Affirmative action is just about the most negative affirmative imaginable.

Once upon a time, at a work place that I am aware of, there was a female employee who was easy on the eye, bright, and a welcome and warm presence in any room.

However her position was made dissatisfying to her – in order that, when she inevitably left, it could be ceded to someone more ‘deserving’.

That ‘someone’ being a sow; a lumbering dull-eyed mound, an incurious bovine lump bristling with body-hair and resentments.

But she is some shades darker in hue than her predecessor, so evidently all’s well, eh?

Nominated by: Chimp Licker

The company I work for needs a nomination.

They regularly send cunty woke related emails and the latest one features a guide on how we can show our ‘allyship’ (eh??) with our LGBT and transgender colleagues. We don’t actually have any in our office.

One of the things they suggest we do is to amend our email sign-off, to include our preferred pronoun.

Well here’s mine – Straight bloke, not woke, fuck off.

Nominated by: mystic maven 

The British Ham Sandwich is a massive Cunt.

Just try taking one to Holland, the border cunts will impound it immediately.

They are high on drugs and have the munchies. Take one laced with Marmite, one bite and the cunts will escort you to the next border.

Nominated by: Germancunt 

The Republican party is a spineless cunt.

Trump is the only reason they won in 2016. They wont win again if they abandon Trumpism.

They are a dead duck. Fuckem.

The war on Brexit was mirrored in the States with the complete refusal to accept his Presidency. Make no mistake its the same war.

Nominated by: Smug cunt

…and this from Allan

You wouldn’t have believed it could happen in the United States, the land of the free, but a landslide Republican victory was somehow nullified and overturned by voter fraud, deception and fake news. The Democrats, knowing full well they were going to lose, pulled out all the stops and employed every underhand trick in the book. Millions of people voted illegally including some who had already died, votes for the country’s saviour Donald Trump were deleted and machines were fixed so that Republican votes were turned into Democrat votes. Added to the total were votes from non-citizens and people bused in undercover from neighbouring states. All of this took place under the noses of incompetent Republican election officials from Georgia to Arizona, every single one of whom naively claimed that no fraud took place.

When Trump’s lawyers went to the courts to protest about this flagrant injustice, their cases were dismissed by corrupt state and federal judges, some of whom he had appointed himself. Then ten House Republicans were bribed to vote to impeach this unfairly maligned Christian even though everyone knew he had done nothing wrong. We all know what happened two thousand years ago. This was history repeating itself.

You have to ask yourself how all this illegal chicanery could be allowed to take place, after all we’re not talking about a banana republic here. The blame must lie with Trump’s aides who were inexcusably complacent, they should have expected these dirty tricks and been ready to counteract them. The Democrats succeeded in usurping a great American patriot and portraying him to the world as an unstable narcissist. He was let down badly by his so-called friends, his advisors and his legal team. It’s a tragedy that his selfless hard work and magnificent achievements will be disparaged and confined to oblivion through no fault of his own. We are left with no option but to conclude that the citizens of America didn’t deserve him.

In retrospect, this has been a modern day story of betrayal, treachery and blatant opportunism. You just couldn’t make it up.