(There’s a bet going on here at Admin Towers, on who will be the first dirty old disgusting degenerate on here to look up the skirt and/or down the cleavage of the young filly in the header pic, while totally ignoring the actual nom for about 10 minutes and 2 Kleenex later! – DA)

Not being able to play golf ??‍♀️ during lockdown is a fucking massive cunt.

Why the fuck can I go fishing ? too cold or shooting but not play golf boris you fat tousled haired fairy. ??? It is daft.

No reason to not open golf ??‍♀️ courses up to members. Not joe public. At let you play at your own club not at others with a regular playing partner. I sort of get travelling to other course could be conceived to increase the risk! But if courses were only open to members then this wouldn’t be possible.

Open the courses up you cunt. I’ve paid to play at my course and have already lost 2 months that I’d paid for.

Golf courses shut to members is a cunt.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

Quick Draw McGraw made the cut with this:

It depends on the type of shooting. I can’t go to my archery club, even though we’d be shooting outside and standing approximately 4 metres from each other. That’s double the government’s social distance. Meanwhile, the albino walrus has made sure that HE can go jogging with a friend. Every day now, I’m increasingly glad that I voted for an independent at the last election rather than Tory.

An odd one this regarding double standards and hypocrisy in Hollywoke and elsewhere.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-56022084

It seems Gina Carano (me neither) has been dropped from Mandalorian (me neither again) for anti-semitic tweets. She has previously supported Trump but managed to just about hold on to whatever it is she does. But obviously, supporting an elected president puts her on thin ice.

I have no time for anti-semites but, within reason, they are allowed free speech. Which can be countered.

However, consider this:
Many of these woke cunts tweet and express hatred and violence towards white people, Trump and anyone who, however mildly, suggests biology is an actual fact regarding trannies.
Has any of this hatred led to someone being dropped from something in Hollywoke? Or college employment? Or Burnley FC (probably)?

To quote The Jam:

This is the Modern World.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble

Seconded by Uncle Monke with this:

Good Nom. I would like to add to this.

What was her heinous crime? She retweeted the following.

“Jews were beaten in the streets, not by Nazi soldiers but by their neighbors…even by children. Because history is edited, most people today don’t realize that to get to the point where Nazi soldiers could easily round up thousands of Jews, the government first made their own neighbors hate them simply for being Jews. How is that any different from hating someone for their political views”

Now there is nothing there that is anti-semetic.

This highlights how in order for the Nazis to implement their anti-Jewish policies they needed the support of the German people. The way to do that was to demonise the Jews through manipulation of the media and propoganda, so that the German people would indeed turn against them.

How is this any different to any political party? Using the media and propganda to further their support.

As an example, lets demonise people on benefits so that when we put them on Universal Credit, strip disabled people of their living allowance and cut benefit payments for many of the most vulnerable people in society they will have the full support of the majority.

The best way to control people is by pitting one against the other.

Divide and conquer.

And thirded by Coolforcunts:

At the risk of this being classed as an anti-Semitic conspiracy, derp, I would like to 3rd this nomination and provide a little bit of background into the hows and whys of censorship of freedom of speech via an interesting viewpoint which will probably apply to the lady in the first nom but has also been used a multitude of times on a multitude of sites. This was an Amazon review about a book about the subject that the guy hadn’t even read yet, but it is as good an explanation as any having seen this very same mantra used again and again.

“I would say Hasbara is more of
a soft sell at first, it seeks to inform, influence and educate the ignorant to the Israeli cause.
The narrative of Hasbara has a victimized quality underpinning it, a very passive-aggressive
approach, Israel is always defending not attacking. They play the mis-understood victim and
invite their critics to attack them. The sub-current being that Israel’s message is not
understood. Israel views that the reason for this is either lack of education or stupidity. So
the Hasbara agents explain until they realise that they are getting nowhere and then
respond with disdain and disgust.”

https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/ROCGLPRB3HUG

And of course the age old trump card of “you’re anti Semitic” is virtually unchallengeable due to events in the first part of the last century.

I picked my side long ago when I realised I was far less likely to be blown up in a suicide attack by somebody from Israel than somebody from one of the more dusky countries. However this does not negate the part Israel plays with constant West Bank land annexation, which has been condemned by the UN as well as generally worldwide in playing their part in no the peace in the Middle East conundrum.

Well whaddayaknow. The husband of the little cutie (if you take a time machine back to 1964) that is Nancy Pelosi has made a killing on Tesla shares.

https://amp.washingtontimes.com/news/2021/jan/29/nancy-pelosis-big-tesla-stock-buy-raises-ethics-qu/

Of course Nancy knew fuck all about her hubby spending $1,000,000 on the shares. No sirreee Bob!

She was probably stuffing her face with another gallon of Ben and Jerry’s wokeness and didn’t notice Mr. Pelosi spending all that money. Or maybe not.

My original thought on this matter was to cunt NP for being, well, a cunt but she is being true to her rapacious self so I will let that lie.

I’m going to cunt the people who put her in a position where she can do what the fuck she wants and will carry on doing so until she draws her last breath.

Note to any members of the CIA reading this cunting:
I am normally out of bed by 6am so please let me finish my ablutions before you kick my front door in.

