The cunt mugshot above is of the type of cunt of whom any cunter I am sure would be compelled to think “I must buy that cunt a drink” out of fellowship and good cheer should it step into their local boozer. Although I have my doubts that it would leave mine alive. Apart from the Goth/Vampira/Freakshow fushion look what could be possibly prejudice our good hearts against it? Why allegations my dears.
It has been swilling around in the Celeb/Rock Star/Hollywood cesspit for a good few years and accumulated the usual failed marriages and relationships. Management has tolerated it all so long as it sold tickets but the latest allegations have rather kyboshed that. Management stops spending money on cover ups so Media gets its talons out. As to allegations we imagine it something like this:
Scene: A discreet bondage chamber somewhere in North Hollywood equipped with start of the art paraphernalia – including leather and rubber bondage gear, remote controlled but plugs and fanny ticklers (for the online community) and the mandatory black rubber water wet with various settings. The air is heavy with the aroma of leather and rubber, oils and sexual funk. The lighting is discreet.
Enter Principals Mr Manson and Ms Starlet accompanied by a small androgynous black slave with a play tray of erectile creams, hard cock spray and feminine requisites and chemical enhancements. They switch on the video and immediately get it on. Mr Manson grabs Ms Starlet by the cunt.
Mr Manson: Hey babe ya wanna walk on the wild side, well do ya? Do ya? Wanna get naughty with ya old Mary any which way ya want?
Ms Starlet: Give it me up ma butt big boy, lacerate ma butt, tear ma skin with your gauging nails then piss on me, Mary.
Mr Manson obliges assisted by slave.
Mr Manson: I gotta take ya to the next level babe you are so shit hot..I am so fuckin’ in the zone and you are so ready….
Mr Manson reaches out of shot and collects a sledge-hammer tied in pink bows and kisses it then rubs it in MrStarlet’s genital area then kisses and sniffs it. Ms Starlet is somewhat alarmed.
Ms Starlet: What the fuck…….
Mr Manson Hey babe it’s all so cool – we gonna bash your brains out while we fuck…
Ms Starlet (as she is exiting through the door) Bash your own brains out fuckin’ creep pervert. Ya sure know how to kill a fuckin’ relationship.
Mr Manson(laughing and wanking) Great exit line babe
This story is hard to improve upon so I refer cunters to the source:
Nominated by:Sir Limply Stoke