise surprise, found him innocent. Now there’s going to be another one, which her Brother, Earl Spence is demanding be carried out independently. If that happens, the BBC will be well and truly fucked. They’re already widely despised by the British public, particularly licence payers. This could be the final nail in the coffin for the bunch of partisan, far left fucksickles.

The BBC was asked by several journalists to arrange an interview with Bashir so that he could explain himself, but they said he was badly ill with Flu Manchu. This was shot to pieces when Bashir was spotted out in public, buying a takeaway. Oh dear it clearly never occurred to the dumb shit that the press would be camped outside his home.

What the fuck, a vaccine from these dodgy cunts.

Has the world forgotten that they had to pay almost a billion $s in just one case.
A number of kiddies died or were mutated in Africa.

Paying Dr’s to favour their products that didn’t do the job.
Plus other under-the-counter dealings.

You would seriously be better off getting a sharpie pen, drawing a comical Groucho muzzie and glasses on your face then try and clean it off with a brillo pad and vim. Because you’ll feel such a cunt you won’t want to go out and stand a minute chance of catching something rather than trusting this shower of shite.

Nominated by: Halloween Cunthook

(For the purposes of corroboration we have included sources for the allegations in this nomination – DA https://abcnews.go.com/Business/pfizer-fined-23-billion-illegal-marketing-off-label/story?id=8477617

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/aug/11/pfizer-nigeria-meningitis-drug-compensation )

Greg Clarke has been forced to resign as Football Association chairman because of the words he used to describe coloured footballers to the DCMS select committee.

His words were variously described as ‘outdated’, ‘abhorrent’ and ‘language that does not encourage inclusion’.

So which words did he use? N*****s? B**** B******s?

No, he used the words ‘coloured footballers’.

No doubt the objections came from the same people who demand we now use the word ‘issues’ instead of ‘problems’.

So please tell me which words I have to use in order to save my job.

Oh I forgot, I’m retired. Thank fuck for that.

Nominated by: Allan 

(More here – DA https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/greg-clarke-resigns-fa-chairman-over-racist-remarks-about-black-players-1685800 )

.. and supported by Komodo 

Political football.

I really, really don’t do football, so I’m probably the least likely cunter to react to the frequent outbursts of idiocy emanating from the game. This one hit me between the eyes, though. Greg Clarke, who is a chairman or something, has been shown the red card or expelled or something for stating his opinion.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/11/10/english-fa-chairman-resigns-after-unacceptable-racism-storm

(At least Al-J isn’t the BBC or the Grauniad. Best I can do, sorry.)

‘Unacceptable racism’ is now defined as
1. Calling black people coloured.
2. Saying South Asians are more interested in IT than football.

Also now lumped in under ‘unacceptable racism’ are
3. Claiming that young girls are put off football because they don’t want to get hurt
4. Claiming homosexuality is a lifestyle choice.

I think that means Clarke has officially ticked all the ‘I’m Offended!’ boxes, millions of wokes are even now in floods of outraged tears, and that yet another poor cunt who said what he thought is destined for the celebrity graveyard.

If Clarke had been Professor of Bame and Woke Studies at Formertech University, then, fine, stating his views would rather have undermined the substance of what he was teaching. He certainly wouldn’t have got the tenure in the first place. But a sporting executive?

“I may not agree with what he’s saying, but I will defend to the death his right to say it.”. And I don’t even like football.