Nominated by: SimmyJavil

….and in a similar vein here’s one from Smug cunt

Americans are cunts.Its pretty simple In fact its as simple as Americans. Their absurd Presidents with their executive orders and pardons show George III has been in the White House since 1776. Unfortunately the rest of the world has to suffer after their bullshit “elections” ,more corrupt than Indias or even Tower Hamlets.

Liar ,Congress woman Alexandria ocasio Cortez thinks she is oppressed and the dumb as shit American public doesnt know Madrid is only a thousand miles from London and is part of Europe.How does a Hispanic ( Spanish Cortez wiped out the Incas) get to pontificate about white supremacy. 80% of all slaves during the Atlantic slave trade (ended by England) went to South America. Her ancestors just like Ilhan Omar were slave owners. Omar is far nearer to slavery, war and genocide than anyone else in American politics.

So fuck you America. Thanks for your fucking poison. Cunts.

…backed up by Quick Draw McGraw

AOC was recently caught lying about being in danger during the recent “insurrection”. She claimed that a mob had laid siege to her office, with at least one banging on her door. Turns out, her office was some distance away from the trouble, and the guy banging on her door was from the Capitol police. Not surprising really, it’s not the first time she’s been caught lying.

A couple of years back, she put some photos of her and her cronies, all dressed in white for some reason, outside an immigrant detention centre. They showed in several different poses of apparent distress at the depravation she was witnessing. Then the photographer released some photos he took from a different angle, which showed that they were, in fact standing at the fence by the car park. And not a single abused illegal immigrant could be seen.

*** Emergency Cunting *** for enforced quarantine costs for returning Brits.

The shower of shit who run our country have just announced a mandatory period of 10 days quarantine for Brits returning to their own country from certain other countries on a so-called ‘red list’. The UK wishing to protect itself by not inadvertently introducing more plague carriers is fair enough. What boils my piss is the returning Brits will be made to pay £1,750 for the privilege.

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-travellers-from-red-list-countries-will-have-to-pay-1-750-for-10-day-hotel-quarantine-12213267

So let me get this straight. British citizens, many of whom have likely done nothing wrong, will effectively be detained against their will for a period of 10 days and then be forced to pay the government for the costs of their own detention. Even fucking prisoners get free room and board for fucks sake.

Meanwhile, the unwashed, disease ridden, freeloading dinghy dwelling illegal scum continue to show up unannounced at Dover amongst other places. What happens? They get a sympathetic welcoming committee, free healthcare, free accommodation, free food, free whatever else they can get their parasitic hands on. And that seems to be OK apparently.

How about some of the taxes those returning Brits may have paid over the years be used to cover the costs of their effective imprisonment by their own government? Oh wait, there I go again thinking taxes paid by British tax payers should be used for the benefit of British people. Silly me. I forgot the UK is just a welfare state for the rest of the world. FOR FUCK’S SAKE! CUNTS!

Nominated by: Imitation Yank

(We had a similar nom for Matt Smallcock published a couple of days ago, but this one covers slightly different ground. Either way, he is still a cunt – DA)

A biohazard level-5, snotted pocket tissue cunting for the science of virology – guesses as to what inspired this nom on a clean tissue please!

Climatology has now been knocked off my top spot for the ‘biggest load of wank in a white lab coat’, thanks to the modern marvels of the psuedoscientific voodoo science known as virology. No doubt you’re already thinking, ‘didn’t virology help Karl with his bumder disease diagnosis?’, or, ‘it helped my mate Wogindishu in Botswanna with his terminal diagnosis!’.

It might come as a surprise that given our current situation, which is predicated on the existence of a virus, that no one has actually proven the existence of it scientifically. Wait, what? That sounds like tinfoil territory! Yeah, and it gets worse. The same flaw can be demonstrated with several other notable hysteria driven episodes: Swine Flu, Avian Flu, SARS, BSE, Polio, and the infamous HIV. The word ‘isolation’ apparently has a different dictionary definition to a virologist. Ask him to show you a clear image of the virus and all you’ll get in return is CGI graphics, or a black-and-white electron microscope image that looks about as coherent as a TV screen to a hobo after a bottle of whiskey.

Whilst the media were mesmerising you with hysteria like a cheap street magician, his mate virology was busy nabbing all your wallets. The amount of taxes pocketed by these shysters is in the trillions now. For the research into non-existent viruses, and then selling drugs back to the public that inevitably cause the damage they claim to solve e.g. Tamiflu for influenza was stockpiled in the UK and USA at considerable cost, before any efficacy was even proven, and before they realized it caused an increase in hallucinations and suicidal ideation. This has happened repeatedly in both viral research and associated drug research; no control groups, no double-blind placebo trials, conflicts of interest, etc.

They also have a habit of inspiring mass culling. Our infamous Neil Ferguson, an epidemiologist (virology’s bastard brother) with his Diane Abbott level of miscalculation, helped contribute to the frenzy over several potential epidemics, including BSE which led to the destruction of millions of cows. A necessary evil you might assume, but perhaps not when other potential causes of the disease are excluded.. such as putting an incredibly toxic organophosphate, Phosmet, on the necks of cattle for example. The toxic effects of substances are often overlooked in favour of a mythical virus that can’t be seen e.g. DDT and Lead Arsenate are linked with Polio.

If any cunters are interested in seeing how the magic trick works I’d recommend looking into the methodolgy of viral isolation, characterisation and detection using PCR.

Nominated by: The Big Chunky Cunty