Tom Hanks remains a cunt and a disgrace to the film industry.
Not for anything in particular he may have done recently – although apparently his newest offering “News of The World” has been labelled “bland” and “one dimensional”. So what’s new? His films have consistently been utter shit:
Forest Gump – boring gurning shit
The Da Vinci Code – boring puzzle solver shit
The Ladykillers – shit remake
Saving Private Ryan – Americans won the war single handed shit
The Terminal – just plane shit
Castaway – boring shit on an island
The Green Mile – prison giant shit
Big – Massive shit
Captain Phillips – ship shit
(Insert/add any other Hanks film, it will be just as shit.)
If Hanks has a purpose at all, it must surely be to point up how brilliant James Stewart, Clark Gable, Humphrey Bogart, Marlon Brando and all real film stars were. For fuck sake, Hanks is such a cunt that he makes Ben Affleck look like a good actor.
Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea



