I have always been a social smoker, you know when your aaaaht and abaaaaaht getting pissed etc it’s nice having a cigarette or smoking a spliff when at home etc. I’ve always been able to stop quite easily and have proudly boasted to not being addicted to nicotine to all the 70 a day cunts.

Anyways I’ve been smoking up the weed lately with all the lockdown bollocks and nowhere being open for one to go and enjoy one’s self and chat up a lady etc. Not wanting to turn into some kind of permanently mashed cunt I’ve decided to stop the weed smoking, and I’ve not really bothered smoking many cigarettes.

It’s been a cunt, cunt and cunt. I’ve felt like killing some cunt yesterday and I’m fed up with bored cunt friends bothering me with endless WhatsApp shite to ‘laugh’ at, people phoning me with nothing to say, slow cunts on the road, Covid 19 bollocks everywhere and my girlfriend phoning me to go on abaaaaaht fucking Covid 19, eating takeaway,

days getting dark at 4pm, having to get aaaht of bed in the morning, thinking I’d rather have a wank rather than see my girlfriend, not much option of finding a new girlfriend with all this lockdown cuntishness, having weed, cigarettes and rizla staring at me and trying not to ‘skin up’,

spending half an hour trying to find something interesting to watch on Netflix or Amazon, and the list goes on.

Nevermind summer’s on the way and we might be able to meet a friend in the middle of some country field to say hello whilst wearing a Haz mat suit due to the new mutant strain that’s come aaaht of some shithole.

Not that I follow the rules but as you may have gathered I am pissed off and fed up.
Is there still a suicide pool on is a cunt? Someone nominate me.

Go fuck yourselves… and then go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt 

I honestly didn’t know this place even existed, until yesterday, when the BBC reported that the above centre was deemed ‘inadequate’.

First off, what a fucking waste of tax payers money. My mate is a paramedic and he’s constantly telling me how poorly funded the ambulance service is, a service that is in place specifically to help save people’s lives and we don’t prioritise it for funding. Yet, we have a clinic who’s only purpose is to pander to demented kids who want attention. Fuck off! Also, because it’s been deemed inadequate, we’ll no doubt be pouring more money down the proverbial tranny drain.

What are we doing?! Honestly, what country would even have this as an entity when we’re constantly told the NHS doesn’t have enough money in the first place.

I’m sure there will be the woke brigade, saying that little Timmy wanting to remove his spuds and be called Tammy, is just as important as George who’s having a cardiac arrest because he’s read there’s a clinic for gender confused teenagers.

Fucking cunts!

Nominated by: elcuntio 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55723250

(We had quite a few nominations for Tom, his hospital, the NHS, his family and more. So we consolidated them all into one Big Cunting. Enjoy!  – DA)

Captain Tom Moore deserves a total cunting.

This fucking old spastic cunt is a joke, he made captain, barely 3 ranks above private. Hardly a sergeant, general or brigadier.
Yet this old cunt was lauded over by the UK media as if he had won the war. This fucking old dementia-laden cunt was used by both his family and the media (and Piers Morgan) to syphon money from the dumb fuck public.

Yes ‘he’ raised £30 million for the NHS, but what they never mention is all this money has been distributed between ‘NHS’ funded charities. The NHS will never see a fucking penny, It will all go to those parasitical ‘charities’ who state they are raising for the ‘NHS’.

Nominated by: dumbasscovidtwats

(oh boy, here we go – NA)

2nd by Gloria Stitz with this:

I have to stress right at the start of this one that I’m sorry the old boy has cashed in his chips, but the publicity whirlwind surrounding Captain Sir Tom Moore is a bit of a cunt, no?

The amount of mawkish faux grief expressed since his passing actually makes me feel quite uncomfortable. If you bumped into him on the Clapham omnibus twelve months ago you wouldn’t know him from Adam. Now, though, there are positively Mediterranean outpourings of grief which is more than reminiscent of the decade where much of the nation, including the tabloids that finished her off, wept and wailed over Princess Diana. Now we have politicians who have done less for the health service than Harold Shipman positively screaming at the sky over his loss. Maybe I’m just a hard-faced old slapper but other than the kind of mild ‘aww’ that follows hearing about a neighbour’s hamster dying, I just can’t get upset about it. I didn’t know the chap. It’s a really weird phenomenon.

He did, frankly, what amounts to a sponsored walk for charity. That’s great; it’s fantastic that so much money was raised for a good cause and I’ll be buggered if I have the energy to mooch round the garden at that age.

But all this really hasn’t been about Tom has it? It’s got all the hallmarks of a story that the ‘stuffed shirts’ at various parties with vested interests have grabbed and run with.

A daughter who is very much stuck into the marketing and PR business, and who encouraged him to get out his Zimmer frame in the first place, and had the skills to ensure it went viral. Her public profile has massively increased off the back of this. We have barely heard anything from the other daughter who stands to gain a lot less. Barbados also seems like – I don’t know – an odd choice for a centenarian?

Big business has taken their thirty pieces of silver too and British Airways were very quick to gift the family a holiday to Barbados – in the middle of a bloody pandemic – so they can ride the wave of ‘feel good’ in a time where it could be cynically suggested that nobody’s thinking much about the airlines at all.

Public figures who like the look of a few quid rushed to be associated with him – Piers Moron has had a lot to say about it and the less said about that terrible Michael Ball single the better. He wasn’t a singer; he couldn’t even sing, but heaven forbid Ball and his record label cunts didn’t get a slice of the pie.

And of course it’s become politically expedient to dine out on the affair too. It appeals to the likes of Boris Johnson because it invokes his favourite war rhetoric and promotes the narrative of the healthcare system as a charity case rather than something we need to have an intelligent conversation about funding through taxation. It appeals to Keir bloody Starmer because he can be photographed clapping like a twat on his doorstep which is an easy win rather than, you know, coming up with some policies.

TLDR: Rest in peace Captain Sir Tom Moore, but mawkishness, milquetoastery and faux-concerned greed are cunts.

3rd by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea:

Seconded, Ms Stitz. There is talk of a statue to Uncle Tom and a state funeral ffs. The only non royals to get a state funeral that I know of were The Duke of Wellington and Winston Churchill. This cuntry is truly in the toilet.

4th by Spanky Mc Spank:

I will second this cunting.

This who charade makes me sick to my mother fuckin stomach.

The good captain and his shifty family, the “holiday” in Barbados, Fat cunt Boris and his 18.00 clap for Tom, Hancock and his fucking stupid statue idea.

They can all kiss my balls and by now Tom will be across the Styx and sitting at the right hand of Hades where his eternal punishment will be to walk round his onion patch for all eternity.

5th… this time from Mark

I would like to nominate Captain Tom’s Hospital and Trust for being an absolute two faced, cunt(s).

Whilst I fully agree with his family being let in the hospital to stay with him, why does everybody else have to wait at home until their loved one dies?

This is a fucking piss take. One rule for some people and another for the rest of us unimportant twats.

This has really boiled my piss. I will not be watching TV for a few weeks until this shit has died down (pardon the pun). Every fucking so called celeb will be paying tribute just to get their cunting names on TV. Virtue signaling cunts the fucking lot of them.

Fuck off.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/captain-tom-moore-dead-nhs-nurses-in-heartbreaking-tribute-privilege-to-care-for-him/ar-BB1djTOa

6th…….and in a similar vein, here’s one from Elecuntrian 

Taking the Piss
This nom is nothing against Cpt Tom good bloke had a good innings, my dad was in Burma same time as him sadly he died 49 years ago. This is a cunting for all those taking the piss out of the majority of us. First off where did the Captain catch the virus no one tells us, his family were at his bedside when he died are they all self isolating now? Rita Bora can swanny off to Australia to do fucking telly show she could have done by video link. I have a daughter who has been going through cancer treatment the past twelve months and we can’t get over there and thousands of Oz citizens stranded. I could go on but I’m so pissed off at being pissed on.
PS Love this site.

7th nom …and this time from mikdys

We’ll probably never know more details about how Capt Sir Tom caught Covid. The pneumonia story does seem a bit “chicken and egg”. Did he catch it in some other way and then catch Covid when in hospital being treated, or was it due to Covid caught elsewhere? I’d always thought he was at high risk with all the media attention, but that’s probably a lesser risk than visiting a hospital I’d guess. He’d recently had “the holiday of a lifetime”, visiting Barbados before the lockdown, so that was probably another risk exposure for him. He seemed happy taking these risks, all inside the law and, rightly, much respected by society. It’s a shame he couldn’t have gone on a bit longer but his final year was epic and I’m sure he wouldn’t have traded the gambles for a bit more time.

Having said the above, there do seem to be double standards in play. BLM and XR protests being allowed to happily ignore the rules while penniless uni students are fined £10k each for doing likewise. MP’s travelling the length of the country by train, spreading Covid around, while others are fined for driving too far to take a walk in the open air in the countryside.

And you are right, as with most other things, the silent majority bear the brunt of it all. Unless you are an MP, or a “woke icon”, you have to suck it up☹️

Well, he’s a funny kind of tranny Eddie. One minute he’s a boy or in ‘boy mode’ the next minute he’s a girl ‘in girl mode’. He says he’s/she’s very relaxed about it.
Those who are not relaxed are the interviewers who are ‘mortified’ when they get his/her pronouns wrong. They inadvertently say (like Lorraine Kelly) ‘he’ when he is being a girl. I mean when she is being a girl. All very confusing.

But the thing is if you don’t know what sex you’re going to be on a particular day how can you expect the people you meet to be sure of the right pronouns to use? That is the question.

Also isn’t he a bit old to be in ‘boy mode’ and ‘girl mode’. When he is in girl mode rather than looking like a girl he looks to me to be in ‘granny mode’. In fact a lot of trannies look like grannies. They never seem to dress like modern fashionable women. They don’t have their favourite ‘little black dress’ for special occasions do they? No, they’re like Fifties’ grannies with blouses and cardigans and knee length skirts. That’s not some innate modesty. No, the real reason (as we all know) is because they don’t have a woman’s body to show off. They can’t compete.

As I say Eddie is relaxed about it all. Its all ‘just in his head’ he says. How he feels when he gets up in the morning. But you would simply like to say to HIM you cannot change your sex just like that. Men cannot change into women nor women into men just on a whim. You might might dress up as a woman but you are not a woman. You’re a man dressed in women’s clothes.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/lorraine-kelly-eddie-izzard-pronouns-b741230.html

Nominated by: Miles Plastic 

The inauguration of the latest POTUS probably deserves many cuntings, that our ISAC contributors will flag up in due course I’m sure

My particular beef is with those individuals who consider themselves ‘poets’. Todays classic for me was the so-called ‘first US poet laureate’ named Amanda Gorman who recited some sort of fairy story, probably with several hidden messages within.

When I was taught about poetry in school, it fucking rhymed! It was not a rant, delicately delivered accompanied by flowing hand movements!!

Fair play though – best award of the day goes to Lady Gaga, who scrubbed up really well!

Nominated by: knobrot 

…and seconded by: mikdys 

Amanda Gorman “writing the poem the world needs to hear”

https://www.itv.com/news/2021-01-21/amanda-gorman-on-writing-the-poem-the-world-needed-to-hear

What a (unt. No, the world doesn’t need your woke sh1te any more than it needs NORAID or Kamala Harris running the USA. F*ck off back to your BLM protests!