(Cole is the third big tit, in the middle – DA)

This former smack rat and millionaire pretend hippy biker is on the TV more and more sticking his face into everything,

“find it fix it flog it” being one where he travels around with failed Brookside actor and general all round tit Simon O’Brien “just happening to find” stuff in peoples barns which they then bodge over and sell for a completely unrealistic amount of money after boggle eyed “restorer” Gemma Longworth (think the Female Jay Blades but with a chainsaw Scouse accent and big wobbly tits) paints it a bloody stupid colour or Coles head monkey Guy polishes it or fits a new spark plug.

He is also on a series where he rides someone else’s motorcycle around paradise pretending to be Mr hardcore biker, then spends his entire time whining about how awful the places he visits are for daring to make a living – Kalgoorlie in Australia was the latest where he was whining about the dreadful environmental damage done by the commercial gold mining – seemingly forgetting that the gold mining industry employs tens of thousands of people earning good wages for hard dirty graft, makes Australia a fortune which is “pretty useful” for a place which is effectively a mineral rich dustbowl and conveniently neglecting to mention the environmental impact of having planeloads of film crew, equipment and motorcycles transported around half the planet for his jollies.

Sneering, whining holier than thou hypocrite prick and yet another who seems to think we need to be preached at and treated like idiots – how about being a bit more humble, appreciating you are being paid a fortune and knocking the Greta Thunderbird shit on the head Henry – I am sick and fucking tired of it.

Wait while I do my TV series next year when I ride around the UK coast on the bicycle (I am determined to do it before I get too old to) called “The Fox eats pies, pedals about a bit and swears at people” – I think with a catchy title such as that the TV companies will be queuing up for the rights!

Nominated by: Vernon Fox 

https://www.henrycole.tv/about-henry

A weeping and wailing cunting at Holby City, please for this drama queen nurse Ms. Bilbrough. Last year in March she delivered a weepy creepy pity-me message in a Coronation Street voice, because of bulk buyers (which was and remains beyond the pale) because “there’s no fruit and no vegetables and how am I going to stay healthy?” sob, sob, gasp, gasp.

Well she’s back:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56472115

Nurse Snowflake has just held forth on Wireless 4 World At One (“when you a nurse, you give a little bit of yourself…. [nursing] was a childhood dream….I am a professional” all poured out to Victoria Derbyshire at her most sympathetic, Ms. Bilburgh gave her all. It was a performance that would have eclipsed Celia Johnson in Brief Encounter.

Anyway, childhood dream or no, she is thinking of “quitting”.

Rejoice at that news!

Anybody so teary, but so self important, yet can’t control their emotions should never be in health care “She gaveth for others, so that others might live” as Ray Galton and Alan Simpson wrote for Tony Hancock sixty years ago (“The Blood Donor”)

Enough already!

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

The Leftwaffe, yet again. A comedian I’d forgotten all about tweeted a joke about Swedish eco loon, Greta Thumbnail and predictably, the left are all over him. The joke was:

“As soon as Greta discovers cock, she’ll stop complaining about the single use plastic it’s wrapped in.”

Not the funniest of jokes. But then, Lee isn’t the funniest of comedians. I view him as a kind of white Nish Kumar, but far less to the left. But, it’s freedom of speech and she’s 18 now. She put herself in the spotlight, and people are entirely free to satirise, lampoon, criticise or deride her in public. Unless you’re the Leftwaffe of course. In which case, all negative words against Saint Greta of Thumbnail MUST be erased.

I’ve never found Lee particularly funny, and the joke certainly isn’t. But he has ever right to say it, without entitled little Nazi lefties getting their Bridget Jones type knickers in a twist. So, fuck off Leftwaffe. You bunch of cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Now the Furlough system was a wonderful thing, without it I would have been totally fucked and I do wonder how it will ever be compensated for.

Great system as it was/ still is for some there are always cunts who abuse the system and take the piss, lazy work shy cunts who will still be claiming it in 20 years if they can.
The people that really boil my piss are the rich people who claim this Victoria Beckham, that cunt that plays Allan Partridge you know the type, minted but tighter than a ducks butt and I’m sure if we checked loads of the sleb cunts have been doing it under another name I suspect, cunts one and all.

But causing me to choke on my marmalade and toast this morning was the news that the Saudi royal family have been claiming it for those in the UK,,, WTF the richest family in the world WTF claimed furlough WTF.

You know the cunts I mean the greasy Isis looking mother fuckers who blast up and down outside Harrods in their gold wrapped Lamboghini,s with no insurance and a glove box full of speeding and parking fines for their man servant to pay the infidels later on,if they get caught, the same cunts who barge past on the pavement or let a door slam in your face all while wearing a diamond encrusted monstrosity watch that costs more than my house…. Those fucking treble cunts.

Now doesn’t that bring a spark of warmth to your heart to know those cunts are claiming Furlough and we are going to be paying it back into the system for the rest of our lives,.
There should be a special government department for collecting said oil spills and grease balls and ransoming them back to their families, you can even add on some quid for the traffic violation costs and a ticket back to Saudi, it can be called Furlough off you cunts, its not like we, re not supporting loads of other money grabbing cunts from abroad anyway…… Furlo off and don’t come back camel jockeys….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

(Further info here – DA https://www.thenational.scot/news/19175917.covid-billionaires-bnp-saudi-royals-claim-billions-uk-furlough-scheme/ )

Having spent an hour of my life I’ll never get back changing all the bleeding digital and battery operated clocks, I’d like to nominate this bizzarre practice we go through bi-anually.

For the sake of our sanity, enough, already.

Why, just why, are we still doing this? There’s only x amount of bloody daylight in a day, we aren’t fooling anybody by pretending we get longer mornings/evenings.

Stop it, stop it now!

Nominated by: Jessum Priest