What an absolute cunt rule the EU foisted on us with this one!

You might have come across it. The EU, in their infinite all knowing god-like wisdom decreed from the ivory tower that is Brussels that the plebeians all across their jurisdiction needed more protection from financial fraud. Their gift to us all: PSD2, a rule that the security number on the back of a credit card won’t suffice and that a secondary security method must be added.

However, a bit like their equally cuntish “cookies policy”, there is no specific implementation detail. Some financial firms are better than others in the implementation. Unfortunately, there seems to be little option for me but to continue dealing with some of those that have made a pigs ear out of it. Like a site where it could take you ten minutes to “get rid of the cookie bollocks”, as opposed to others where a simple mouse click makes it go away, some financial firms have made PSD2 excruciatingly painful.

So what does a “good firm do”? They ask how you would like the secondary PIN – via email, landline or mobile. Most of the firms I am stuck with though insist on mobile only and, when I’m at home “Internet Shopping” I have no frigging mobile signal. “We are texting you a PIN and valid for 5 minutes”: shoes on, run up the lane waving mobile above my head like a lunatic hoping to catch a bit of a signal, text drops in, run home, shoes off and rush to key the code in, out of breath but 30 seconds to spare – swear about the bl**dy, f**king, w@**ing, cunts that are the EU ….and relax!

PSD2 is a cunt but like the cookie law, and countless other EU sh1te that I voted to get binned, BRINO ain’t going to get rid of it any time soon!

Nominated by: mikdys 

https://www.bbva.com/en/everything-need-know-psd2/

Being out in Rhodesia away from my native Pembrokeshire I often used to miss out on the local news and gossip, but these crimes actually made headlines further afield than Manorbier Golf course, when Rosemarket’s finest decided to go around burgling the locality, and had no qualms about eliminating any fucker who got in his way.

The old cunt should of got the rope (or shotgun blast to the face for poetic justice), but no, ITV have decided to glorify the killing spree of this cunt in a 3 part drama that appears to be also a multi coloured shit show of dar quay detectives (which I can assure you cunters most definitely don’t exist in Pembrokeshire) and ego stroked cunts who managed to catch a man who was blatantly guilty and just needed the last bit of DNA for the sealed conviction.

So far the chief constable (a dar quay of course) has given permission for the review, with interspersed scenes of John “I’m not a murderer” Cooper playing fucking darts and moping around cell.

I hope the thing gets more interesting, I wonder if they dramatise the part of him getting arrested up in Letterston, that footage makes me laugh like fuck, anyway I know the ending, sentenced to life of 3 square meals and sky tv, not much justice for his victims there,

What a cunt ITV is for glorifying him, cunts!!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11649104/reference

The Aussie cheese brand, which has been around for over 80 years, has decided to change its name after pressure from the usual mob.

My first thought was, ‘Well probably fair enough if they named way back when in such a way for a laugh,’ but it seems that is not the case.

Coon was just the surname of the original boss of the firm. Basically, you can’t name your company after yourself now if it offends some dull cunt.

I hear they’re now going to name it after one of the original owner’s nephews, a Mr. Biglips McJigaboooo.

God knows how this nom will work in WordPress, my apologies in advance, admin.

(Indeed. Please use your appalling imaginations when using the “c” word if you don’t want your comment to end up in the MQ – DA)

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-55628966

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

I would like to request an emergency cunting for the EU. The glorious Fourth Reich have got their shitty, star spangled eurodraws in a knot, because Pfizer and Astrazeneca have had production problems and will not be able to supply the agreed amounts of vaccine in the agreed timeframe.

Therefore, a diktat has been issued from the Fuhrerbunker, that all planned vaccine exports must be notified to ZE AUTHORITIES, AT ONCE !! So that appropriate steps can be taken. This is more problematic for Pfizer, as the Astrazeneca is mainly produced in the UK. But, the EU, Being right cheeky cunts, have said that there will be no problems with exporting the Astrazeneca product from the UK to the Fatherland. Which is more than can be said for everything else we try to export to them, since BRINO, they’re wrapping everything up in red tape and petty officialdom.
Fuck off you eurotrash cunts.

I hope the Yellow Peril fucking ravages you, you sneaky protectionist cunts.

Get To Fuck.

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-boris-johnson-warns-eu-against-restrictions-on-coronavirus-vaccine-supplies-12199642

Nominated by: Jack The Cunter

It seems that we have lost the ability to have a reasonable debate these days, and nothing illustrates this better than the Coronavirus catastrophe. And there will be little argument that it is a catastrophe, either from the virus, or the reaction to it.

Over the last ten years, politics has become an even more polarising subject than ever, mostly due to the internet, and the millennial bellends that have happily replaced a real balanced social life with the hollow online existence, where after a few clicks, you can find an army of cunts who will echo your uninformed opinions, or can fill up your empty head with any facts you like, with research from the hallowed halls of the university of YouTube.

In the U.K. it was the Brexit referendum that kickstarted the hate for the opposing argument, the USA followed with their election featuring the ultimate pantomime baddie, Donald Trump. Since then, there has been nothing like a reasonable debate about anything, from politicians and the public. Just hate and indifference.

And then came Covid.

Now there is little else discussed, anywhere. And, everyone has their own view, and fuck everyone else who disagrees. From the rabid calling for anyone meeting someone outside their ‘bubble’ to be executed, to conspiracy nutbags convinced that Bill Gates wants to put a chip in their head, there is no escape.

I seem to be in the middle. I find myself arguing against the pro mask, pro vaccine fascists one minute, then arguing against the anti mask, anti vaccine crazies the next.

With so many conflicting facts and evidence, it’s difficult to actually have an informed opinion, so most people have gone to an extreme, one way or another. I hate wearing a mask, and wouldn’t if I had a choice, so when I see people not wearing them in the supermarket, I should be cheering them on inside, but every time, it’s always some scrote or roider who I wish would get it anyway.

Then there is the potential cure.

Ah yes, the vaccine. Or should I say vaccines, as there are several, and I think some people think they get a choice. Again, there is no middle ground in whether to have one. From the pro vaccine faction, anyone who doesn’t think it’s a good idea should be murdered, to the anti faction, who think their DNA is being harvested and they are being made infertile, there is no reasoned debate.

Do I do what others have and put aside any doubts I have that the companies developing and supplying the vaccines have no legal responsibility for any adverse effects, and the testing phase was a fraction of what is usually required for a drug or treatment. Or, do I sit in front of a computer at 3am, watching YouTube videos on how big pharma, George Soros, and the Freemasons are out to get me? Sorry, neither appeal to me.

Hopefully, by the time it gets that I have to have a vaccine passport to leave the house they will have maybe sorted out which one has the least side effects and mortality rate. Then, the argument will be ‘died of the vaccine, or with the vaccine?’

Whatever happens, I hope one day that humanity can have an opinion without hating those that have a different one.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye