Fucking hell I’m so fed up of late cunts, not just coz they’re lazy, ignorant twats, but coz they give us decent tradesmen a bad name.

I live in a rented house (though I’ve just bought a place with my girlfriend, yet to move in), and there was a leak. I could’ve sorted it myself but as it’s not my place I’m not gonna fuck about with the plumbing.
The geezer was due at 10.30.
The cunt turned up at 2.
Didn’t answer my calls. Wasted my day. Turned up, but forgot his tools… so a job that could’ve started at 10.30 and finished at 10.45, started at 1400 and finished at 1530.
Cunt.

When I was self employed (sparks) I considered being 10 minutes late as LATE.
Now I’m employed, they consider 5 minutes late as moan moan fucking moan…
….fair enough in my book….

How do these ignorant cunts get, and hold onto customers?
How can anyone think it is acceptable to fuck people about like that?

My sis ordered a plumber a year ago. Didn’t turn up. Ordered another. Didn’t turn up.
My dad did the job.
2 days later one of them turned up to do the job…. what a lazy useless cunt. 2 fucking days late. I bet the cunt somehow still gets customers though coz, well, that’s just how tradesmen are….

NO WE ARE FUCKING NOT.

It gives us all a bad name and I really can’t understand how hard it can be when someone says:
“what time are you coming?”
To say:
“Ten thirty”
And then to turn up at ten thirty. Or by 11. Or within 3 fucking hours of the time you said. Or to call the client and tell them you’re running late

.
Or just to answer your fucking phone in the first place….

Useless cunts.

Nominated by: Deploy the Sausage 

Dig deep, spread the muck, and don’t call a spade a spade, unless you want to incur the wrath of “Professor” Fowler, the academic who, like a tub of Vanish, forces out hidden dirt.

The Professor (as in “Professor Jimmy Edwards”?) has the ear of the National Trust, and taking th bit btween her horsey teeth has decided in a book called “Green Unpleasant Land” that gardening is naughty, because it colludes with our “colonial past”, and it’s racist, and, well, just too beastly for a lady of her refinement:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9153499/Academic-says-GARDENING-roots-racial-injustice.html

As it is the weekend, perhaps a Boggs gardening tip might not come amiss. If you live in her part of the country, and you are planting up some shrubs this weekend, make a beeline to her lavatory, because her output is guaranteed to be 100% pure shit – just like her book, which would make a very good mulch.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

Bare faced, opportunist hypocrisy is a bit of a cunt isnt it? An example below:-

‘Marcus Rashford and a group of celebrity chefs and campaigners have called on Boris Johnson to review the government’s free school meals policy.
The group, including Jamie Oliver, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Tom Kerridge, have written to the PM asking him to “fix” the system long-term.
They called for a strategy to help “end child food poverty” before the summer holidays.’

Child food poverty. In a country where 20% 0f children are obese the wicked Tories are starving kids, just like poor saint Marcus was starved.

However, to the rescue comes:-
St Marcus with his convenient tax arrangements and no danger of any cost falling his way. (Example of which is here – NA)
Jamie Oliver who has folded companies owing millions (allegedly) and throwing many out of work. (Case in point here – NA)
And the rest of the me me fucking me ‘celebrity’ chefs, in whose restaurants you can pick up a miniscule starter for as little as £30.

How virtuous, cost effective and despicable are these cunts?

(News story is here – NA)

(Links provided by Dickie Dribbler – NA)

Nominated by (with NO links): Cunstable Cuntbubble

Anyone cunted (allegedly) sickening ultra-perv Armie Hammer yet?

God alone knows how this walking talent-void became famous in the first place considering the viewer’s gaze slides off his face like piss from an urinal cake, but he’d better bank whatever proceeds he’s accrued sharpish, given the (allegedly) sordid revelations now coming to light.

Unless they are his way of auditioning for the role of Hannibal Lector, that is.

You see, Armie, like many a young beau, would like to hold his fair maiden’s heart.

Literally. (Allegedly.) Not in the poetic, figurative sense, but in the actual, physical, sense.

He would also (allegedly) like to do a number of other deeply insalubrious things that I will not recount here, because I just ate.

But remember fellow cunters, these Hollywood types are – as they never ever tire of telling us – our moral and intellectual superiors.

(Allegedly.)

Nominated by Chimp Licker 

https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/armie-hammer-graphic-dms-viral/

Australia is a cunt.

Australia, land of biodiversity and a white non native government is a cunt for wanting to kill a harmless pigeon which allegedly had made its way from the alleged home of the free world, USA.

Now it has since transpired that the pigeon had a fake leg ring on it https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-australia-55660592 but the non native white government declared the immigrant pigeon in question to be a threat to national security and stated that it must be captured and destroyed.

This same government which has a similar and admirable immigration policy towards humans, except birds by their nature are migratory creatures and like to summer and winter in different places, A bit like my local geese and politicians.

This pigeon was a massive threat to Australia, a risk to the wildlife of which is mostly deadly or violent anyway, Biting spiders, Hissing snakes and boxing kangaroos.

So it would have been destroyed if caught. By this reasoning i feel all sideways talking non natives should be destroyed and until then, Australia is a bigger cunt than Kylies well greased and fragrant cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt of all trades